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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 49m

matt gaetz's friend sure is in hot water

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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 13h

one thing I learned during 2020 is that "less than lethal" munitions are explicitly designed to be shot into the ground so they lose velocity and bounce up into people and the reason I didn't know that before is literally NO ONE has ever deployed them that way.

Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 13h

Reporter's notebook: I actually began working on this story shortly after footage of the incident showed up last month.

But by the time I finally got ahold of folks, the story grew: 2 *other* faith leaders I spoke with *also* reported being shot w/pepper balls while protesting this ICE facility.

Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 1d

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 2h

Weird how we can't ever improve things bc "I had to suffer, why should we make things better for the next generation?" is such a pervasive thought-terminating cliche, except when it comes to AI in which case it's all "I'm sure glad my kids will be spared the hell of thinking that i went through"

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 1h

it turns out that welching on the NATO check means the other people in the trade org are gonna consider their own shit first?? what kinda post-singularity oracle and/or bushwick she/they witch coulda predicted this

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 2h

—as a strategy without both liberal and conservative zionists acting like i was singling them out despite any clarification that i don't like when the american military does it either and that my objections were rooted in a family history of BEING TERROR BOMBED BY THE GODDAMN NAZIS (2/2)

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 2h

i quite literally went from somebody who had no opinions on zionism to being very staunchly antizionist in 2014 because i could not have a public discussion about finding the hospital bombings to be categorically wrong— (1/2)

utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 11d

Remember the people who would defend the hospital bombings? It’s important to be petty and remember. It’s useful for later.

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 8h

Gotta hand it to Joe Biden for making sure that only Donald Trump could sign the ceasefire lol

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 2h

women are pretty great

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Thorn Delarosa 🏳️‍⚧️ @d-7th.com · 4h

you already know what I’m about to say

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meeting a couple who is into puppy play but it becomes increasingly clear they are pretending to be shaggy & scooby doo

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theyre always getting into hijinks eating big sandwich and jumping into each others arms when they see a ghost. i think it's a sex thing but i don't even know anymore

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 3h

"AI for homework" just don't go to school then you fuckin moron

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 4h

as someone in the red sox region "at least we're not the yankees" keeps the lights on

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 4h

THEY LOST ON A BULLPEN GAME IN THE FUCKIN BRONX! MAXIMUM AGONY FOR THE HATED YANKEES AND THEIR UNUSUALLY OBNOXIOUS FANBASE!

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 4h

maybe he got buried next to jimmy hoffa

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 4h

COME OUT YE YANKEE FANS
COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
SHOW YOUR WIFE HOW YOU WON MEDALS
IN BOSTON AND CHICAAAAAGO
TELL HER HOW TORONTO BLUE JAYS
MADE YOU RUN LIKE HELL A WAY
FROM THE GREEN AND LOVELY FIELDS OF ROGERS CENTREEEE

meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 5h

anti-yankees cover of Come Out Ye Blacks And Tans

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 4h

in what possible way did they think that would help

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 4h

AOC if you're listening and want back all your left cred

⛧ DOLLY DARKO ☭ @thedoomshine.social · 4h

whichever democratic lawmaker just straight up leaks the epstein files during the shutdown is going to be able to print money

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 5h

When the Yankees get eliminated

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 5h

YOU DARE BOO THE BEAUTIFUL CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM. YOU PAY WITH BLOOD! YOU PAY WITH BLOOD!

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 5h

this is an audience that lets Meghan McCain be on TV, their standards are not high

Raw Story @rawstory.com · 1d

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report.