Captain Sprinkles
@millionin20s.bsky.social
space cadet working in aerospace. past tense; future perfect.
got the damn mao red sun in the sky song stuck in my head which is bad cos if i sing it out loud at work someone is going to report me for wrongthink
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
got the damn mao red sun in the sky song stuck in my head which is bad cos if i sing it out loud at work someone is going to report me for wrongthink
there’s a cadre of big decision makers in the office today to make a big decision about some shit that i don’t care about but will be affected by. i’ve made the grand decision to drink coffee. the rng cube in my system that decides if i get energized or fall asleep landed on “you smoked meth”. Ahhhh
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
there’s a cadre of big decision makers in the office today to make a big decision about some shit that i don’t care about but will be affected by. i’ve made the grand decision to drink coffee. the rng cube in my system that decides if i get energized or fall asleep landed on “you smoked meth”. Ahhhh
Another year of every rams game being a tightly contested knife fight. I’ll take it.
September 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Another year of every rams game being a tightly contested knife fight. I’ll take it.
demons are being executed at the ballpark tonight
June 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
demons are being executed at the ballpark tonight
not only do i have to work today, because we don’t do woke holidays anymore, but there’s a tornado watch in the area. i’m the only one in the data center right now, so guess who’s in charge? 😁
June 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
not only do i have to work today, because we don’t do woke holidays anymore, but there’s a tornado watch in the area. i’m the only one in the data center right now, so guess who’s in charge? 😁
can’t wait until i’m an old fuck attending baseball games. attached picture is coincidental
June 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
can’t wait until i’m an old fuck attending baseball games. attached picture is coincidental
i don’t like the tush push because i am an old man who remembers when pushing your fellow teammate forward was illegal. so kinda biased. but if the other teams in the league wanted to ban the tush push, they should have brought up the issues as far as properly spotting the ball in the pile
May 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i don’t like the tush push because i am an old man who remembers when pushing your fellow teammate forward was illegal. so kinda biased. but if the other teams in the league wanted to ban the tush push, they should have brought up the issues as far as properly spotting the ball in the pile
I don’t believe in multi man no hitters. one man throws on the mound until his arm explodes or someone gets a hit. bunting to break it up is cool but the pitcher should get to drill the next hitter with no penalty. 🤷🏾♂️
May 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I don’t believe in multi man no hitters. one man throws on the mound until his arm explodes or someone gets a hit. bunting to break it up is cool but the pitcher should get to drill the next hitter with no penalty. 🤷🏾♂️
if you actually call Wemby “the stifle tower” you belong on a list
May 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
if you actually call Wemby “the stifle tower” you belong on a list
schwarber’s on base streak is over, today is a sad day
May 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
schwarber’s on base streak is over, today is a sad day
Phillies swept a series! not even gonna bitch about it, let’s go. Ring the fuckin bell
May 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Phillies swept a series! not even gonna bitch about it, let’s go. Ring the fuckin bell
they keep putting the Alvarado kid on camera and he’s so self conscious from all this attention that he’s not doing his thing. It’s cute, I feel bad for him (but also good cos he’s got lifelong memories now)
May 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
they keep putting the Alvarado kid on camera and he’s so self conscious from all this attention that he’s not doing his thing. It’s cute, I feel bad for him (but also good cos he’s got lifelong memories now)
ring the fuckin bell
May 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ring the fuckin bell
can’t stand philly’s city connect unis
May 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
can’t stand philly’s city connect unis
I beg the Phillies to buy some relievers
April 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I beg the Phillies to buy some relievers
Calling my shot now: if Arsenal wins the CL I’m flying to Islington to party with a million of my best friends
April 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Calling my shot now: if Arsenal wins the CL I’m flying to Islington to party with a million of my best friends
This team has to trade for a reliever that puts fear in hearts. too bad those guys don’t really exist in today’s game
April 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This team has to trade for a reliever that puts fear in hearts. too bad those guys don’t really exist in today’s game
Bohm gave the ump an earful on the bs he’s been calling tonight
April 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Bohm gave the ump an earful on the bs he’s been calling tonight
get verlander the fuck off my field
April 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
get verlander the fuck off my field
JT got the good luck today
April 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
JT got the good luck today
the netting around the field don’t do shit
April 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the netting around the field don’t do shit
Phils better not be on bullshit tonight
April 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Phils better not be on bullshit tonight
this morning I had a 15 minute cry about success and not being able to share it with some of my most beloved people in this realm because they aren’t here anymore. it’s been like 4 hours and I still feel a bit woozy. how the fuck do people do this emotional crying business more than 1x a quarter
April 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
this morning I had a 15 minute cry about success and not being able to share it with some of my most beloved people in this realm because they aren’t here anymore. it’s been like 4 hours and I still feel a bit woozy. how the fuck do people do this emotional crying business more than 1x a quarter
fucking one knee framing
April 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
fucking one knee framing