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Milford Thomas Milford III

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Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 7d

me when i’m so tweaked on Adderall i just start playing dress up with random shit that happens to be laying around

WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR
KID ROCK I MUSIC LEGEND

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Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 1m

the amount of times i press the post anyway button per day……..

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Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 7m

something i appreciate about having a selection of Deep Southern mutant powers is i can always pull an animal metaphor out of thin air if i want to

I asked what your point is. So what he gave four lectures. He isn't saying he's the Antichrist, he's identifying who/what he thinks it will be. What is wrong with that?
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FOR FOUR LECTURES boy a snake could bite you from across the yard if it wanted to

Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 40m

have any of yall ever read that book Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk

i’m blinded and also mourning this brother’s original smile which was perfectly fine

Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 12h

folks i like in a country where i have to leave $1200 real american dollars in my bank account for my landlord to take while i go to the grocery store with a 2 spot and hope for the best

and i think thats cool and regular and like . good actually

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Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 13h

i know i am not the only one who is fucking siiiiiiick of how ‘stand up comedy’ has become ‘sit down bitch about stuff’

Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 13h

i’m tired .. like please either be a news correspondent or a comedian, or go out for the daily show? but this you posting reels just telling me stuff that has happened has got to go

Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 13h

i mean who the Fuck is with me

like absolutely talk about whatever you think and feel on stage, in a bit, but i’m sick of stand up comedians being like also a youtube game show host or a podcaster or some shit

quit trying to give me the news

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Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 13h

tee hee

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i just think u should hoof it back to journalism school if that's what u wanna do is all

Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 13h

just went under an austin comedians Threads post bitching about Zach Bryant and giving me the whole scoop on this dude and commented “don’t u tell jokes”

Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 15h

they’re acting pretty shitty for people meant to be compassionate

Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 15h

ur tryna get me to snitch on my trans sisters and im not having it

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Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 16h

you’re in luck because guess what sympathy is

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Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 16h

me getting torn to shreds by parasocial dweebs in a comment section because i dared to say Hasan Piker doesn’t seem very nice to his pets

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Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 17h

me in high school trying to find a personality by trying on a random assortment of clothes and accessories at Hot Topic

Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 22h

so she’s an 11

Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 1d

this represents a level up in my video editing skills i think

honestly there’s even a bit of audio engineering wizardry in this one

Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 1d

this administration has forced me into supporting shit i thought i would never

Hasan Piker, Chicago

where does it end

Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 1d

girl

Being intolerant doesn't make you heterosexual

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Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 1d

so is your grampa with the pacemaker a clanker?

that’s so dumb lol

it’s like sorry i have a hip replacement jerk

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Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 1d

wait wtf kinda slurs are we getting called im mad curious lol

Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 1d

why not both, let’s party

Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 1d

someone should invent a post of mine that blows up

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Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 1d

i would be like “well one good thing is most of the time people don’t talk to me in real life like im a tiktok audience member”

this is why i don’t have friends

Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 1d

lmfao basically my experience 90% of the time

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