The rest of us having a nice, peaceful day, where nobody is harmed and the rule of law is gently and judiciously enacted for the protection and well-being of everyone.

Or rainbows and unicorns, yeah, lmao.

Everyday I feel sorrier for The Onion. How do you out-parody these people?

I think this might be a bot or paid agitator tbh. Check the pfp - looks pretty AI generated to me.

Canadians tend to be a reasonable bunch in my experience, and it seems quite odd that there’s suddenly an influx of maple leaves going sTaRT A cIviL wAr pLz.

They didn’t react when Trump called American war dead “suckers” and “losers” either, but your point stands and is well made.

They should not only be calling him out, but actively impeaching and convicting him, and yet there they are, twiddling their fingers and pretending they hear nothing.

The only way it amplifies my cognition is by enraging me so badly I dig through my whole operating system trying to turn it off.

That’s been my running theory, especially because they made “copilot” the hub page.

They even shoved it into Paint.

That image is me, every single day. I see a “breaking news” notification and feel an urge to become a hermit in the antarctic.

Cook it in a pan with bacon! Amazing, very tasty.

If I ever saw a cabbage this color, I would be quite worried. I certainly wouldn’t eat it!

They’re not dumb, they’re very efficient predators.

Also, that whole thing about bald eagles having bad moral character as compared to turkeys was a joke - it’s from a letter he wrote to his daughter complaining that the great seal design looked like a turkey, not an eagle.

Hmm. Every time I’ve called, the staffer on the other end has been perfectly polite.

Exactly. Pure extortion.

Same here xD

He only advocates for in-house when it benefits him somehow. Usually via bribes.

It’s even funnier that it’s an ad for lousier cliffsnotes 💀💀💀

ACA would be the most obvious reason - extending the subsidies was one of the primary reasons for the shutdown in the first place, and because these guys walked, it’s practically guaranteed that those are going away.

They basically rendered this entire thing pointless.

It’s even more not too late if part of the penalty is “destroy all datasets using non-permitted IP and any models trained on them.”

Abbot and Costello monster movies!