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Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary

@milkystar.bsky.social

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they/them. Wrestling, Precure, idols, Toku, and more wrestling. Oh and I cosplay. Noah Shitposts Unlimited.

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Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · May 14

All Rebellion #noah_ghc

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Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 5h

To say nothing of Kenta threatening to beat his ass like this is 2014.

Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 5h

I was gonna say something snarky about Kenoh's new video, but then I saw this interview preview and immediately started crying. Baby Kitamiya.....

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estrogen batta aug @batta-aug.bsky.social · 1d

so it has turned into emergency. my mom needs around 100usd for the rent tomorrow. it's urgent. she lives without paycheck for some time now,and im helping her out

please consider commissioning me!! 🙏 if you'd like to help her directly - her раурal is [email protected]

#boost #art

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министр дьявольского культа @samularin.bsky.social · 20h

in the train, on a plane, on the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, by the fireplace, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, in the basement, against the window, until the bed breaks and neighbors call the police

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strawderryst @strawderryst.bsky.social · 18h

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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 8d

It's pumpkin month!!

illustration showing a large werewolf holding a pumpkin seated next to a woman holding a giant pumpkin in her lap carving it with a small knife. They are in a pumpkin patch under a full moon

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 23h

So excited for these cats’ groundbreaking French EDM album

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

important update: Adidas’ new Pet Collection

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Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 22h

Anyway thank you! I was so confused for a second lmfaaaao

Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 22h

Yeah that's the one! "丸拳" could be translated as like "full/round fist" by anyone who doesn't know that's their stupid tag team name. So it makes sense a computer would do that.

Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 22h

Out of curiosity, is that a translation of his recent tweet? Bc I believe that was more like "Let's show em the power of 'MaruKen'!"

Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 23h

Lmfaaaao maybe. I hate to do the work for the English Comms team but it's not like they read my blog. Or do any work at all anymore lol

Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 23h

I tried to write a more complete summary in the span of one post but it can't be done. The MaruKenoh subplot alone takes like 600 words. And that's way before you get to Kenoh failing his English exam and crashing out.

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Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 23h

I decided to post the website auto-translation because "This Has Kenoh Furious" is important to me.

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Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 23h

Fun fact is that the NOAH website does little story summaries for their big shows, and my favorite thing to do is watch them struggle to explain whatever unhinged shit Kenoh is on.

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Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 1d

I KNOW. I love that his tell a story. I want so many and watch me get 10 Taniguchi

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NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbit’s Revenge @histoftech.bsky.social · 1d

doomscroll break

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🌟 Flighty Buttlass 🎀🧸🏪💥 @flightybuttlass.bsky.social · 1d

the "this fucking sucks actually" meme with PAC's new gear as the literal coolest thing ever

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Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 1d

Bold of you to assume i didn't buy this on it's first run years ago

Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 1d

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
NOAH backstage photocard gacha $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 1d

I do have to be That Guy and point out that Yone has a storied history with the original GHC hardcore title and is one of the few NOAH wrestlers with actual hardcore match history. Also he can shoot knock you out in an instant and I think he rocks.

Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 1d

unfortunately this is a very funny bit

Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 1d

Wada coming out to break up Taiji and Kasai while Yone's theme is playing in the background I genuinely feel a little insane

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Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 1d

The implication that Murashima is inheriting Tanahashi's air guitar supports my argument that someone COULD feasibly inherit the Kabuto Pose

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Rachel @ Kensuke Office Secretary @milkystar.bsky.social · 1d

Watching the Ishimori show while I cook and thinking about the time he retired Nosawa Rongai and openly wept about it. What a guy.

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Cynthia 🐈 @cynthia.dev · 14d

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