🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
#1 world champion goblin expert
rhode island's #1 son
pompadour guy
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social doodle that looks cool
rhode island's #1 son
pompadour guy
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social doodle that looks cool
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🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
· Sep 28
my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches
@goddessblade.bsky.social when she is filling in for her sphinx friend on riddle duty
February 15, 2026 at 7:34 AM
@goddessblade.bsky.social when she is filling in for her sphinx friend on riddle duty
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Had to pull over in WeHo last week to snap this pic. Dumbest shit imaginable. Nobody was buying bagels.
February 15, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Had to pull over in WeHo last week to snap this pic. Dumbest shit imaginable. Nobody was buying bagels.
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did elric and conan ever explore each other's bodies?
February 15, 2026 at 6:41 AM
did elric and conan ever explore each other's bodies?
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holistic health grifters tend to be quite deliberately fluid on goalposts and objectives because if they weren't they'd be judged on, you know, the death and misery in their wake. but with us, there's none of that. it's not even focused that tightly on denying transition care
February 14, 2026 at 8:40 PM
holistic health grifters tend to be quite deliberately fluid on goalposts and objectives because if they weren't they'd be judged on, you know, the death and misery in their wake. but with us, there's none of that. it's not even focused that tightly on denying transition care
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The only reason JKs connection to Epstein hasn’t killed the Warner Bros contract, stopped the anti-trans movement and anti trans legislation dead in its tracks, and ended JKs career is because too many people comfortably hate trans people and will not push this point home.
We need celebs talking.
We need celebs talking.
oh and "self-made mouthpiece of the anti-trans movement emails billionaire pedophile guy to declare proudly that she does not understand lolita" hahahaHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
February 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
The only reason JKs connection to Epstein hasn’t killed the Warner Bros contract, stopped the anti-trans movement and anti trans legislation dead in its tracks, and ended JKs career is because too many people comfortably hate trans people and will not push this point home.
We need celebs talking.
We need celebs talking.
this man is a living cartoon
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 6:26 AM
this man is a living cartoon
behold: the snoot-beast
February 15, 2026 at 6:22 AM
behold: the snoot-beast
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every day JD Vance wakes up and does osculum infame for fun
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 AM
every day JD Vance wakes up and does osculum infame for fun
1) Tabitha Smith or Ashley Crawford
2) Tom Bombadil
3) Vixen
4) Nyota Uhura
2) Tom Bombadil
3) Vixen
4) Nyota Uhura
You are unattached and can date one choice each from the following categories.
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant
2) A Tolkien character
3) A Justice Leaguer
4) A Star Trek Character
One choice for each category, GO!
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant
2) A Tolkien character
3) A Justice Leaguer
4) A Star Trek Character
One choice for each category, GO!
February 15, 2026 at 1:21 AM
1) Tabitha Smith or Ashley Crawford
2) Tom Bombadil
3) Vixen
4) Nyota Uhura
2) Tom Bombadil
3) Vixen
4) Nyota Uhura
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US Ambassador Leah F. Campos announced on social media Thursday that she had closed the DEA’s office, writing “It is a disgusting and disgraceful violation of public trust to use one’s official capacity for personal gain.”
THE NERVE.
THE NERVE.
February 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
US Ambassador Leah F. Campos announced on social media Thursday that she had closed the DEA’s office, writing “It is a disgusting and disgraceful violation of public trust to use one’s official capacity for personal gain.”
THE NERVE.
THE NERVE.
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I mean how long have we had maps on our phones? Now when I want to look up something nearby, my phone has to "think" about it longer to provide an AI summary that offers no meaningful benefit over the old search results
February 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I mean how long have we had maps on our phones? Now when I want to look up something nearby, my phone has to "think" about it longer to provide an AI summary that offers no meaningful benefit over the old search results
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i often think about this review
they should give the school bus driver a snazzy uniform to trick the district into paying them better
February 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
they should give the school bus driver a snazzy uniform to trick the district into paying them better
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Increasingly convinced that mainstream Dems, and subsequently that type of liberal, have problem with Mamdani less because of policy (although they do really, really love landlords) and more because he actually interacts with the city and the people. Bad precedent! Never leave the wine cave!
February 14, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Increasingly convinced that mainstream Dems, and subsequently that type of liberal, have problem with Mamdani less because of policy (although they do really, really love landlords) and more because he actually interacts with the city and the people. Bad precedent! Never leave the wine cave!
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heaven is measured in cumulative dick length
Happy Valentines Day from this tender memorial to country singer Joe Diffie
February 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
heaven is measured in cumulative dick length
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a valentine's day date to celebrate the season
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
a valentine's day date to celebrate the season
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A large group of "student leaders" and seniors at one of our local high schools had shirts custom made so that they could spell out a slur to humiliate 2 8th grade boys on "Move Up Day" who they had previously seen holding hands.
This is the kind of 'Christian Love' they teach in megachurches.
This is the kind of 'Christian Love' they teach in megachurches.
Visalia CA.
Redwood High School Homophobe team.
Look at them smiling and laughing.
Directed at 2 vulnerable kids who held hands.
They’ll turn 18 and apply to colleges.
I hope the Karma from this hateful act
follows them their whole lives
and they fail every step of the way. 🌈💙
Redwood High School Homophobe team.
Look at them smiling and laughing.
Directed at 2 vulnerable kids who held hands.
They’ll turn 18 and apply to colleges.
I hope the Karma from this hateful act
follows them their whole lives
and they fail every step of the way. 🌈💙
February 14, 2026 at 3:04 PM
A large group of "student leaders" and seniors at one of our local high schools had shirts custom made so that they could spell out a slur to humiliate 2 8th grade boys on "Move Up Day" who they had previously seen holding hands.
This is the kind of 'Christian Love' they teach in megachurches.
This is the kind of 'Christian Love' they teach in megachurches.
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With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
the analog pop art look charms me in a way digital art hasn't quite managed to yet
February 14, 2026 at 6:43 AM
the analog pop art look charms me in a way digital art hasn't quite managed to yet
422 in new vegas apparently
Name a videogame you've put 500 hours into.
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 AM
422 in new vegas apparently
they already spent all 77 billion on titty cocaine
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 5:55 AM
they already spent all 77 billion on titty cocaine
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February 14, 2026 at 1:51 AM