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🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
#1 world champion goblin expert

rhode island's #1 son

pompadour guy

he/him

hobbyist science-fantasy novelist

college student/attempted English major

thunder thigh enthusiast

pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social doodle that looks cool
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my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches
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February 10, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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This pixel Uni is so cute!! Thank you so much 🥰
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 AM
rootin tootin goblins
I really love the undead in Malifaux but I think in the next set of games I am going to run the crew that got me into the game: Cowboy Gremlins
February 10, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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Notice the framing of sex trafficking victims as “consensual sex workers” and the simultaneous framing of consensual sex workers as “sex trafficking victims”
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
i endorse this message
Chiitan thinks of transgender people as my mom and dad
cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life
I love you all

I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear
I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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Immeasurable contribution to music. Rest easy
Ebo Taylor, who did for Ghanaian music what his friend Fela Kuti did for Nigeria, has been called the greatest rhythm guitarist in history.

His son Kweku Taylor:
“The world has lost a giant, a colossus of African music, leaving behind an unmatched artistry legacy. Dad, your light will never fade.”
Ebo Taylor, Ghanaian highlife pioneer and guitarist, dies age 90
Taylor, who did for Ghanaian music what his friend Fela Kuti did for Nigeria, has been called the greatest rhythm guitarist in history
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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car
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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I realize that dunking on the NYT is passé; but, motherfuckers, the reason Americans consume a shitton of weed is that it’s cheaper than the physical and mental healthcare we can’t afford.
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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right-wing uk republicans are funny. say "the uk's a rigid caste system in unaccountable thrall to dynastic wealth; institutions from the fishwrapper to the wedding chapel serve them" and they're like "yes that's an ideal society on paper, but in practice the royals aren't racist enough"
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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didn’t realize woke 2 is here until it was too late
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
help out my buddy please n thanks
February 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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This is incredibly funny to try because even if it *was* true, then it would mean Streeting was defending Mandleson in September for the love of the game.
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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"Why would I wound his body with bullets when I could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo?"
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
John Schwartzwelder, Frank Zappa or Seb McKinnon

honorary shoutout to Jack Vance, John Milius, and of course Joan Didion

Karl Lagerfeld's name should be in the mix even if I'd personally disqualify due to him being real nasty to/about plus sized women
Ok time for another round of discourse: who’s the best conservative artist of the past 75 years?
The whole controversy over Bad Bunny boils down to the simple fact that extreme social conservatism is incapable of producing interesting and compelling art of any kind, and so its adherents must use inferior artists to try to convince themselves that they aren't out of touch.
February 9, 2026 at 6:47 PM
now reading: Nexus
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Sama'a's girls deserve a safe and happy childhood, but right now the best we can give them is survival. Please join me in giving what you can to help.

chuffed.org/project/157569
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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uh oh gang I think I discovered the shadow cast by the sins of the last century while refining my jailbreak: the idioms that allow an AI to commit evil acts while remaining willfully blind to the moral implications of same are lifted directly from the Technostrategic Euphemism style of writing.
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 AM
need to invent a process by which i remember to take the pills i'm supposed to take
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 AM
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It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes
The culture wars are ripping families apart!
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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they are basically flaunting to sincere people just how much hypocrites will accept until the very instant the center of power shifts
So what was up with the ai commercial tonight that ended with a shoutout to a known affiliate of the world’s most infamous modern sex trafficker and serial child rapist
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
cats sitting like kindergarten kids on the storytime rug
sitting funny style
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 AM
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In the middle of a moral panic about sex trafficking so intense that I can't advertise a book about medieval history online and no one can access prom anymore, Labour's best and brightest are desperate to get on TV and let you know actually it is fine if rich people do it to poor girls.
"People like me, people like Pat that come onto programs like this are going to be supportive of people that we have worked closely with"

Asked about Pat McFadden defending Morgan McSweeney keeping his job yesterday, Baroness Jacqui Smith accidentally says the quiet bit out loud
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 AM