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Miles Davis
Show hippies some grace. If I fell in love for the first time at a Grateful Dead concert I’d probably be like that too
January 4, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Show hippies some grace. If I fell in love for the first time at a Grateful Dead concert I’d probably be like that too
Onstage telling jokes and the audience is honking at me like geese
January 4, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Onstage telling jokes and the audience is honking at me like geese
Really put something evil out into the world
December 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Really put something evil out into the world
To my fellow millennials: listen up fucksticks. 2025 was a hashtag dumpster fire so here’s what we’re going to do: ugly cry until the end of the year and then put on our adulting pants and make 2026 our binch. We can do hard things mmkay? Manifest being a BAMF even when mercury is in retrograde 🫳🎤
December 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
To my fellow millennials: listen up fucksticks. 2025 was a hashtag dumpster fire so here’s what we’re going to do: ugly cry until the end of the year and then put on our adulting pants and make 2026 our binch. We can do hard things mmkay? Manifest being a BAMF even when mercury is in retrograde 🫳🎤
Holidays got me feeling actionable
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Holidays got me feeling actionable
Self medicating would fix me
May 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Self medicating would fix me
Fuck the United States
March 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Fuck the United States
Shit fuck balls hell
March 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Shit fuck balls hell
Might fuck around and have greatness thrust upon me
March 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Might fuck around and have greatness thrust upon me
Born to be a scrap piece of paper blown around the desert, exposed to the elements, until it disintegrates
March 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Born to be a scrap piece of paper blown around the desert, exposed to the elements, until it disintegrates
We need a bipartisan crypto caucus with a blockchain policy wonk
March 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
We need a bipartisan crypto caucus with a blockchain policy wonk
The democrats need a badass girlboss with policy chops
March 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The democrats need a badass girlboss with policy chops
Bardware store
March 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Bardware store
Why did no one listen to Disappears!!
March 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Why did no one listen to Disappears!!
Something we really got fucked up on is the idea that art gets old
March 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Something we really got fucked up on is the idea that art gets old
I’m fucking ready to believe in astrology
March 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I’m fucking ready to believe in astrology
What pays your bills:
-money
-power
-looks
-attitude
-money
-power
-looks
-attitude
February 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
What pays your bills:
-money
-power
-looks
-attitude
-money
-power
-looks
-attitude
Telling someone off at a party and on the way out you say “hey siri play John Coltrane “impressions” >>>
February 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Telling someone off at a party and on the way out you say “hey siri play John Coltrane “impressions” >>>
Prime Target:
“What if your research on prime numbers, made you a target”
“What if your research on prime numbers, made you a target”
February 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Prime Target:
“What if your research on prime numbers, made you a target”
“What if your research on prime numbers, made you a target”
What’s your favorite album
The Henchmen’s Greatest Hench
February 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
What’s your favorite album
The Henchmen’s Greatest Hench
February 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
The Henchmen’s Greatest Hench
The Barbie movie warned us!!!!!
February 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The Barbie movie warned us!!!!!