Milo de Venus
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My doctor's notes:
Mental Status: He is oriented to person, place, and time.
Mental Status: He is oriented to person, place, and time.
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
My doctor's notes:
Mental Status: He is oriented to person, place, and time.
Mental Status: He is oriented to person, place, and time.
Why is he wearing a merkin on his chin?
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Why is he wearing a merkin on his chin?
A mid-life crisis typed out on a keyboard. He should talk to a therapist.
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A mid-life crisis typed out on a keyboard. He should talk to a therapist.
He is not stupid. He is fulfilling the highest commandment of MAGA, pissing off the libs.
December 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
He is not stupid. He is fulfilling the highest commandment of MAGA, pissing off the libs.
Based on recent articles I thought might be good reading, I started to think about resubscribing to
The Atlantic. This is why I won't.
The Atlantic. This is why I won't.
December 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Based on recent articles I thought might be good reading, I started to think about resubscribing to
The Atlantic. This is why I won't.
The Atlantic. This is why I won't.
Go watch the Cotton Bowl 3 years ago. Tulane can ball.
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Go watch the Cotton Bowl 3 years ago. Tulane can ball.
Don't trust anyone over thirty, irl.
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Don't trust anyone over thirty, irl.
I'm sorry. What happened to Cheryl Hines in this whole narrative? I don't actually care about her, but isn't infidelity a thing??
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'm sorry. What happened to Cheryl Hines in this whole narrative? I don't actually care about her, but isn't infidelity a thing??
So DOGE fired the pool cleaners>>algae grew in pool>>clearly Biden's fault.
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
So DOGE fired the pool cleaners>>algae grew in pool>>clearly Biden's fault.
He's a pretty shitty law school dean, too. The "The Judge Paul Pressler School of Law" dean, to be exact.
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
He's a pretty shitty law school dean, too. The "The Judge Paul Pressler School of Law" dean, to be exact.
They do NOT know how to operate a mirror.
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
They do NOT know how to operate a mirror.
I'm sure they were explicit.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm sure they were explicit.
You are a Quisling.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
You are a Quisling.
Recovered at the 30. Short of first down. Turnover on downs. Except, you know, it's the Saints. FRG.
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Recovered at the 30. Short of first down. Turnover on downs. Except, you know, it's the Saints. FRG.
That's what I thought 🤔
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
That's what I thought 🤔
The only ideal condition a boat can travel from Venezuela to Puerto Rico in four hours is if the boat is in an airplane.
October 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The only ideal condition a boat can travel from Venezuela to Puerto Rico in four hours is if the boat is in an airplane.
Every accusation is a confession....
September 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Every accusation is a confession....
So, she is saying that first the Picadors have their way, then the Banderillas take their turn, and only then does the Matador have his way? Eww.
September 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
So, she is saying that first the Picadors have their way, then the Banderillas take their turn, and only then does the Matador have his way? Eww.
When he says: "Thank you for talking to me" he betrayed his lack of skills in the English language. He meant to say: "Fuck you and your kind."
August 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When he says: "Thank you for talking to me" he betrayed his lack of skills in the English language. He meant to say: "Fuck you and your kind."
Then there is John Kander, William Goldman and James Goldman together at camp.
July 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Then there is John Kander, William Goldman and James Goldman together at camp.
It's always projection.
June 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It's always projection.
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83 souls, most of them children.
83 souls, most of them children.
June 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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83 souls, most of them children.
83 souls, most of them children.
JFK, Jr.'s been dead even longer and..........
June 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
JFK, Jr.'s been dead even longer and..........