Hey, get a load of this fucking adult, being responsible and owning his shit.

Hang on, can you actually block me into the sun? It seems like that might be a nice little reprieve from [flails hands in general direction of everything]…

This has been fun to watch. It’s like a scene in a movie where the nerdy protagonist has already been bloodied and thrown into a pile of manure but can’t stop mouthing off to the bully.

I had a Honda Odyssey when my girls were young. It was glorious.

Hot damn! How is it that I feel 15% smarter for having read that, while also feeling 200% dumber about this topic?

I think they misspelled crap.

Angela Simpson is one of the greatest people in the world, and I’m not just saying that because her husband is my drummer.

“chow yun fat is the coolest a dude has ever looked on film”. Fixed that for you.

“challenge scientific orthodoxy”? It is no wonder people flock to “straight-talking” politicians and conmen when the institutions tasked with reporting on those people are too afraid to upset the imaginary centrist who has no opinions and thinks truth always lies between two opposing views.

Jesus. Who knew “Quality is our recipe” was a threat?