🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
#1 world champion goblin expert
rhode island's #1 son
pompadour guy
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social doodle that looks cool
rhode island's #1 son
pompadour guy
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social doodle that looks cool
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🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
· Sep 28
my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches
reading my friend's ape stories, getting some quality ape japes
February 14, 2026 at 4:54 AM
reading my friend's ape stories, getting some quality ape japes
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Being ruled by people who don’t know why they are rich. Lumpen Billionaires.
Patty Hearst once said it wasn’t until she was like a tween that she realized where clothes came from - not like the manufacturing or stores but like they didn’t just materialize as clean in her wardrobe every day.
And those people run everything.
And those people run everything.
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Being ruled by people who don’t know why they are rich. Lumpen Billionaires.
third eye? that's your butthole
February 14, 2026 at 4:43 AM
third eye? that's your butthole
all of this is true all the way down to being a kid who gets beat up at home, the system is there to double tap you
The complete refusal from the Department of Justice and FBI to investigate the allegations in the Epstein Files and made by Epstein survivors is also proof of what victims everywhere go through every day when authority figures refuse to do anything about what happened to them
February 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
all of this is true all the way down to being a kid who gets beat up at home, the system is there to double tap you
we need to start compiling a database of tesla owners
Tesla’s US sales fell an estimated 17% year-over-year in January 2026, according to registration data from Motor Intelligence.
The automaker moved an estimated 40,100 vehicles during the month, down from 48,500 in January 2025.
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The automaker moved an estimated 40,100 vehicles during the month, down from 48,500 in January 2025.
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Tesla (TSLA) US sales estimated to have dropped 17% in January
Tesla’s US sales fell an estimated 17% year-over-year in January 2026, according to registration data from Motor Intelligence. The automaker...
electrek.co
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
we need to start compiling a database of tesla owners
this would've conquered the world in 2010
Red Lobster Dewgarita (2020-2022): A cocktail made with sour apple liquor, tequila, and classic Mtn Dew, served in a glass with a dusting of red sugar crystals on the rim, and a slice of lime. It cost $10, and came with a side of Red Lobster's warm cheddar bay biscuits
February 14, 2026 at 3:26 AM
this would've conquered the world in 2010
my mom still has her hello kitty tv
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
my mom still has her hello kitty tv
in Dune if you're really the Kwisatz Haderach you would stick your wiener in the Gom Jabbar
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
in Dune if you're really the Kwisatz Haderach you would stick your wiener in the Gom Jabbar
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Stormcast Eternals players explaining to you their list:
February 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Stormcast Eternals players explaining to you their list:
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In the spirit of the holiday let's all expose young children to corporate advertising and then abandon some disabled people to die in the open.
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 14, 2026 at 1:59 AM
In the spirit of the holiday let's all expose young children to corporate advertising and then abandon some disabled people to die in the open.
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I'm assembling a team
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I'm assembling a team
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Tubi after having 90% of Warner Bros animated shows
a man is laying on top of a pile of money from a tv show called a.m.c.
ALT: a man is laying on top of a pile of money from a tv show called a.m.c.
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Tubi after having 90% of Warner Bros animated shows
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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
stuck on the hard mode dracula battle in world of light
February 14, 2026 at 1:30 AM
stuck on the hard mode dracula battle in world of light
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look up why Erikkka Kirk isn’t allowed in Romania.
in 2008 Erika Kirk, then known as Erika Frantzve, was involved with an org in Romania called “Children’s Relief International” that was allegedly trafficking children.
in 2008 Erika Kirk, then known as Erika Frantzve, was involved with an org in Romania called “Children’s Relief International” that was allegedly trafficking children.
September 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
look up why Erikkka Kirk isn’t allowed in Romania.
in 2008 Erika Kirk, then known as Erika Frantzve, was involved with an org in Romania called “Children’s Relief International” that was allegedly trafficking children.
in 2008 Erika Kirk, then known as Erika Frantzve, was involved with an org in Romania called “Children’s Relief International” that was allegedly trafficking children.
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NEW — I spoke with Rep. Delia Ramirez (@ramirez.house.gov) about her calling DHS leaders "inheritors of the Klan hood and the slave patrol," the prospect of one day seeing them behind bars, and what it's like to see the public [finally] embrace her long-held dream to abolish ICE.
Our conversation:
Our conversation:
"The day of accountability will come": Rep. Delia Ramirez on abolishing and prosecuting DHS
The Handbasket spoke with the congresswoman who called out ICE long before it was popular.
www.thehandbasket.co
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
NEW — I spoke with Rep. Delia Ramirez (@ramirez.house.gov) about her calling DHS leaders "inheritors of the Klan hood and the slave patrol," the prospect of one day seeing them behind bars, and what it's like to see the public [finally] embrace her long-held dream to abolish ICE.
Our conversation:
Our conversation:
in this house we support this kid and his righteous hook
February 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM
in this house we support this kid and his righteous hook
Democrats stop meatriding Ronald Reagan challenge 2k26
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Democrats stop meatriding Ronald Reagan challenge 2k26
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“People feel it in their guts, on the streets. Abolish them, because otherwise they will execute us.”
NEW — I spoke with Rep. Delia Ramirez (@ramirez.house.gov) about her calling DHS leaders "inheritors of the Klan hood and the slave patrol," the prospect of one day seeing them behind bars, and what it's like to see the public [finally] embrace her long-held dream to abolish ICE.
Our conversation:
Our conversation:
"The day of accountability will come": Rep. Delia Ramirez on abolishing and prosecuting DHS
The Handbasket spoke with the congresswoman who called out ICE long before it was popular.
www.thehandbasket.co
February 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM
“People feel it in their guts, on the streets. Abolish them, because otherwise they will execute us.”
that kid is about to cook Danny Spud with a Falcon Punch
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
that kid is about to cook Danny Spud with a Falcon Punch
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"Danny Spud" is what your parents name you if they're both Republican cops.
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
"Danny Spud" is what your parents name you if they're both Republican cops.
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Evan Dando got drunk and exposed himself to a bunch of students at Temple in like 1996 or 97 but no one reported on it because there wasn't much of an internet around, so this seems to be his whole deal
Evan Dando of the Lemonheads accused of sending unsolicited explicit videos
Evan Dando Accused Of Sending Unsolicited Explicit Videos
Evan Dando of the Lemonheads has been accused of sending unsolicited explicit videos of himself to a woman. Dando allegedly sent the unnamed woman videos of himself masturbating via direct messages on...
stereogum.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Evan Dando got drunk and exposed himself to a bunch of students at Temple in like 1996 or 97 but no one reported on it because there wasn't much of an internet around, so this seems to be his whole deal
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When I say Nuremberg Trials and Lawful Judicial Punishment I really want you to think about how I'm tracing the Pareto optimality frontier of "things you can say without getting an FBI visit" and "what these people deserve"
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
When I say Nuremberg Trials and Lawful Judicial Punishment I really want you to think about how I'm tracing the Pareto optimality frontier of "things you can say without getting an FBI visit" and "what these people deserve"
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"wages have been flat for decades" is an extremely simple, obviously true concept that explains about 80% of all handwringing op-eds and for some reason they just won't say that
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
"wages have been flat for decades" is an extremely simple, obviously true concept that explains about 80% of all handwringing op-eds and for some reason they just won't say that