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memes/sh*tpost/blog??? // she/her // 27 // 🫶 // mom to one living child & one child in the stars // TX attorney 👩🏻‍⚖️⚖️
opinions are my own not my employer's
wake me up when july comes and goes
June 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
you're gone and i gotta stay high all the time
June 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
feeling this as we close in on july 🙂‍↔️
June 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
June 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
when I'm responding to text messages, that's the modern version of sitting down at your writing desk and keeping up with your correspondence and letters
June 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
idk if people know what to wear to court so here's a quick rundown bc it DOES help your case (whether i agree with that principle is another story lol):
-sunday best!!
-closed toe shoes
-no leggings as pants
-long sleeves are good
-knee length or longer dresses/skirts (1/x)
May 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
please don't ever wear something like this to court!!!
May 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
not me checking the owlet app in the club lol
May 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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May 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Pope Robert Francis Prevost is a Virgo (Sept. 14). ♍️
May 9, 2025 at 7:27 AM
booba waking up vs booba 2 hours later. yeah girl!! you woke up at 6:30!!!!
May 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
following other swifties rn to find more accounts
May 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
also bluesky you're supposed to be better than twitter where i'd the edit button
May 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
loving the new job. not loving having to explain that my kid is dead every time i meet a new coworker and we make conversation lol
May 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
this is now a meme account/general blog. might post fashion i like or books I'm reading or whatever. like tumblr? but like? not literally causing irreparable harm to my brain chemistry??
May 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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April 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM