🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
#1 world champion goblin expert
rhode island's #1 son
pompadour guy
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social doodle that looks cool
rhode island's #1 son
pompadour guy
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social doodle that looks cool
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@oozeley.bsky.social
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my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i often think about this review
they should give the school bus driver a snazzy uniform to trick the district into paying them better
February 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
they should give the school bus driver a snazzy uniform to trick the district into paying them better
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Increasingly convinced that mainstream Dems, and subsequently that type of liberal, have problem with Mamdani less because of policy (although they do really, really love landlords) and more because he actually interacts with the city and the people. Bad precedent! Never leave the wine cave!
February 14, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Increasingly convinced that mainstream Dems, and subsequently that type of liberal, have problem with Mamdani less because of policy (although they do really, really love landlords) and more because he actually interacts with the city and the people. Bad precedent! Never leave the wine cave!
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heaven is measured in cumulative dick length
Happy Valentines Day from this tender memorial to country singer Joe Diffie
February 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
heaven is measured in cumulative dick length
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a valentine's day date to celebrate the season
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
a valentine's day date to celebrate the season
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A large group of "student leaders" and seniors at one of our local high schools had shirts custom made so that they could spell out a slur to humiliate 2 8th grade boys on "Move Up Day" who they had previously seen holding hands.
This is the kind of 'Christian Love' they teach in megachurches.
This is the kind of 'Christian Love' they teach in megachurches.
Visalia CA.
Redwood High School Homophobe team.
Look at them smiling and laughing.
Directed at 2 vulnerable kids who held hands.
They’ll turn 18 and apply to colleges.
I hope the Karma from this hateful act
follows them their whole lives
and they fail every step of the way. 🌈💙
Redwood High School Homophobe team.
Look at them smiling and laughing.
Directed at 2 vulnerable kids who held hands.
They’ll turn 18 and apply to colleges.
I hope the Karma from this hateful act
follows them their whole lives
and they fail every step of the way. 🌈💙
February 14, 2026 at 3:04 PM
A large group of "student leaders" and seniors at one of our local high schools had shirts custom made so that they could spell out a slur to humiliate 2 8th grade boys on "Move Up Day" who they had previously seen holding hands.
This is the kind of 'Christian Love' they teach in megachurches.
This is the kind of 'Christian Love' they teach in megachurches.
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With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
the analog pop art look charms me in a way digital art hasn't quite managed to yet
February 14, 2026 at 6:43 AM
the analog pop art look charms me in a way digital art hasn't quite managed to yet
422 in new vegas apparently
Name a videogame you've put 500 hours into.
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 AM
422 in new vegas apparently
they already spent all 77 billion on titty cocaine
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 5:55 AM
they already spent all 77 billion on titty cocaine
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February 14, 2026 at 1:51 AM
inventing a new conspiracy theory: alex jones did 9/11
February 14, 2026 at 5:06 AM
inventing a new conspiracy theory: alex jones did 9/11
reading my friend's ape stories, getting some quality ape japes
February 14, 2026 at 4:54 AM
reading my friend's ape stories, getting some quality ape japes
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Being ruled by people who don’t know why they are rich. Lumpen Billionaires.
Patty Hearst once said it wasn’t until she was like a tween that she realized where clothes came from - not like the manufacturing or stores but like they didn’t just materialize as clean in her wardrobe every day.
And those people run everything.
And those people run everything.
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Being ruled by people who don’t know why they are rich. Lumpen Billionaires.
third eye? that's your butthole
February 14, 2026 at 4:43 AM
third eye? that's your butthole
all of this is true all the way down to being a kid who gets beat up at home, the system is there to double tap you
The complete refusal from the Department of Justice and FBI to investigate the allegations in the Epstein Files and made by Epstein survivors is also proof of what victims everywhere go through every day when authority figures refuse to do anything about what happened to them
February 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
all of this is true all the way down to being a kid who gets beat up at home, the system is there to double tap you
we need to start compiling a database of tesla owners
Tesla’s US sales fell an estimated 17% year-over-year in January 2026, according to registration data from Motor Intelligence.
The automaker moved an estimated 40,100 vehicles during the month, down from 48,500 in January 2025.
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The automaker moved an estimated 40,100 vehicles during the month, down from 48,500 in January 2025.
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Tesla (TSLA) US sales estimated to have dropped 17% in January
Tesla’s US sales fell an estimated 17% year-over-year in January 2026, according to registration data from Motor Intelligence. The automaker...
electrek.co
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
we need to start compiling a database of tesla owners
this would've conquered the world in 2010
Red Lobster Dewgarita (2020-2022): A cocktail made with sour apple liquor, tequila, and classic Mtn Dew, served in a glass with a dusting of red sugar crystals on the rim, and a slice of lime. It cost $10, and came with a side of Red Lobster's warm cheddar bay biscuits
February 14, 2026 at 3:26 AM
this would've conquered the world in 2010
my mom still has her hello kitty tv
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
my mom still has her hello kitty tv
in Dune if you're really the Kwisatz Haderach you would stick your wiener in the Gom Jabbar
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
in Dune if you're really the Kwisatz Haderach you would stick your wiener in the Gom Jabbar
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Stormcast Eternals players explaining to you their list:
February 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Stormcast Eternals players explaining to you their list:
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In the spirit of the holiday let's all expose young children to corporate advertising and then abandon some disabled people to die in the open.
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 14, 2026 at 1:59 AM
In the spirit of the holiday let's all expose young children to corporate advertising and then abandon some disabled people to die in the open.
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I'm assembling a team
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I'm assembling a team