i'm 39, which means in video game years i am 93. you just swap the digits to find out your video game age. this means 21 year olds are actually 12, whereas after 22 you become wise beyond your years until you're 31, at which point you get into childish things again, etc

what a joker

can't even lob grenades at starving women and children without someone complaining about it :(

chairdog is chairman's best friend

but that's the only tiny amount of liquid I'm allowed

personally I'm hoping Porch Teen steps up

It's also my birthday, so consider yourself followed :)

fuck this is good