🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
#1 world champion goblin expert
rhode island's #1 son
pompadour guy
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social doodle that looks cool
rhode island's #1 son
pompadour guy
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social doodle that looks cool
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🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
· Sep 28
my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches
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SURPRISE
I am THRILLED to be writing SEVEN WIVES, the launch title of IDW's new Crime line of books. Doing this pitch-black fringe Mormon cult murder mystery with @wyrmsfornerves.bsky.social has been an incredible experience and I can't wait for y'all to read it.
www.forbes.com/sites/robsal...
I am THRILLED to be writing SEVEN WIVES, the launch title of IDW's new Crime line of books. Doing this pitch-black fringe Mormon cult murder mystery with @wyrmsfornerves.bsky.social has been an incredible experience and I can't wait for y'all to read it.
www.forbes.com/sites/robsal...
IDW Publishing Is Betting Crime Will Pay With Launch Of New Imprint
IDW Crime will feature thrillers, mysteries, true crime and contemporary takes on classic genre tropes.
www.forbes.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
SURPRISE
I am THRILLED to be writing SEVEN WIVES, the launch title of IDW's new Crime line of books. Doing this pitch-black fringe Mormon cult murder mystery with @wyrmsfornerves.bsky.social has been an incredible experience and I can't wait for y'all to read it.
www.forbes.com/sites/robsal...
I am THRILLED to be writing SEVEN WIVES, the launch title of IDW's new Crime line of books. Doing this pitch-black fringe Mormon cult murder mystery with @wyrmsfornerves.bsky.social has been an incredible experience and I can't wait for y'all to read it.
www.forbes.com/sites/robsal...
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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
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the number one job of anybody working in marvel comics editorial at this moment is to get Peach Momoko a new series immediately if not sooner
February 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
the number one job of anybody working in marvel comics editorial at this moment is to get Peach Momoko a new series immediately if not sooner
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Eliminate all border restrictions to the free movement of people.
Grant automatic citizenship upon request to all residents regardless of how they came to be in the country.
These are serious policy proposals; I am not being hyperbolic. We should do this in Canada.
Grant automatic citizenship upon request to all residents regardless of how they came to be in the country.
These are serious policy proposals; I am not being hyperbolic. We should do this in Canada.
February 12, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Eliminate all border restrictions to the free movement of people.
Grant automatic citizenship upon request to all residents regardless of how they came to be in the country.
These are serious policy proposals; I am not being hyperbolic. We should do this in Canada.
Grant automatic citizenship upon request to all residents regardless of how they came to be in the country.
These are serious policy proposals; I am not being hyperbolic. We should do this in Canada.
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Still, at least you'd never migrate to a foreign country in order to... just click the link. news.mc/2025/09/17/m...
Monaco resident Sir Jim Ratcliffe shifts billions from Britain to friendlier markets - NEWS.MC - Monaco News
Monaco resident Sir Jim Ratcliffe shifts billions from Britain to friendlier markets
news.mc
February 12, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Still, at least you'd never migrate to a foreign country in order to... just click the link. news.mc/2025/09/17/m...
alan dershowitz is still not allowed to eat pierogis even in this ttrpg
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THE SOLO RPG WHERE YOU EAT PIEROGI TO REGAIN HEALTH peregrinecoast.press/products/mil...
Milk Bar: sci-fi roleplaying in post-Soviet Poland
After Ameripol pushed too hard, cut too many corners, and ignored one-too-many warning lights, The Belt was shorn in half and their sick experiments flooded our farmland and destroyed our city. The ma...
peregrinecoast.press
February 12, 2026 at 9:43 AM
alan dershowitz is still not allowed to eat pierogis even in this ttrpg
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Aww Jim, I'm certainly glad you don't drain public resources otherwise that'd make you a fucking hypocrite. Oh wait: www.theguardian.com/business/202...
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Aww Jim, I'm certainly glad you don't drain public resources otherwise that'd make you a fucking hypocrite. Oh wait: www.theguardian.com/business/202...
gigantic intelligent bugs are bird dogging wives all around the country
what the hell do you mean, my problem "isn't in the DSA's purview". You're the ones always saying a better world is possible. Well, in this world, a giant centipede is fucking my wife. Clattering, squelching, rasping bellows of orgasmic triumph. Getting hissed at by a six foot arthropod lothario
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
gigantic intelligent bugs are bird dogging wives all around the country
little spacemen are always flying into the attic to try and steal your memorabilias and curios
February 12, 2026 at 5:01 AM
little spacemen are always flying into the attic to try and steal your memorabilias and curios
look at her. she cronch the apple
Glacier the skunk is chowing down on an apple in her home at the Cincinnati Zoo.
Until 1993, Glacier would have been in Family Mustelidae with weasels & badgers.
But molecular evidence showed that her ancestors diverged 60 MYA, so she gets her own family: Mephitidae which means, roughly, "stinky."
Until 1993, Glacier would have been in Family Mustelidae with weasels & badgers.
But molecular evidence showed that her ancestors diverged 60 MYA, so she gets her own family: Mephitidae which means, roughly, "stinky."
February 12, 2026 at 4:55 AM
look at her. she cronch the apple
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Then you read Book of the New Sun and it's like "...I was enchanted at once by the size and voluptuous nature of her large bosom..."
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Then you read Book of the New Sun and it's like "...I was enchanted at once by the size and voluptuous nature of her large bosom..."
also hammer, in the incredibly unlikely scenario that you need to brain a dude with a track and field hammer toss hammer
Is it time for my self-defense lecture again?
Lots of folks ask me what the best self-defense thing is to train. I always answer: track and field.
The best thing you can do to defend yourself is not be where someone can hurt you. Running away is ideal.
Lots of folks ask me what the best self-defense thing is to train. I always answer: track and field.
The best thing you can do to defend yourself is not be where someone can hurt you. Running away is ideal.
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 AM
also hammer, in the incredibly unlikely scenario that you need to brain a dude with a track and field hammer toss hammer
to be fair if i was a wizard i would be trying to impress milfs with my dazzling array of spells and sorceries
Gandalf is such a good guy that he says alot of nice things about Radagast but it’s in one of those ways where it’s clearly just him being nice. “Why he is a master of hues, and the birds love him!” meanwhile the two Blue Wizards are firing off lighting bolts to impress Milfs in Tampa
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 AM
to be fair if i was a wizard i would be trying to impress milfs with my dazzling array of spells and sorceries
this is how the Fire Emblem cats have kept the lights on for almost four decades now
Military history and tactics are nominally cis male coded, but queers and women will become Napoleon if it means we can make two dolls kiss in a video game. I feel like there has to be a way to weaponize this. Have the Pentagon pay the Jagged Alliance guys to make a game with a romance system.
February 12, 2026 at 4:33 AM
this is how the Fire Emblem cats have kept the lights on for almost four decades now
i tend to think of myself as a prose cartoonist
An interview asks me to describe myself as a writer, and I realize I have no idea how I'd answer. At some point it became hard not to lead w something like "a trans literary novelist." Trans is important, sure, but what is the truer thing? How would you describe your writing, trans writer followers?
February 12, 2026 at 4:30 AM
i tend to think of myself as a prose cartoonist
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Quickly playboy, gather this loot before the dragon returns
June 25, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Quickly playboy, gather this loot before the dragon returns
...why is it embedded in the wall, you can just put a knife in your pocket
February 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
...why is it embedded in the wall, you can just put a knife in your pocket
Miss Piggy is an icon
This Miss Piggy sticker sheet from 1982 is giving me cuteness aggression. Little terrified of her shushing me as she slides into Kermits locker, tho. Hope the Nixon finger gesture isn't related.
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Miss Piggy is an icon
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a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world right behind pam bondi
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world right behind pam bondi
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I'm chiinsaw man
ちぃんそーマン🪚でキメますっ☆
ちぃんそーマン🪚でキメますっ☆
February 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I'm chiinsaw man
ちぃんそーマン🪚でキメますっ☆
ちぃんそーマン🪚でキメますっ☆
uni acting like he's a slime monster in a role playing game
It lit up!?
February 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
uni acting like he's a slime monster in a role playing game
its a prima facie bad strat because those bitches are always upset
i think at minimum democrats should be able to concede that "don't upset the right" is a failed strategy
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
its a prima facie bad strat because those bitches are always upset