Milford Thomas Milford III
@milfordthomas.bsky.social
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• AuDHD
• non-binary
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me when i’m so tweaked on Adderall i just start playing dress up with random shit that happens to be laying around
i feel like i have a certain kind of stress-induced ARFID where the more unstable i am the more i defer exclusively to a kid’s menu to eat from
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i feel like i have a certain kind of stress-induced ARFID where the more unstable i am the more i defer exclusively to a kid’s menu to eat from
“viva las vegas,” i whimper as i wake up and put moisturizer on my hands and feet because the dry desert air mummified them while i was sleeping
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“viva las vegas,” i whimper as i wake up and put moisturizer on my hands and feet because the dry desert air mummified them while i was sleeping
i’m talking all this shit but i won’t even drink coffee anymore lol
too much caffeine
i prefer green tea these days because it’s got caffeine and l-theanine
l-theanine is like the heroin to caffeine’s crack so it’s like a little speedball in a cup and it really smooths out the experience
too much caffeine
i prefer green tea these days because it’s got caffeine and l-theanine
l-theanine is like the heroin to caffeine’s crack so it’s like a little speedball in a cup and it really smooths out the experience
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i’m talking all this shit but i won’t even drink coffee anymore lol
too much caffeine
i prefer green tea these days because it’s got caffeine and l-theanine
l-theanine is like the heroin to caffeine’s crack so it’s like a little speedball in a cup and it really smooths out the experience
too much caffeine
i prefer green tea these days because it’s got caffeine and l-theanine
l-theanine is like the heroin to caffeine’s crack so it’s like a little speedball in a cup and it really smooths out the experience
at least supercharge your coffee with a few bumps of Vyvanse before you start talking about jet fuel to me is all i am saying
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
at least supercharge your coffee with a few bumps of Vyvanse before you start talking about jet fuel to me is all i am saying
this is a very “in recovery” thought to have but whenever someone says they are zooming from 3 cups of coffee or whatever i can’t help but think something like “you should try crack”
because they should, and it would make their life better
because they should, and it would make their life better
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
this is a very “in recovery” thought to have but whenever someone says they are zooming from 3 cups of coffee or whatever i can’t help but think something like “you should try crack”
because they should, and it would make their life better
because they should, and it would make their life better
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1 and fuckin 11 folks
if you take out all the modern ills shortening our lifespans that’s probably when we are SUPPOSED to go out
and when you hit 111, that’s a perfect score cuz it’s angel numbers
if you take out all the modern ills shortening our lifespans that’s probably when we are SUPPOSED to go out
and when you hit 111, that’s a perfect score cuz it’s angel numbers
Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
1 and fuckin 11 folks
if you take out all the modern ills shortening our lifespans that’s probably when we are SUPPOSED to go out
and when you hit 111, that’s a perfect score cuz it’s angel numbers
if you take out all the modern ills shortening our lifespans that’s probably when we are SUPPOSED to go out
and when you hit 111, that’s a perfect score cuz it’s angel numbers
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“I AM A GOLDEN GOD!”
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“I AM A GOLDEN GOD!”
i miss black tar heroin smh
like if i relapsed hard, today, it would be difficult to impossible to find some
i really don’t have the same feelings for fentanyl-based products
like if i relapsed hard, today, it would be difficult to impossible to find some
i really don’t have the same feelings for fentanyl-based products
Kinda disappointed that they stopped with Cocaine Bear, I thought we were getting a whole franchise. Like, Fentanyl Raccoon, Crystal Meth Squirrel, and Black Tar Heroin Capybara.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i miss black tar heroin smh
like if i relapsed hard, today, it would be difficult to impossible to find some
i really don’t have the same feelings for fentanyl-based products
like if i relapsed hard, today, it would be difficult to impossible to find some
i really don’t have the same feelings for fentanyl-based products
i’m sorry do you think the thing about the library of Alexandria was it’s size?
the amount of books in the library? not the wealth of knowledge therein?
oh bless your heart
the amount of books in the library? not the wealth of knowledge therein?
oh bless your heart
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
i’m sorry do you think the thing about the library of Alexandria was it’s size?
the amount of books in the library? not the wealth of knowledge therein?
oh bless your heart
the amount of books in the library? not the wealth of knowledge therein?
oh bless your heart
very proud of the anti-Black Friday sentiment i have observed online
i wish we could make them suffer more
like maybe every time you post a really good burn to their comments it gives their necks a little electric shock
i wish we could make them suffer more
like maybe every time you post a really good burn to their comments it gives their necks a little electric shock
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
very proud of the anti-Black Friday sentiment i have observed online
i wish we could make them suffer more
like maybe every time you post a really good burn to their comments it gives their necks a little electric shock
i wish we could make them suffer more
like maybe every time you post a really good burn to their comments it gives their necks a little electric shock
sick of dudes 2 breaths away from their death bed trying to send other men to die
nah bro
stop stalling, it’s ur fuckin turn
nah bro
stop stalling, it’s ur fuckin turn
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
sick of dudes 2 breaths away from their death bed trying to send other men to die
nah bro
stop stalling, it’s ur fuckin turn
nah bro
stop stalling, it’s ur fuckin turn
yeah if you hit me with this i would be like “new plan: the only words or concept i will be discussing is ‘i am not afraid of you and i will beat your ass’ so you know, me being you, i wouldn’t show up”
This week, I withdrew from a speaking engagement at a public university because they sent me a list of prohibited “words & concepts.” I will not humor this censorship. It does a disservice to the stories I’m discussing & the audience, who deserve unfettered access to information & conversation.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
yeah if you hit me with this i would be like “new plan: the only words or concept i will be discussing is ‘i am not afraid of you and i will beat your ass’ so you know, me being you, i wouldn’t show up”
and you what, any kind of silence you have on the issues that autistic people face comes across as you saying “i lowkey think you’re exaggerating, or maybe i don’t, but either way i believe that you deserve whatever is coming to you” regardless of whether that’s how you feel or not
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
and you what, any kind of silence you have on the issues that autistic people face comes across as you saying “i lowkey think you’re exaggerating, or maybe i don’t, but either way i believe that you deserve whatever is coming to you” regardless of whether that’s how you feel or not
on the dead homies
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
on the dead homies
something that i really need in the depths of my spirit is to at some point never have to metabolize the word “retruth” again in life
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
something that i really need in the depths of my spirit is to at some point never have to metabolize the word “retruth” again in life
this dude’s ‘name’ reminds of when i lived in Austin and met these charming white guy hobo troubadours as you do, and one of them was like you can call me Jefe
i didn’t know the Spanish at first so i though it was just a name, but when i found out it meant “boss” i was like “okay guy, relax” lol
i didn’t know the Spanish at first so i though it was just a name, but when i found out it meant “boss” i was like “okay guy, relax” lol
astonishing how they haven’t solved the male loneliness epidemic yet
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
this dude’s ‘name’ reminds of when i lived in Austin and met these charming white guy hobo troubadours as you do, and one of them was like you can call me Jefe
i didn’t know the Spanish at first so i though it was just a name, but when i found out it meant “boss” i was like “okay guy, relax” lol
i didn’t know the Spanish at first so i though it was just a name, but when i found out it meant “boss” i was like “okay guy, relax” lol
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it's a grey and cozy day
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
it's a grey and cozy day
you know this mf just learned what the word seditious means Today lol
Is Piggy referring to his attempted coup on January 6th?
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
you know this mf just learned what the word seditious means Today lol
and remember: every intentional skip you took over showing even the smallest modicum of support towards the pursuits that are core to my being, i clocked that
i really don’t want you being upset when i act brand new on that ass when the tides turn because it’s comin
i really don’t want you being upset when i act brand new on that ass when the tides turn because it’s comin
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
and remember: every intentional skip you took over showing even the smallest modicum of support towards the pursuits that are core to my being, i clocked that
i really don’t want you being upset when i act brand new on that ass when the tides turn because it’s comin
i really don’t want you being upset when i act brand new on that ass when the tides turn because it’s comin
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being in therapy for many years has made me realize that given my childhood, I should realistically be way more fucked up mentally than I am. but also no one besides me will ever acknowledge anything other than how my current level of mental illness inconveniences them
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
being in therapy for many years has made me realize that given my childhood, I should realistically be way more fucked up mentally than I am. but also no one besides me will ever acknowledge anything other than how my current level of mental illness inconveniences them
i wrote a very short poem about craft, but only hot geniuses will check it out so
The Inevitability of Writerhood
And a Mini Life Update
open.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i wrote a very short poem about craft, but only hot geniuses will check it out so
DIS mf might fuck around and just babble so much about democrat this and republican that that people might wake up and realize there is no American left and that all these guys are nothing more than a political theatre troupe who are all buddies and making millions and doing pedophile stuff EN MASSE
Writing an 80 zillion character post about the Epstein files definitely makes you seem extremely innocent and not literally shitting your pants.
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
DIS mf might fuck around and just babble so much about democrat this and republican that that people might wake up and realize there is no American left and that all these guys are nothing more than a political theatre troupe who are all buddies and making millions and doing pedophile stuff EN MASSE
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Private equity is one of the great evils of our time, a pure distillation of all the flaws of capitalism
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Private equity is one of the great evils of our time, a pure distillation of all the flaws of capitalism
idk if this makes sense but if there was anyone that, if i had the ability, could retract the gift of great filmmaking from their soul so i wouldn’t have to live in this horrible paradox where a total dingbat is responsible for some of the best movies ever made it would be this guy.
Quentin Tarantino with the "Meow Wagon" (P*ssy Wagon) at the Fortnite Chapter 7 Event in LA 📸
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
idk if this makes sense but if there was anyone that, if i had the ability, could retract the gift of great filmmaking from their soul so i wouldn’t have to live in this horrible paradox where a total dingbat is responsible for some of the best movies ever made it would be this guy.