taking a bite out of a block of cheese like i own it
December 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
taking a bite out of a block of cheese like i own it
if i took all the lip skin ive eaten over the years and lumped it together id have a nice big mac
December 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
if i took all the lip skin ive eaten over the years and lumped it together id have a nice big mac
my soap tastes like rotten cheese
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
my soap tastes like rotten cheese
when i get home from hard day of work, i always throw my socks on my cat. it really shows him whos the boss
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
when i get home from hard day of work, i always throw my socks on my cat. it really shows him whos the boss
oops some one started liking something i liked first, time to start hating on that thing
November 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
oops some one started liking something i liked first, time to start hating on that thing
woke up in a mating position
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
woke up in a mating position
got sent to the dimensión if lusty old ladies
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
got sent to the dimensión if lusty old ladies
feeling like a khaby lame mechanism without the khaby or mechanism
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
feeling like a khaby lame mechanism without the khaby or mechanism
i hate when i piss on my balls ☹️
November 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
i hate when i piss on my balls ☹️
the pumpkin seeds are carving their image into my intestines
November 2, 2025 at 8:08 AM
the pumpkin seeds are carving their image into my intestines
i love destroying my body for a job thats not worth it
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
i love destroying my body for a job thats not worth it
tou ever slap around your cats sack?
October 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
tou ever slap around your cats sack?
why am i getting thirst trap daddies recommended to me
September 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
why am i getting thirst trap daddies recommended to me
my ear just queefed
September 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
my ear just queefed
indian food is the only food that makes me shit my brains out and come begging for more
September 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
indian food is the only food that makes me shit my brains out and come begging for more
my plushie collection so far
September 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
my plushie collection so far
i was taking a piss when all of a sudden a filthy cockroach started climbing out of the drain. so i started spraying it with my golden rapids until it stopped moving. i sure did protect that kitchen
September 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i was taking a piss when all of a sudden a filthy cockroach started climbing out of the drain. so i started spraying it with my golden rapids until it stopped moving. i sure did protect that kitchen
Just got my ultrasound back. Isnt he just adorable? And he has my eye too! Daddys going to be so proud ☺️
September 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Just got my ultrasound back. Isnt he just adorable? And he has my eye too! Daddys going to be so proud ☺️
Every time I am about to squish a bug I imagine how I would feel if a giant person stepped on me mercilessly, and then I start hoping that they have their smelly feet out…
And then… mfgh
And then… mfgh
August 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Every time I am about to squish a bug I imagine how I would feel if a giant person stepped on me mercilessly, and then I start hoping that they have their smelly feet out…
And then… mfgh
And then… mfgh
stuffing my belly button till it stops gushing creamy goodness
August 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
stuffing my belly button till it stops gushing creamy goodness
i was flossing my teeth and a chunk if plaque flew at the mirror
August 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i was flossing my teeth and a chunk if plaque flew at the mirror