I love you, turkey, pepperoni, and salami sandwich. With mayo n' mustard lettuce sprinkled, pickles adorned, and a touch of deli dressing. You keep my belly full and my hands busy.

I like to listen to shitty audiobooks about isekai aussies while making you.

I remember as a kid I'd imagine Sonic running along with my car when we went on road trips, with the release of the Sonic movies and hearing kids go crazy in the theater, they gotta be doing that too. Its a sweet feeling.

I remember my Sonic image boosting through cars but I digress

Ive been staying up a lot lately. Its ok because I do not work the next day I suppose, but waking up early id very satisfying. Sure I start the day early but I also get to see the sky resemble a mango/grape popsicle, melting via blowtorch

I do not care for why I need to take a dump, I hate doing it, whoever designed us had a sense of humor at our expense.

For all the tragedies of humanity, we've all taken a powerful colon shattering shit at one point. Even Mark Hamill, and I like that guy.

Sometimes if I have unwanted thoughts I put thoughts of eating my own arm, it works because id taste bad and Id like to keep both arms

OC Illustration

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I will be posting artwork and other things on this account, as this personal account is restricted to my unsupervised thoughts and random reposts

Just saw some friends follow me on here
hi

hi

I am not a big fan of mosquitos, they bite me up and don't even ask to

Maybe if they asked me via telepathy, I'd be less miffed about them taking my blood. Instead they treat me like a blood bucket because I didn't notice the hole in my window

Oh shit we got videos now? awesome

I gotta remember to be here more
The bird sites been so overwhelming ! !!

Happiness lies in the booty