🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
#1 world champion goblin expert
rhode island's #1 son
pompadour guy
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social doodle that looks cool
rhode island's #1 son
pompadour guy
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social doodle that looks cool
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🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
· Sep 28
my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
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@mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social @governorwalz.mn.gov WHY HAVE YOU NOT FROZEN EVICTIONS
just an update from when we talked to the reporter: we’ve now successfully connected over 100 families for direct, peer to peer rent adoption. we’ve collected and immediately distributed…a lot.
it is a drop in the bucket, but all of this is. everyone is just doing what they can.
it is a drop in the bucket, but all of this is. everyone is just doing what they can.
hey it’s us!
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
@mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social @governorwalz.mn.gov WHY HAVE YOU NOT FROZEN EVICTIONS
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I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
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my second and second-and-a-half most strongly held multiplayer FPS beliefs behind "every map needs to have a Bit" are:
2: You have to have guns that suck.
- 2.5: The guns that suck have to be like, REALLY funny.
2: You have to have guns that suck.
- 2.5: The guns that suck have to be like, REALLY funny.
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 AM
my second and second-and-a-half most strongly held multiplayer FPS beliefs behind "every map needs to have a Bit" are:
2: You have to have guns that suck.
- 2.5: The guns that suck have to be like, REALLY funny.
2: You have to have guns that suck.
- 2.5: The guns that suck have to be like, REALLY funny.
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Lord of the Chicken
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Lord of the Chicken
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Wait, fuck!
U-turns all the time?? Uncharismatic frontman? Paedophilia?
The British government is just doing Tokyo Drift!
U-turns all the time?? Uncharismatic frontman? Paedophilia?
The British government is just doing Tokyo Drift!
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Wait, fuck!
U-turns all the time?? Uncharismatic frontman? Paedophilia?
The British government is just doing Tokyo Drift!
U-turns all the time?? Uncharismatic frontman? Paedophilia?
The British government is just doing Tokyo Drift!
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... fucking *hell,* man, these are two of some the biggest names in contemporary American children's animation. They helped shape the 2010s for so many western kids.
If that's not enough clout to carry their projects, American animation is in a dire place.
If that's not enough clout to carry their projects, American animation is in a dire place.
Matt Braly has revealed that his feature film, co-written with Rebecca Sugar, has been scrapped at Sony Pictures Animation.
The project centered on a young boy who embarks on an emotional journey into a fantastical realm of Thai spirits, hoping to find a cure for his illness.
The project centered on a young boy who embarks on an emotional journey into a fantastical realm of Thai spirits, hoping to find a cure for his illness.
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
... fucking *hell,* man, these are two of some the biggest names in contemporary American children's animation. They helped shape the 2010s for so many western kids.
If that's not enough clout to carry their projects, American animation is in a dire place.
If that's not enough clout to carry their projects, American animation is in a dire place.
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Today is Sweetmorn, the 41st day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
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Today's Emoji Oracle reading:
♑ Capricorn (capricorn, sign, zodiac, purple-square, astrology)
🌹 Rose (rose, flowers, valentines, love, spring)
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Today's Emoji Oracle reading:
♑ Capricorn (capricorn, sign, zodiac, purple-square, astrology)
🌹 Rose (rose, flowers, valentines, love, spring)
February 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Today is Sweetmorn, the 41st day of Chaos in the YOLD 3192
-><-
Today's Emoji Oracle reading:
♑ Capricorn (capricorn, sign, zodiac, purple-square, astrology)
🌹 Rose (rose, flowers, valentines, love, spring)
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Today's Emoji Oracle reading:
♑ Capricorn (capricorn, sign, zodiac, purple-square, astrology)
🌹 Rose (rose, flowers, valentines, love, spring)
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Know whut I mean, Crom?
February 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Know whut I mean, Crom?
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I wrote about why I'm skeptical of that AI author earning six figures pumping out 200 books a year story, but also about how authors might need to surf above the waves of slop countercraft.substack.com/p/surfs-up-i...
Surf's Up in Slop City
How should authors navigate a world with disappearing books coverage and a rising flood of AI slop books?
countercraft.substack.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I wrote about why I'm skeptical of that AI author earning six figures pumping out 200 books a year story, but also about how authors might need to surf above the waves of slop countercraft.substack.com/p/surfs-up-i...
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Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
there was a treehouse of horror about this
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
February 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
there was a treehouse of horror about this
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post a mage
February 10, 2026 at 2:09 PM
post a mage
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Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
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This pixel Uni is so cute!! Thank you so much 🥰
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 AM
This pixel Uni is so cute!! Thank you so much 🥰
rootin tootin goblins
I really love the undead in Malifaux but I think in the next set of games I am going to run the crew that got me into the game: Cowboy Gremlins
February 10, 2026 at 10:35 AM
rootin tootin goblins
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Notice the framing of sex trafficking victims as “consensual sex workers” and the simultaneous framing of consensual sex workers as “sex trafficking victims”
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Notice the framing of sex trafficking victims as “consensual sex workers” and the simultaneous framing of consensual sex workers as “sex trafficking victims”
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i endorse this message
Chiitan thinks of transgender people as my mom and dad
cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life
I love you all
I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear
I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness
cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life
I love you all
I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear
I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
i endorse this message
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Immeasurable contribution to music. Rest easy
Ebo Taylor, who did for Ghanaian music what his friend Fela Kuti did for Nigeria, has been called the greatest rhythm guitarist in history.
His son Kweku Taylor:
“The world has lost a giant, a colossus of African music, leaving behind an unmatched artistry legacy. Dad, your light will never fade.”
His son Kweku Taylor:
“The world has lost a giant, a colossus of African music, leaving behind an unmatched artistry legacy. Dad, your light will never fade.”
Ebo Taylor, Ghanaian highlife pioneer and guitarist, dies age 90
Taylor, who did for Ghanaian music what his friend Fela Kuti did for Nigeria, has been called the greatest rhythm guitarist in history
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Immeasurable contribution to music. Rest easy
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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I realize that dunking on the NYT is passé; but, motherfuckers, the reason Americans consume a shitton of weed is that it’s cheaper than the physical and mental healthcare we can’t afford.
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I realize that dunking on the NYT is passé; but, motherfuckers, the reason Americans consume a shitton of weed is that it’s cheaper than the physical and mental healthcare we can’t afford.
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right-wing uk republicans are funny. say "the uk's a rigid caste system in unaccountable thrall to dynastic wealth; institutions from the fishwrapper to the wedding chapel serve them" and they're like "yes that's an ideal society on paper, but in practice the royals aren't racist enough"
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
right-wing uk republicans are funny. say "the uk's a rigid caste system in unaccountable thrall to dynastic wealth; institutions from the fishwrapper to the wedding chapel serve them" and they're like "yes that's an ideal society on paper, but in practice the royals aren't racist enough"