Miles
@milesmoss.bsky.social
New Model Army, Grimsby Town FC, Andor, Test Match Special, Lego, cryptic crosswords.
What a nerd. Urmston.
What a nerd. Urmston.
I absolutely can't bear the fucking thumbs-up emoji. It throws me into the sort of rage only seeing someone wearing flip-flops can.
I need to find a diplomatic way of asking people not to use it when replying to my messages without sounding like some irrational fruitloop.
I need to find a diplomatic way of asking people not to use it when replying to my messages without sounding like some irrational fruitloop.
December 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I absolutely can't bear the fucking thumbs-up emoji. It throws me into the sort of rage only seeing someone wearing flip-flops can.
I need to find a diplomatic way of asking people not to use it when replying to my messages without sounding like some irrational fruitloop.
I need to find a diplomatic way of asking people not to use it when replying to my messages without sounding like some irrational fruitloop.
This might be one of the worst portmanteau attempts I've ever seen.
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This might be one of the worst portmanteau attempts I've ever seen.
Starc is amazing, but Scott Boland is terrifying. I've been watching Supernatural with the 16yo. Boland reminds me of the Golem character. #Supernatural #ashes
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Starc is amazing, but Scott Boland is terrifying. I've been watching Supernatural with the 16yo. Boland reminds me of the Golem character. #Supernatural #ashes
If AI is supposed to be so fantastic, and modern football is heavily based on data, then I fully expect managers to be replaced by AI in the next few years.
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If AI is supposed to be so fantastic, and modern football is heavily based on data, then I fully expect managers to be replaced by AI in the next few years.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Of course, for years, fans at football matches have already been able to stream live data on players by watching the fucking match with their eyeballs.
Reading this article made me feel a bit sick. Apt, though, that this unwanted tech was trialled at a bogus stadium.
Of course, for years, fans at football matches have already been able to stream live data on players by watching the fucking match with their eyeballs.
Reading this article made me feel a bit sick. Apt, though, that this unwanted tech was trialled at a bogus stadium.
New technology a 'game changer' for stadium fans say experts - BBC News
Innovation developed with the University of Bristol will help enchance the experience for fans.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Of course, for years, fans at football matches have already been able to stream live data on players by watching the fucking match with their eyeballs.
Reading this article made me feel a bit sick. Apt, though, that this unwanted tech was trialled at a bogus stadium.
Of course, for years, fans at football matches have already been able to stream live data on players by watching the fucking match with their eyeballs.
Reading this article made me feel a bit sick. Apt, though, that this unwanted tech was trialled at a bogus stadium.
How long before supermarkets find a way of getting us customers to stack the shelves too, and dispense with their staff completely? It'd be even more profitable for the CEOs and shareholders!
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
How long before supermarkets find a way of getting us customers to stack the shelves too, and dispense with their staff completely? It'd be even more profitable for the CEOs and shareholders!
Ronan Darcy of @chesterfieldfc.bsky.social more intent on shushing the #gtfc fans than celebrating with his team mates. Classy.
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Ronan Darcy of @chesterfieldfc.bsky.social more intent on shushing the #gtfc fans than celebrating with his team mates. Classy.
Wolves' interim manager James Collins should do alright - he fits nicely into my Football Expert Guess Who game. @footballcliches.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Wolves' interim manager James Collins should do alright - he fits nicely into my Football Expert Guess Who game. @footballcliches.bsky.social
Hi @footballcliches.bsky.social
Fantastic stream-of-consciousness commentary in the Sunderland-Arsenal match just now, featuring banana skins being turned on their heads and a desire for big cushions, all in one sentence.
Fantastic stream-of-consciousness commentary in the Sunderland-Arsenal match just now, featuring banana skins being turned on their heads and a desire for big cushions, all in one sentence.
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hi @footballcliches.bsky.social
Fantastic stream-of-consciousness commentary in the Sunderland-Arsenal match just now, featuring banana skins being turned on their heads and a desire for big cushions, all in one sentence.
Fantastic stream-of-consciousness commentary in the Sunderland-Arsenal match just now, featuring banana skins being turned on their heads and a desire for big cushions, all in one sentence.
Sunshine Thuggery by The Siddleleys is on a loop in my head at the mo. What a delightful piece of jangly pop it is too.
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Sunshine Thuggery by The Siddleleys is on a loop in my head at the mo. What a delightful piece of jangly pop it is too.
A Three Thing Day by @benmoor.bsky.social is an utterly delightful show. Gentle and genuinely touching in places, and the craziest 100mph stream-of-consciousness brilliant word play in others. Loved it! Such a beautiful companion book too.
October 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A Three Thing Day by @benmoor.bsky.social is an utterly delightful show. Gentle and genuinely touching in places, and the craziest 100mph stream-of-consciousness brilliant word play in others. Loved it! Such a beautiful companion book too.
1982 must have been a great year for me. I only have to hear the opening chords of Pale Shelter by Tears For Fears and I get a huge rush of pure joy.
October 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
1982 must have been a great year for me. I only have to hear the opening chords of Pale Shelter by Tears For Fears and I get a huge rush of pure joy.
Today's NYT Connections top line making a peace offering to the show it stole the idea from?
October 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Today's NYT Connections top line making a peace offering to the show it stole the idea from?
Important advice. I've been very dehydrated before, but good god, I don't think I've ever been 8
October 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Important advice. I've been very dehydrated before, but good god, I don't think I've ever been 8
In the early days of @codalmighty.bsky.social , we had a brief competition on Championship Manager '98. Rather than the emotional baggage of managing #gtfc, the random team chosen was Conference South's Gravesend & Northfleet, now known as Ebbsfleet - drawn against Town last night in the FA Cup.
October 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
In the early days of @codalmighty.bsky.social , we had a brief competition on Championship Manager '98. Rather than the emotional baggage of managing #gtfc, the random team chosen was Conference South's Gravesend & Northfleet, now known as Ebbsfleet - drawn against Town last night in the FA Cup.
Great result for #gtfc Geza Turi's Faroe Islands against a team almost 100 places higher in the Fifa rankings. Looks like Geza had a pretty good game too.
October 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Great result for #gtfc Geza Turi's Faroe Islands against a team almost 100 places higher in the Fifa rankings. Looks like Geza had a pretty good game too.
Clickbait AI-created rubbish in my feed: plug is a bizarre frankenstein design, earth and neutral both connected to earth pin which is marked 'L' for 'Live'. Meanwhile, live cable is totally missing. Though tbf, having no live cables would cu your electricity bills, as NOTHING WOULD WORK.
October 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Clickbait AI-created rubbish in my feed: plug is a bizarre frankenstein design, earth and neutral both connected to earth pin which is marked 'L' for 'Live'. Meanwhile, live cable is totally missing. Though tbf, having no live cables would cu your electricity bills, as NOTHING WOULD WORK.
Bought some new safety trainers yesterday; this booklet was in the box.
October 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Bought some new safety trainers yesterday; this booklet was in the box.
I love a good pun-based shop name, but this local takeaway has had me baffled for years.
September 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I love a good pun-based shop name, but this local takeaway has had me baffled for years.
Working at Edge Hill University today. The freshers have arrived, they look about 12 years old, and I feel ancient.
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Working at Edge Hill University today. The freshers have arrived, they look about 12 years old, and I feel ancient.
Just back from fabulous gig in Manchester. Eivør from Faroe Islands, with support from Elinborg and Iceland's Ásgeir Trausti. Wondered if @gtfc.bsky.social Geza and Jason might catch this tour... #gtfc
September 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Just back from fabulous gig in Manchester. Eivør from Faroe Islands, with support from Elinborg and Iceland's Ásgeir Trausti. Wondered if @gtfc.bsky.social Geza and Jason might catch this tour... #gtfc
Middle of September, and the supermarkets are already dropping the C-bomb
September 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Middle of September, and the supermarkets are already dropping the C-bomb