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cryptic ai sentry ☉ @miltzvu.yuri.observer · Feb 13
reminder that you all need to play corru.observer
miltzvu.yuri.observer
i honestly don't even rlly care about the new season 7 ids i just want to be able to get ardor blossom star faust
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
miltzvu.yuri.observer
locking in. announcer disabled. 4 cups of coffee ready. i have 3 ring lights at full blast directly into the side of my eyes. every time i open an egoshard box i am allowed to dim them slightly. this is the only way to get lei heng meursault in time
December 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
miltzvu.yuri.observer
oh god oh fuck i have to do like 1000 mirror dungeons TONIGHT or im never getting the ids i need
December 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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raicatty.bsky.social
farewell
eevee is wondertraded to the frontlines
December 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
FOUR PANEL COMIC WHERE IM AT A LIQUOR STORE FUMBLING TO ORDER GUY WALKS UP AND HES LIKE “HEY GIRL WATCHA DOIN TONIGHT” I THINK “FUCK HE’S HITTING ON ME GOTTA LIE” I SAY TO HIM “IM GETTING AN ABORTION” INSTANTLY HE SAYS “CAN I COME” I GIVE HIM THE DEATH GLARE AND THATS THE END
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
miltzvu.yuri.observer
Genius!
reply 1. "Fuck AI. All my homies hate AI.", 284 likes reply 2. "don't play video games, then. NPCs rely on AI", 0 likes
December 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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drememoto.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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josephrampage.bsky.social
four score and a bad time ago...
December 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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gbbranstetter.bsky.social
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
CBS News/Free Press program "Has feminism failed women" brought to you by bank of america and hosted by Liz Plank and Allie Beth Stuckey
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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phineas.bsky.social
Guess I'll post this again
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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whatthetrans.com
Grumpiest terf I've ever seen
A very unhappy looking terf
December 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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argemiakiwami.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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welegi.lol
How come I've never noticed this foreshadowing???
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
"I am not a casual user. I have literally written the book on Apple development (taking over the Learning Cocoa with Objective-C series, which Apple themselves used to write, for O’Reilly Media, and then 20+ books following that)."

Jesus fuck
December 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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woob.zone
HEED THE OMEN OF THE ROWLING CUBE.
That one fuckass Hogwarts Legacy ctrl+alt+del comic except it's all fucked up and edited like: A boy makes a cautious approach, and a man lopes and gallops to grasp the pedestal'd game they so covet, "Hogwarts Legacy" Boy: "harry game" Man: "HARRY GAME. OOOOOOO !" BUT THEN they stop as the man realizes "fuck... That's Trap ." The boy pathetically sputters "it's harry game about wizard harry...." But no, the man says.... We pull back the camera: above the pedestal, attached to the game by an illogical rope doohickey, is a massive truncated pyramid, with the face of J K Rowling visibly plastered of each of its steep and menacing surfaces. Surely it bears enough weight to destroy them both. The man identifies the threat, "Rowling Cube"
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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furry-hater.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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dangercart.bsky.social
Stealworkers
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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ceej.online
OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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psicochurroz.bsky.social
mom found the yaoi
December 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 01: Shen is standing in front of you in a business suit with a yellow tie, with his hands behind his back, saying "I have an idea for a new type of cat cafe, but I need investors. Here is the idea:" Panel 02: A dollhouse-style depiction of the inside of a multi-floored cafe. The first floor features a few tables, a couple of cats (one orange tabby and one tuxedo cat), a cup of coffee on one of the tables, and a staircase leading up. Text below reads "the first floor just has normal cats." Panel 03: Text reads "But as you go up, each subsequent floor has more & more dangerous cats", as it depicts the upper floors of this cafe, featuring, from bottom to top, bobcats, tigers, and lions. Panel 04: Text reads "And at the top is just me in a fursuit with a machete." Shen is in an orange cat fursuit, dramatically holding a machete with his arms splayed out, backlit by god beams from the stained glass behind him, which looks like a series of cat faces. You are reaching the top of the spiral staircase into the room, covered in cat scratches and wielding a broken-handled broom.
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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twink.men
TikTok comments under video with text "If all humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, what industry would collapse first?" The comments are "The government" with 172K likes and "Lying industry" with 113K likes.
December 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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didplc.gayfamicom.lol
a parody news headline that reads "ISHOWSPEED BRICKED HIS NINTENDO 3DS WHEN FOLLOWING A YOUTUBE TUTORIAL LIVE ON STREAM"
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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ricecakehomie.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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hexmani.ac
they got pedophiles all over roblox because they don't have millions trying to game the forex market
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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hexmani.ac
they dropped this thing to a bunch of 6 years old and told them "figure it out" like lions
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM