Mimosa Joe
@mimosajoe.bsky.social
It’s chaos, be kind. Mostly WrestleStuff (FWF ‘til I’ve got nothing left), also renowned enjoyer of “sad bastard music” and fantasy literature. My goal is to communicate solely through GIFs of The Office on my work Teams chat.
My 45-year-old ass was in a mosh pit tonight. The power of @gullyboysband.bsky.social .
the point is mistakes have been made on a netflix advertisement
Alt: the point is mistakes have been made on a netflix advertisement
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December 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
My 45-year-old ass was in a mosh pit tonight. The power of @gullyboysband.bsky.social .
Made it down to the Varsity Theater for @gullyboysband.bsky.social tonight, and jfc is it C O L D.
Town ain’t the only thing that’s “dinky,” atm.
Town ain’t the only thing that’s “dinky,” atm.
an elderly woman wearing glasses and a yellow sweater has the words it shrinks above her
ALT: an elderly woman wearing glasses and a yellow sweater has the words it shrinks above her
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December 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Made it down to the Varsity Theater for @gullyboysband.bsky.social tonight, and jfc is it C O L D.
Town ain’t the only thing that’s “dinky,” atm.
Town ain’t the only thing that’s “dinky,” atm.
For some unknown reason I decided to put “Ernest Saves Christmas” (a movie I have not scene since its original theatrical run) on the TV for background noise.
Meant in the most complimentary way it can be taken, given the character, Mark Briscoe gives BIG Ernest P. Worrell vibes.
#AEW 🤼
Meant in the most complimentary way it can be taken, given the character, Mark Briscoe gives BIG Ernest P. Worrell vibes.
#AEW 🤼
December 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
For some unknown reason I decided to put “Ernest Saves Christmas” (a movie I have not scene since its original theatrical run) on the TV for background noise.
Meant in the most complimentary way it can be taken, given the character, Mark Briscoe gives BIG Ernest P. Worrell vibes.
#AEW 🤼
Meant in the most complimentary way it can be taken, given the character, Mark Briscoe gives BIG Ernest P. Worrell vibes.
#AEW 🤼
I forgot, until eleven thirty four ante meridiem on December the twelfth of the year two thousand and twenty five that “Weird” Al Yankovic had a parody of “The Safety Dance” titled “The Brady Bunch.”
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I forgot, until eleven thirty four ante meridiem on December the twelfth of the year two thousand and twenty five that “Weird” Al Yankovic had a parody of “The Safety Dance” titled “The Brady Bunch.”
I knew Eddie probably wasn’t gonna win, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be sad that he lost. 😢
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I knew Eddie probably wasn’t gonna win, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be sad that he lost. 😢
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
It is the year two thousand and twenty five, and people are still - STILL - rushing Samoa Joe in the corner…
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
kermit the frog is sitting at a desk with his feet up and using a cell phone .
ALT: kermit the frog is sitting at a desk with his feet up and using a cell phone .
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December 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It is the year two thousand and twenty five, and people are still - STILL - rushing Samoa Joe in the corner…
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
It’s a cold and lonely light
when it’s not for you.
You’ll yearn for the
Sun’s Sweet Shine
All the same
In unending desperation.
when it’s not for you.
You’ll yearn for the
Sun’s Sweet Shine
All the same
In unending desperation.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It’s a cold and lonely light
when it’s not for you.
You’ll yearn for the
Sun’s Sweet Shine
All the same
In unending desperation.
when it’s not for you.
You’ll yearn for the
Sun’s Sweet Shine
All the same
In unending desperation.
I hate stumbling across a game that looks awesome that I want to give someone money for NOW, but you click through and it’s a kickstarter/whatever.
I get the unfortunate necessity of crowd funding, but I get instantly discouraged by “pledge your money now, and you might receive a product by 2032!”
I get the unfortunate necessity of crowd funding, but I get instantly discouraged by “pledge your money now, and you might receive a product by 2032!”
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I hate stumbling across a game that looks awesome that I want to give someone money for NOW, but you click through and it’s a kickstarter/whatever.
I get the unfortunate necessity of crowd funding, but I get instantly discouraged by “pledge your money now, and you might receive a product by 2032!”
I get the unfortunate necessity of crowd funding, but I get instantly discouraged by “pledge your money now, and you might receive a product by 2032!”
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Weird Al
ICP
Michael Bublé
Foo Fighters
Bright Eyes
Weird Al
ICP
Michael Bublé
Foo Fighters
Bright Eyes
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Weird Al
Dethklok
Eluveitie
Our Lady Peace
Backstreet Boys
Weird Al
Dethklok
Eluveitie
Our Lady Peace
Backstreet Boys
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen -
NIN/JA
No Doubt/Bush/Goo Goo Dolls
Machines of Loving Grace
Nick Cave
Bauhaus
NIN/JA
No Doubt/Bush/Goo Goo Dolls
Machines of Loving Grace
Nick Cave
Bauhaus
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Weird Al
ICP
Michael Bublé
Foo Fighters
Bright Eyes
Weird Al
ICP
Michael Bublé
Foo Fighters
Bright Eyes
I got mine a few days ago, and am somehow forcing myself to wait until January 1st to read one entry every day for the entirety of 2026.
this book comes out on Tuesday and I'm proud of it -- I think it's a good read. admittedly, it has fewer pornographic film titles in it than "Devil House" did, but that's a high bar to clear. buy a copy at your local or get it here: thisyearbook.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I got mine a few days ago, and am somehow forcing myself to wait until January 1st to read one entry every day for the entirety of 2026.
Wait…
Mascara DORADA is in the Blue League and NOT the Gold League?
Who made these brackets, Don Callis?!
#AEWDynamite
Mascara DORADA is in the Blue League and NOT the Gold League?
Who made these brackets, Don Callis?!
#AEWDynamite
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Wait…
Mascara DORADA is in the Blue League and NOT the Gold League?
Who made these brackets, Don Callis?!
#AEWDynamite
Mascara DORADA is in the Blue League and NOT the Gold League?
Who made these brackets, Don Callis?!
#AEWDynamite
I’m confused about this year’s Continental Classic. The Continental Championship is unified with the International Championship. So does the winner get the Unified Championship, or do they get the Continental Championship and the International Title comes back as a separate title also?
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m confused about this year’s Continental Classic. The Continental Championship is unified with the International Championship. So does the winner get the Unified Championship, or do they get the Continental Championship and the International Title comes back as a separate title also?
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
@f1rstwrestling.bsky.social f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ fiends
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
@f1rstwrestling.bsky.social f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ fiends
I know the world in general is a dumpster fire right now…but sometimes you see things like a Silent Bob Cosplayer do a dance to the “Fifteen Bucks, Little Man” song with @MW_THEOPERATOR and @MW_Assassins singing, and you realize maybe we’re not on the ABSOLUTELY worst timeline.
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I know the world in general is a dumpster fire right now…but sometimes you see things like a Silent Bob Cosplayer do a dance to the “Fifteen Bucks, Little Man” song with @MW_THEOPERATOR and @MW_Assassins singing, and you realize maybe we’re not on the ABSOLUTELY worst timeline.
Maybe…MAYBE…Blood & Guts is gonna be all 10 guys plus Ricky Steamboat beating the brakes off of WOOing sex pest for 45 minutes, and then everyone goes out for ice cream?
#AEW 🤼
#AEW 🤼
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Maybe…MAYBE…Blood & Guts is gonna be all 10 guys plus Ricky Steamboat beating the brakes off of WOOing sex pest for 45 minutes, and then everyone goes out for ice cream?
#AEW 🤼
#AEW 🤼
When discussing “Dracula,” the novel, in any public speaking engagement, your primary duty, above all, is to NOT call the author “Bram Stroker.”
Welp…
Welp…
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When discussing “Dracula,” the novel, in any public speaking engagement, your primary duty, above all, is to NOT call the author “Bram Stroker.”
Welp…
Welp…
Doctor 1 : So these certainly people get depressed in the Fall and Winter months when there is less daylight.
Doctor 2: Let’s call it “Seasonal Affective Disorder.”
D1: Yeah, sure, that…wait, “SAD?!”
D2: heh…yeah.
D1: You’re a real asshole.
Doctor 2: Let’s call it “Seasonal Affective Disorder.”
D1: Yeah, sure, that…wait, “SAD?!”
D2: heh…yeah.
D1: You’re a real asshole.
November 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Doctor 1 : So these certainly people get depressed in the Fall and Winter months when there is less daylight.
Doctor 2: Let’s call it “Seasonal Affective Disorder.”
D1: Yeah, sure, that…wait, “SAD?!”
D2: heh…yeah.
D1: You’re a real asshole.
Doctor 2: Let’s call it “Seasonal Affective Disorder.”
D1: Yeah, sure, that…wait, “SAD?!”
D2: heh…yeah.
D1: You’re a real asshole.
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I love a champion that I feel proud to support, but also love storytelling. With that in mind, I’m kind of hoping Joe’s actions have caused Hangman to regress to the more vengeful, destructive, and violent version of himself, and he loses the title because of it. He can find himself again further on
The Opps may think they're hunting AEW World Champion @hangmanpage.bsky.social, but the Hangman is hunting THEM!
October 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I love a champion that I feel proud to support, but also love storytelling. With that in mind, I’m kind of hoping Joe’s actions have caused Hangman to regress to the more vengeful, destructive, and violent version of himself, and he loses the title because of it. He can find himself again further on
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This embarrassment of beefy, beany riches turned out to be a fortuitous bit of serendipity, for the least ideal of circumstances.
As a wonderful person said today, “I don’t believe in coincidences.”
As a wonderful person said today, “I don’t believe in coincidences.”
Note to self:
In a household of three people, it is perfectly okay to cut a recipe in half… 😳
In a household of three people, it is perfectly okay to cut a recipe in half… 😳
October 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This embarrassment of beefy, beany riches turned out to be a fortuitous bit of serendipity, for the least ideal of circumstances.
As a wonderful person said today, “I don’t believe in coincidences.”
As a wonderful person said today, “I don’t believe in coincidences.”
Note to self:
In a household of three people, it is perfectly okay to cut a recipe in half… 😳
In a household of three people, it is perfectly okay to cut a recipe in half… 😳
October 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Note to self:
In a household of three people, it is perfectly okay to cut a recipe in half… 😳
In a household of three people, it is perfectly okay to cut a recipe in half… 😳
It seems if a movie reaches a certain level of success, the Obligatory Sequel™️ is inevitable. And it’s often “okay,” but doesn’t quite capture the true spirit of the original.
Y’all, Black Phone 2 is NOT that movie! An amazing follow up that stands alone, but also builds off the first film.
Y’all, Black Phone 2 is NOT that movie! An amazing follow up that stands alone, but also builds off the first film.
October 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It seems if a movie reaches a certain level of success, the Obligatory Sequel™️ is inevitable. And it’s often “okay,” but doesn’t quite capture the true spirit of the original.
Y’all, Black Phone 2 is NOT that movie! An amazing follow up that stands alone, but also builds off the first film.
Y’all, Black Phone 2 is NOT that movie! An amazing follow up that stands alone, but also builds off the first film.
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I’ve never really watched it in any real sense, but now having second-hand endured two and a half episodes…how was “Friends” ever considered peak TV? I realize it was 20-30 years ago but…yeesh.
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I’ve never really watched it in any real sense, but now having second-hand endured two and a half episodes…how was “Friends” ever considered peak TV? I realize it was 20-30 years ago but…yeesh.