🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
#1 world champion goblin expert
rhode island's #1 son
pompadour guy
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social doodle that looks cool
rhode island's #1 son
pompadour guy
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social doodle that looks cool
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🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
· Sep 28
my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches
gigantic intelligent bugs are bird dogging wives all around the country
what the hell do you mean, my problem "isn't in the DSA's purview". You're the ones always saying a better world is possible. Well, in this world, a giant centipede is fucking my wife. Clattering, squelching, rasping bellows of orgasmic triumph. Getting hissed at by a six foot arthropod lothario
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
gigantic intelligent bugs are bird dogging wives all around the country
little spacemen are always flying into the attic to try and steal your memorabilias and curios
February 12, 2026 at 5:01 AM
little spacemen are always flying into the attic to try and steal your memorabilias and curios
look at her. she cronch the apple
Glacier the skunk is chowing down on an apple in her home at the Cincinnati Zoo.
Until 1993, Glacier would have been in Family Mustelidae with weasels & badgers.
But molecular evidence showed that her ancestors diverged 60 MYA, so she gets her own family: Mephitidae which means, roughly, "stinky."
Until 1993, Glacier would have been in Family Mustelidae with weasels & badgers.
But molecular evidence showed that her ancestors diverged 60 MYA, so she gets her own family: Mephitidae which means, roughly, "stinky."
February 12, 2026 at 4:55 AM
look at her. she cronch the apple
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Then you read Book of the New Sun and it's like "...I was enchanted at once by the size and voluptuous nature of her large bosom..."
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Then you read Book of the New Sun and it's like "...I was enchanted at once by the size and voluptuous nature of her large bosom..."
also hammer, in the incredibly unlikely scenario that you need to brain a dude with a track and field hammer toss hammer
Is it time for my self-defense lecture again?
Lots of folks ask me what the best self-defense thing is to train. I always answer: track and field.
The best thing you can do to defend yourself is not be where someone can hurt you. Running away is ideal.
Lots of folks ask me what the best self-defense thing is to train. I always answer: track and field.
The best thing you can do to defend yourself is not be where someone can hurt you. Running away is ideal.
I really like knives. I collect them. I commission blacksmiths to make new ones specifically for certain jobs. If they had any validity as a self-defense tool beyond the most nightmarish lose-lose circumstances I'd carry one for that purpose. but they don't.
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 AM
also hammer, in the incredibly unlikely scenario that you need to brain a dude with a track and field hammer toss hammer
to be fair if i was a wizard i would be trying to impress milfs with my dazzling array of spells and sorceries
Gandalf is such a good guy that he says alot of nice things about Radagast but it’s in one of those ways where it’s clearly just him being nice. “Why he is a master of hues, and the birds love him!” meanwhile the two Blue Wizards are firing off lighting bolts to impress Milfs in Tampa
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 AM
to be fair if i was a wizard i would be trying to impress milfs with my dazzling array of spells and sorceries
this is how the Fire Emblem cats have kept the lights on for almost four decades now
Military history and tactics are nominally cis male coded, but queers and women will become Napoleon if it means we can make two dolls kiss in a video game. I feel like there has to be a way to weaponize this. Have the Pentagon pay the Jagged Alliance guys to make a game with a romance system.
February 12, 2026 at 4:33 AM
this is how the Fire Emblem cats have kept the lights on for almost four decades now
i tend to think of myself as a prose cartoonist
An interview asks me to describe myself as a writer, and I realize I have no idea how I'd answer. At some point it became hard not to lead w something like "a trans literary novelist." Trans is important, sure, but what is the truer thing? How would you describe your writing, trans writer followers?
February 12, 2026 at 4:30 AM
i tend to think of myself as a prose cartoonist
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Quickly playboy, gather this loot before the dragon returns
June 25, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Quickly playboy, gather this loot before the dragon returns
...why is it embedded in the wall, you can just put a knife in your pocket
February 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
...why is it embedded in the wall, you can just put a knife in your pocket
Miss Piggy is an icon
This Miss Piggy sticker sheet from 1982 is giving me cuteness aggression. Little terrified of her shushing me as she slides into Kermits locker, tho. Hope the Nixon finger gesture isn't related.
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Miss Piggy is an icon
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a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world right behind pam bondi
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world right behind pam bondi
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I'm chiinsaw man
ちぃんそーマン🪚でキメますっ☆
ちぃんそーマン🪚でキメますっ☆
February 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I'm chiinsaw man
ちぃんそーマン🪚でキメますっ☆
ちぃんそーマン🪚でキメますっ☆
uni acting like he's a slime monster in a role playing game
It lit up!?
February 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
uni acting like he's a slime monster in a role playing game
its a prima facie bad strat because those bitches are always upset
i think at minimum democrats should be able to concede that "don't upset the right" is a failed strategy
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
its a prima facie bad strat because those bitches are always upset
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Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016
February 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016
one of the best movies of all time, if not the absolute peak of cinema
"I *am* big. It's the pictures that got small."
Tomorrow, 2/11, at 7pm EST, the Deadlights Discord Theater presents...
SUNSET BOULEVARD
Come and join us for Billy Wilder's masterpiece about stardom, aging, and the undying magic of the pictures.
www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...
Tomorrow, 2/11, at 7pm EST, the Deadlights Discord Theater presents...
SUNSET BOULEVARD
Come and join us for Billy Wilder's masterpiece about stardom, aging, and the undying magic of the pictures.
www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...
February 11, 2026 at 10:51 PM
one of the best movies of all time, if not the absolute peak of cinema
she's so cool
February 11, 2026 at 10:46 PM
she's so cool
caminozation, the carcinization of automobiles
February 11, 2026 at 10:40 PM
caminozation, the carcinization of automobiles
this is pretty cool, look at her go
Roslyn the Shambling Maid from Artisan Guild.
Continuing with my experiments in stippling, this time using it for that cemeteryworn flesh that brings all the boys to the graveyard.
Also skipped her cleaver as she already has a pair of weapons.
#minipainting #zombies #nerdlings #warhammer #pinup
Continuing with my experiments in stippling, this time using it for that cemeteryworn flesh that brings all the boys to the graveyard.
Also skipped her cleaver as she already has a pair of weapons.
#minipainting #zombies #nerdlings #warhammer #pinup
February 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
this is pretty cool, look at her go
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"Jim Boyling, who infiltrated environmental and animal rights activist groups for five years, said senior managers turned a blind eye to undercover officers having deceitful sexual relationships with women, often lasting years."
February 11, 2026 at 8:37 PM
"Jim Boyling, who infiltrated environmental and animal rights activist groups for five years, said senior managers turned a blind eye to undercover officers having deceitful sexual relationships with women, often lasting years."
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Dang I knew violating the Comstock Act was cool but I didn’t know it was this cool.
#OtD 11 Feb 1916, Lithuanian-born Jewish anarchist Emma Goldman was arrested in New York City on charges of violating the Comstock Act, for distributing information about birth control. We've made available some of her work and merch here: shop.workingclasshistory.com/collections/...
February 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Dang I knew violating the Comstock Act was cool but I didn’t know it was this cool.
look at aardwolf. look at them frolic in da stream
Omg, incredible sighting of the elusive aardwolf on explore's Botswana cam early this morning!! These critters are so rare to show up at all, let alone in broad daylight for a photo op! (Not my snap, I was asleep.) #mammals
February 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
look at aardwolf. look at them frolic in da stream
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Notice that what we ostensibly refer to as dystopias are frequently characterized by racial diversity and women's sexuality. Diversity is equated with the urban and the urban is equated with degeneracy. The "natural" remains lauded even in sci fi.
February 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Notice that what we ostensibly refer to as dystopias are frequently characterized by racial diversity and women's sexuality. Diversity is equated with the urban and the urban is equated with degeneracy. The "natural" remains lauded even in sci fi.