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Gives me an idea for a variety pack style Valentine's Day gift: Basket O' Lotion.

Donna's dialysis place? Apart from the Dollar Store goober, I see naught else.

I bet there's some collusion with the manufacturers of gold spray paint.

I just downloaded the former item, saving for the next camping trip I'll be dragged away on.

"My wife said camping was a tradition in her family. Well, camping was a tradition in everyone's family until they invented the house." --Jim Gaffigan

Start rounding up liberals and "enemies of the state."

Damn shame the article is behind a cookie wall.

Sounds like Volvo is in huge trouble. Those batteries are damn near half the cost of the frickin' car.

Another government shitdown? How cum?

Iran? Denmark?

I believe the expression for that is "taking coals to Newcastle."

I won't say what kind of prize I think that motherfucker deserves because the black helicopters will scare our dogs.

Ditto on all the above, along with having been done a terrible disservice in youth by Samuel Clemens, by making Huck Finn every bit the equal of - if not better than - Tom Sawyer. I came to expect this sort of thing until reality smashed my idealism flat.

Hardboiled is the best way I know. Satanized with cider vinegar and dijon mustard makes them more acrid - aided and abetted by the the fact that they're so good, people will pig out on them.

That is such high praise coming from someone who is nigh onto impossible to gross out. The man-flu has me feeling like dog shit right now, and this brightened up my day. 🤎

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Signed up w/ Grok. "Sarah Huckabee nude" was rejected.