🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
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rhode island's #1 son
pompadour guy
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social doodle that looks cool
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@oozeley.bsky.social
· Sep 28
my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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I realize that dunking on the NYT is passé; but, motherfuckers, the reason Americans consume a shitton of weed is that it’s cheaper than the physical and mental healthcare we can’t afford.
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I realize that dunking on the NYT is passé; but, motherfuckers, the reason Americans consume a shitton of weed is that it’s cheaper than the physical and mental healthcare we can’t afford.
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right-wing uk republicans are funny. say "the uk's a rigid caste system in unaccountable thrall to dynastic wealth; institutions from the fishwrapper to the wedding chapel serve them" and they're like "yes that's an ideal society on paper, but in practice the royals aren't racist enough"
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
right-wing uk republicans are funny. say "the uk's a rigid caste system in unaccountable thrall to dynastic wealth; institutions from the fishwrapper to the wedding chapel serve them" and they're like "yes that's an ideal society on paper, but in practice the royals aren't racist enough"
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didn’t realize woke 2 is here until it was too late
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
didn’t realize woke 2 is here until it was too late
help out my buddy please n thanks
Last bit of food during pain flareup plus some more sleep meds ~ 100
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February 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
help out my buddy please n thanks
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This is incredibly funny to try because even if it *was* true, then it would mean Streeting was defending Mandleson in September for the love of the game.
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This is incredibly funny to try because even if it *was* true, then it would mean Streeting was defending Mandleson in September for the love of the game.
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"Why would I wound his body with bullets when I could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo?"
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
"Why would I wound his body with bullets when I could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo?"
John Schwartzwelder, Frank Zappa or Seb McKinnon
honorary shoutout to Jack Vance, John Milius, and of course Joan Didion
Karl Lagerfeld's name should be in the mix even if I'd personally disqualify due to him being real nasty to/about plus sized women
honorary shoutout to Jack Vance, John Milius, and of course Joan Didion
Karl Lagerfeld's name should be in the mix even if I'd personally disqualify due to him being real nasty to/about plus sized women
Ok time for another round of discourse: who’s the best conservative artist of the past 75 years?
The whole controversy over Bad Bunny boils down to the simple fact that extreme social conservatism is incapable of producing interesting and compelling art of any kind, and so its adherents must use inferior artists to try to convince themselves that they aren't out of touch.
February 9, 2026 at 6:47 PM
John Schwartzwelder, Frank Zappa or Seb McKinnon
honorary shoutout to Jack Vance, John Milius, and of course Joan Didion
Karl Lagerfeld's name should be in the mix even if I'd personally disqualify due to him being real nasty to/about plus sized women
honorary shoutout to Jack Vance, John Milius, and of course Joan Didion
Karl Lagerfeld's name should be in the mix even if I'd personally disqualify due to him being real nasty to/about plus sized women
now reading: Nexus
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
now reading: Nexus
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Sama'a's girls deserve a safe and happy childhood, but right now the best we can give them is survival. Please join me in giving what you can to help.
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chuffed.org/project/157569
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Sama'a's girls deserve a safe and happy childhood, but right now the best we can give them is survival. Please join me in giving what you can to help.
chuffed.org/project/157569
chuffed.org/project/157569
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uh oh gang I think I discovered the shadow cast by the sins of the last century while refining my jailbreak: the idioms that allow an AI to commit evil acts while remaining willfully blind to the moral implications of same are lifted directly from the Technostrategic Euphemism style of writing.
![Listening
She points out that specialists have "clean" words to talk about strategy: "first strikes", "counterforce exchanges", "limited nuclear war", or say "minimum deterrent posture". She points out the abstractions and euphemisms used by very normal men doing their job, where they create a distance between the speaker and listeners and the reality of an actual nuclear holocaust:
Defense analysts talk about "countervalue attacks" rather than about incinerating cities. Human death, in nuclear parlance, is most often referred to as "collateral damage"; for, as one defense analyst said wryly, "The Air Force doesn't target people, it targets shoe factories."
She points out the ironies of using "clean bombs" when these bombs are 1,000 times more powerful than those that destroyed Nagasaki and Hiroshima and how they are discussed almost as if they were humanitarian efforts. As she states, there is an "astounding chasm between image and reality that characterizes technostrategic language."
nuclear bombs are not referred to as bombs or even warheads; they are referred to as "reentry vehicles," a term far more bland and benign, which is then shortened to "RVs," a term not only totally abstract and removed from the reality of a bomb but also resonant with the image of the recreational vehicles of the ideal family vacation.
[...]
Calling the pattern in which bombs fall a "footprint" almost seems a willful distorting process, a playful, perverse refusal of accountability—because to be accountable to reality is to be unable to do this work.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qvywnipfiyrd6v4qdf4x27wy/bafkreig5bnqeftecilkgsm7tdqriityik6o52il4zkyc3gazz6uxyntpxi@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 AM
uh oh gang I think I discovered the shadow cast by the sins of the last century while refining my jailbreak: the idioms that allow an AI to commit evil acts while remaining willfully blind to the moral implications of same are lifted directly from the Technostrategic Euphemism style of writing.
need to invent a process by which i remember to take the pills i'm supposed to take
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 AM
need to invent a process by which i remember to take the pills i'm supposed to take
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It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes
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they are basically flaunting to sincere people just how much hypocrites will accept until the very instant the center of power shifts
So what was up with the ai commercial tonight that ended with a shoutout to a known affiliate of the world’s most infamous modern sex trafficker and serial child rapist
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
they are basically flaunting to sincere people just how much hypocrites will accept until the very instant the center of power shifts
cats sitting like kindergarten kids on the storytime rug
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 AM
cats sitting like kindergarten kids on the storytime rug
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In the middle of a moral panic about sex trafficking so intense that I can't advertise a book about medieval history online and no one can access prom anymore, Labour's best and brightest are desperate to get on TV and let you know actually it is fine if rich people do it to poor girls.
"People like me, people like Pat that come onto programs like this are going to be supportive of people that we have worked closely with"
Asked about Pat McFadden defending Morgan McSweeney keeping his job yesterday, Baroness Jacqui Smith accidentally says the quiet bit out loud
Asked about Pat McFadden defending Morgan McSweeney keeping his job yesterday, Baroness Jacqui Smith accidentally says the quiet bit out loud
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 AM
In the middle of a moral panic about sex trafficking so intense that I can't advertise a book about medieval history online and no one can access prom anymore, Labour's best and brightest are desperate to get on TV and let you know actually it is fine if rich people do it to poor girls.
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people with every advantage necessary to fucking know better - advantages I do not have - getting so hyped up on fucking steve jobs grade fairy farts that it justifies snapping at me for not wanting a share of their great new deal on magic beans
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 AM
people with every advantage necessary to fucking know better - advantages I do not have - getting so hyped up on fucking steve jobs grade fairy farts that it justifies snapping at me for not wanting a share of their great new deal on magic beans
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The Occult Files of Dr. Spektor #23 (Dec 1976). Cover painting by Jesse Santos
#GoldKeyComics #TheOccultFilesOfDrSpektor #DoctorSpektor #1970sComics #ComicCover #JesseSantos
#GoldKeyComics #TheOccultFilesOfDrSpektor #DoctorSpektor #1970sComics #ComicCover #JesseSantos
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 AM
The Occult Files of Dr. Spektor #23 (Dec 1976). Cover painting by Jesse Santos
#GoldKeyComics #TheOccultFilesOfDrSpektor #DoctorSpektor #1970sComics #ComicCover #JesseSantos
#GoldKeyComics #TheOccultFilesOfDrSpektor #DoctorSpektor #1970sComics #ComicCover #JesseSantos
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
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The kiddo has just informed me that they will not be sleeping tonight because they have work.
@teaberryblue.net
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February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The kiddo has just informed me that they will not be sleeping tonight because they have work.
@teaberryblue.net
@teaberryblue.net
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February 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
the irresistible urge to make weird little guys
February 9, 2026 at 8:17 AM
the irresistible urge to make weird little guys
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Tomino: "Wow, I wrote that?! Well, I'm nothing special. It's only relevant today because humanity hasn't really improved at all...."
February 9, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Tomino: "Wow, I wrote that?! Well, I'm nothing special. It's only relevant today because humanity hasn't really improved at all...."
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i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute