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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 4h

ah sheev you should totally listen to more run the jewels; killer mike and el p are like my favorite thing right now youtu.be/BEOximWoFd0?...

Run the Jewels - Lie, Cheat, Steal (Official Video)

YouTube video by Mass Appeal

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 4h

awwwwww you really think jimi would? okay numba two would be youtu.be/q6GyTBVAF4w?...

Run The Jewels - Close Your Eyes And Count To F*ck feat. Zack De La Rocha (from Run The Jewels 2)

YouTube video by RunTheJewels

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 4h

i think people like to think they’re witnessing a “sick dunk” off the cuff when really i think a lot of it is also prepared in advance and they fish a little for the response they need.

but honestly id much rather just hear a bunch of jokes with no crowd interaction

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 4h

you immediately regret sending me as you realize i couldn’t help myself making at least one of them “666 kill chop deluxe”

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LISA: The Joyful OST - 666 Kill Chop Deluxe

YouTube video by Marina Hova & Widdly 2 Diddly

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 6h

i simply refuse to accept i live in a reality where this also exists

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 6h

you made this up right. as a humorous joke

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 6h

polar express

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 13h

poopiter

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 13h

nothing that would be made worse by having gay sex for three more days instead of investigating further

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 13h

is lettuce no longer fun slang for dollar bills or marijuana ):

actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 14h

ah. that familiar feeling

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 14h

im just like that snake eating its own tail: hungry and too stupid to live

actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 14h

yeah i think you want it more than anything; it has become your driving character motivation: a deadly obsession, discussed only in halting punctuation

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 14h

stuck as a baby until you catch up

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 14h

you can’t say stuff like this and stay the favorite follower

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 15h

baaaa

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 1d

i dont watch star trek but i still somehow get the vague shape of this joke well enough to laugh at it

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actually, im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 1d

“i call it ‘trickle down economics’. see, rich folks tend to live in big houses on top of hills! so if we give them all the money, some of it is bound to fall out of their pockets and ‘trickle down’ to the poor people!!”