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Mini Mo Jake
@minimojake.bsky.social
They/Them. Wiggletoob, hydration station, and little piddle pants of your most otter.
Mine comes with a theme song!

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Cartoon Network Groovies (Gorilla 4 Sale)
YouTube video by PeppardB's VHS Rewind
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November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Just submitted for two! Though not sure how to add refs through the form on mobile. My telegram is on the form where I’d be happy to iron out the details.
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Now you’re cooking with skill!

Here’s hoping you pull a sauce out of your arse that absolutely blows your mind next.
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The same thing happens with juicy beets and your pee being pink/red.

Just in case you wanna go full chaotic evil on someone you trust.
October 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
And thus the reason I have a box full of unused catheters.

I’m sorry you’re hurting little dude, but it’s all to make you better. Get well soon.
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My pants may be plastic, but it’s how I like my music as well.

When’s the vinyl release? :3
October 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This is me and the fun legally-not-gameboy community. I have SO MANY legally not game boys on the shelf that are the highest performing stocks in my portfolio.

Though that being said, everyone is getting not-gameboys this holidays!
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Oh heck!

Next we’re gonna learn that you brush your teeth without wetting the toothbrush before and/or after putting paste on the brush.

If that’s the case, we gotta go buy you a cool leather jacket.
September 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM