You absolutely have to add gravy.

Maybe he thought it was a soccer game.

This is one of my favorite Morphine songs.

Locally, in the Albertson's, if they have it, it's near the sour cream. At the bougie market, it's near the fancy cheese, where the marscapone is.

Also: brother has a bird for them plus is having his step-son-in-law deep fry one.

I come from a long line of turkey gluttons.

That is the most AI looking image Ive seen in a while.

Who has room for a plate in their freezers? Every cubic inch in our 3 freezers are filled with pizza rolls and 3 year old bags of frozen veggies.

My wife and I have custom shirts that say "Bayleaves are Bullshit".

What is a "bluesky type"?

Wife already has 2 kinds of duck breast pastrami, and one of prosciutto, in various stages of curing (or is it 2 prosciutto and one pastrami?), the leg quarters becoming confit.

This is gonna be a tasty (and busy) 6 weeks.

Dood. Amazing lift on those.

Man, warm ginger cake with hot lemon curd poured over is an S tier dessert.

Rainier is such a great park, I wish particularly love the Sunrise area.

Washington Pass?

It seems like a valid family picture of Colonel Archibald Percival “Wigglebutt” Philpott-Haweththorne “Beef” Wellington “Tre” III, Esq.