🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃
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#1 world champion goblin expert rhode island's #1 son he/him hobbyist science-fantasy novelist college student/attempted English major thunder thigh enthusiast pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social drawing that looks cool
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oozeley.bsky.social
my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches
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kafkaesque2024.bsky.social
More news on Portland's "Antifa" terrorists protesting at the ICE facility:

The twerking Toad has now been joined by 3 Frogs, 2 dancing Unicorns, one Raccoon, Dino the dinosaur, Panda, Shark, & a few others.

A clear and present danger of too much polyester, but that's about it.
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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jamberee13.bsky.social
He is judging you and he is right.
A grey tree frog looking extremely suspicious
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banditelli.org
Imagine walking up to someone in Portland and asking them why they're dressed as a frog.
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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reforest-kelley.bsky.social
Johnny Cash didn't switch costumes with Elton John on SNL just to have some asshat call him "deeply uncool." I hate to even share this but the ratio is nice.
Left: Johnny Cash wearing a pink feather boa, a sparkly gold ascot, and gold glasses with pink feathers at the temples.

Right: Elton John in a black cowboy hat and leather jacket over a plaid shirt.
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dailysimpsons.bsky.social
“Inside, you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!”

“Sideshow Bob Roberts” first aired October 9, 1994. (Clip features a deleted line!)
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I do feel like elected Democrats as a group deserve some scorn for losing to these people
davidrlurie.bsky.social
The indictment alleges that NYAG James lives in "Brooklyn NJ."
normeisen.bsky.social
BREAKING: Letitia James held Trump accountable & now he’s hijacking the DOJ to indict her in retaliation

This isn’t justice, it’s abuse of power

We will be amending our existing ethics complaint against Halligan & pursuing other legal measures

www.democracydefendersfund.org/prs/10.09.25...
oozeley.bsky.social
your secret mission is to prevent any crenshaws or black rifle type guys from being able to retire outside of a coffin
oozeley.bsky.social
haus of decline and will quinn's bunny pictures really help a fella goin through it
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oozeley.bsky.social
you would be on your razorgirl rizzness and then HQ keeps making you have to go on annoying missions where you have to babysit a bunch of beardo operators who keep either dying in oafish ways or doing horrible crimes to bystanders
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grandiloquentwords.bsky.social
Leptosomatic [LEP-tuh-soh-MAT-ik]
(adj.)
- Having a slender, thin, or frail body.

Used in a sentence:
”Lisbeth’s leptosomatic frame was ideal for fainting, swooning, and otherwise collapsing decoratively upon the nearest chaise longue.”
Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of a rather slender woman sitting in a chair next to a window.
oozeley.bsky.social
nobody accused vegans of thinking
oozeley.bsky.social
it would be deeply funny to see you being one of those combat cyborg ladies, you would be so annoyed at all the holograms and bullshit
oozeley.bsky.social
i might have the boner one, i can lend it to you if you want
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lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social
Policing people for following mildly problematic accounts or people you're beefing with: annoying and bad

Policing people for following well known public figures with abhorrent beliefs: justified 95% of the time, as evidenced by every post by someone with a "follows Jesse Singal" label.
Moses Comes Down from Mount Sinai
oozeley.bsky.social
if it was my newspaper i would both mention sam vimes AND run a little sweepstakes so a lucky reader could get a pair
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simsarah.bsky.social
In case the actual serious reasons to be disgusted with the NYT aren't enough for you, Wirecutter posted this article and did not reference Sam Vimes ONCE:
Screenshot from NYT Wirecutter headlined "These Boots Have Lasted Me 12 Years. Unfortunately, They're $600" with a graphic of a pair of (presumably quite nice) boots.
oozeley.bsky.social
they would think that taco bell was an actual mission staffed by nuns and whatnot
oozeley.bsky.social
the daoists had me all the way up until semen retention

like no you gotta get that stuff out of there or it makes you act unwise
oozeley.bsky.social
if you need my phone number let me know
oozeley.bsky.social
back then victorian children had ten siblings and seven of them didn't make it
oozeley.bsky.social
my dad showed me the fight scene from They Live and then I showed him when Kakashi and Obito fight near the end of Naruto
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qimirthoughts.bsky.social
Creature designer:
“What should we call the backstabbing, greedy, treacherous, business leader of the Trade Federation?”

George Lucas:
“Something like Newt Gingrich and Ronald Reagan”