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Wait’ll you see insurance premiums.
Average electricity cost increase since Jan:

Missouri ⬆️ 37%
Iowa ⬆️ 30%
North Dakota ⬆️ 30%
Oklahoma ⬆️ 30%
New Jersey ⬆️ 27%
Nebraska ⬆️ 25%
Montana ⬆️ 25%
Wyoming ⬆️ 23%

NATIONWIDE ⬆️ 11%

Instead of working to lower costs, Trump is boosting power-hungry AI data centers.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Mother fuckers will break your UI for accessibility reasons and then make date stamps light grey on white
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm disrupting bigotry. I have invented a slur for children. Peter Thiel please give me $100,000,000
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This company killed his dog btw
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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bluesky ruined it for everyone no one seeing my tiddies ever again unless you ask in person
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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hypothetical because it's not listed on their FAQ:

what would happen if someone submitted a SWer's content to this tool? does that just blow up their business?
We're announcing a new partnership with StopNCII.org to prevent non-consensual intimate imagery (NCII) from spreading on Bluesky. While NCII hasn't been frequent on our platform, these incidents are devastating for victims and preventing them is a top safety priority. 1/4
Stop Non-Consensual Intimate Image Abuse | StopNCII.org
StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technology, free from harm.
StopNCII.org
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Forgive me if I'm misunderstanding, when exactly are you fingerprinting images of my body that are then permanently identified as my body and giving them to other platforms? How is it private if you can identify it whenever it's seen?
How it works: StopNCII.org uses privacy-preserving technology to create digital "fingerprints" of your intimate content directly on your device. Your images never leave your device, but the fingerprints are shared with participating platforms like Meta, TikTok, and now Bluesky. 2/4
Stop Non-Consensual Intimate Image Abuse | StopNCII.org
StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technology, free from harm.
StopNCII.org
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Everyone I know is losing insurance in some capacity this year. I'm losing most gender affirming care options, everyone's at last getting huge premium hikes, and most people are losing coverage entirely. Failed state.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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you literally have to act like a shounen protagonist, okay? never give up, find strength in your friends, keep fighting just because the only other option is to lose and you WON'T lose. you HAVE to act like a shounen protagonist. get mad, get passionate, then wield that passion like a fucking HAMMER
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It really sucks when someone does something terrible to you over a long period of time and when you bring it up they genuinely have no idea what you're talking about because it was second nature to them.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"over qualified" is class war language spoken by people who want a deskilled and intellectually barren underclass.
Unemployed Americans with 4-year college degrees now make up a record 25.3% of total unemployment, per Bloomberg
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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saw leonardo di caprio taking out his trash once and minded my business
do you ever see a celebrity that you almost had an embarassing encounter with, and you'll see them post and then go "whew i'm glad that didn't happen" every time you see them
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
do you ever see a celebrity that you almost had an embarassing encounter with, and you'll see them post and then go "whew i'm glad that didn't happen" every time you see them
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I've never understood "people are naturally good / evil." It seems pretty intuitive to me that children are empty vessels that largely inherit their parents values. I grew up largely with peers whose parents were bigots and were therefore bigoted towards the most likely f-slur in their class.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Thinking of my dead friends,
who hated me for being
the incomplete person that i wasn't
and how they will never see
someone they would have
more than tolerated.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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the fact that mlms are legal here and that the chairman of the board of the heritage foundation is the daughter of one of the amway founders should be informative to more people, i think
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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cnc findom medfet tpe

(health insurance approved my prior authorization)
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Just found out what a corpse bride is. I apologize roman emperor Marcus Macrinus, I was not familiar with your game.
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
1v1 Battle in Final Fantasy: Alright, this should be a quick wrap up.

1v1 Battle in Tales Of: Oh god oh fuck oh fuck oh god fuck fuck
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
In retrospect it isn't terribly surprising that Democrats capitulated after winning those elections, since the only real function of the party is to win elections and it wasn't going to serve them in the next one. Policy objectives only exist in service to elections for them.
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Rhode Island!!! If the left lane is faster just go wild, make it your own
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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the phrase "its not my job to educate you" has done insane damage to the trans liberation movement btw
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
So like, hypothetically, lets say that Donald Trump kills Mark Kelly. Shoots him dead on 5th ave. Realistically what happens then, a no kings march?
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM