No worries 👍

Here you go, hope it helps www.facebook.com/share/p/15NZ...

I think some of the lads on the Boro Facebook group know him, pretty sure I saw an image of him signing someone's ZDS final shirt not too long ago

Humpen-Gleichgewicht

His crotch looks like Ponda Baba peeking through some black curtains

Ooooh so close

Mais oui... but of course

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Next up is Stanley Pierce, a marauding English fullback, known for his silky first touch and a propensity to cut in from the left whenever he gets forward. Stan started his career at Macclesfield Town, making well over 200 league appearances, before later joining Sheffield United.

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#LowTarMatthaus - Next up is Portuguese winger Filipe Luque... or Luque No.7 as he's known to his teammates. Described as a bit of a 'hit-and-hope' merchant by opposition defences and managers, his cross-come-shot speculative efforts have made him top scorer for his club for the last 5 seasons.

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#LowTarMatthaus - First name on the team sheet is Darko Pakov, my preference is for each player to have a little back story tbh. I reckon our man here is a tough tackling Macedonian Enforcer who has no time for modern training methods or conditioning.

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Absolutely nailed on, what do you reckon... gold for home kit, silver for away?

A Bald Regal sounds straight out of the Urban Dictionary

Hey John, loving the packet choice, i'm intentionally trying to keep the players fictitious though. I'm building up a backlog of suggestions, so those No.6's are certainly in there 👍

Pedantry never rests on social media, I was once 'pulled up' on the fact I'd used the incorrect style / year of boot on a player

Strong work 💪

It's a solid 9 on the mamamiaometer, how many layers are we actually talking here, I'm counting 8?