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🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
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#1 world champion goblin expert

rhode island's #1 son

pompadour guy

he/him

hobbyist science-fantasy novelist

college student/attempted English major

thunder thigh enthusiast

pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social doodle that looks cool
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my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches
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With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
the analog pop art look charms me in a way digital art hasn't quite managed to yet
February 14, 2026 at 6:43 AM
422 in new vegas apparently
Name a videogame you've put 500 hours into.
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 AM
they already spent all 77 billion on titty cocaine
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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I for one think politicians need to earn their votes even and especially if the alternative is fascism because I don’t want to waste my vote on ineffectual people more concerned with comity toward the “opposition” instead of purging the system of corruption and fascism.
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
inventing a new conspiracy theory: alex jones did 9/11
February 14, 2026 at 5:06 AM
reading my friend's ape stories, getting some quality ape japes
February 14, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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Being ruled by people who don’t know why they are rich. Lumpen Billionaires.
Patty Hearst once said it wasn’t until she was like a tween that she realized where clothes came from - not like the manufacturing or stores but like they didn’t just materialize as clean in her wardrobe every day.

And those people run everything.
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
third eye? that's your butthole
February 14, 2026 at 4:43 AM
all of this is true all the way down to being a kid who gets beat up at home, the system is there to double tap you
The complete refusal from the Department of Justice and FBI to investigate the allegations in the Epstein Files and made by Epstein survivors is also proof of what victims everywhere go through every day when authority figures refuse to do anything about what happened to them
February 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
we need to start compiling a database of tesla owners
Tesla’s US sales fell an estimated 17% year-over-year in January 2026, according to registration data from Motor Intelligence.

The automaker moved an estimated 40,100 vehicles during the month, down from 48,500 in January 2025.

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Tesla (TSLA) US sales estimated to have dropped 17% in January
Tesla’s US sales fell an estimated 17% year-over-year in January 2026, according to registration data from Motor Intelligence. The automaker...
electrek.co
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
this would've conquered the world in 2010
Red Lobster Dewgarita (2020-2022): A cocktail made with sour apple liquor, tequila, and classic Mtn Dew, served in a glass with a dusting of red sugar crystals on the rim, and a slice of lime. It cost $10, and came with a side of Red Lobster's warm cheddar bay biscuits
February 14, 2026 at 3:26 AM
my mom still has her hello kitty tv
Do I dare? 👀
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
in Dune if you're really the Kwisatz Haderach you would stick your wiener in the Gom Jabbar
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Stormcast Eternals players explaining to you their list:
February 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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In the spirit of the holiday let's all expose young children to corporate advertising and then abandon some disabled people to die in the open.
February 14, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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I'm assembling a team
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Tubi after having 90% of Warner Bros animated shows
a man is laying on top of a pile of money from a tv show called a.m.c.
ALT: a man is laying on top of a pile of money from a tv show called a.m.c.
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
stuck on the hard mode dracula battle in world of light
February 14, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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look up why Erikkka Kirk isn’t allowed in Romania.

in 2008 Erika Kirk, then known as Erika Frantzve, was involved with an org in Romania called “Children’s Relief International” that was allegedly trafficking children.
September 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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NEW — I spoke with Rep. Delia Ramirez (@ramirez.house.gov) about her calling DHS leaders "inheritors of the Klan hood and the slave patrol," the prospect of one day seeing them behind bars, and what it's like to see the public [finally] embrace her long-held dream to abolish ICE.

Our conversation:
"The day of accountability will come": Rep. Delia Ramirez on abolishing and prosecuting DHS
The Handbasket spoke with the congresswoman who called out ICE long before it was popular.
www.thehandbasket.co
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
in this house we support this kid and his righteous hook
When I say I stand on business this what I mean.
February 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM