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Imagine having to shit in the dark because you ate cheese
January 20, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Imagine having to shit in the dark because you ate cheese
Update! I posted the 9V and she got mad
January 20, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Update! I posted the 9V and she got mad
Just got canceled because I put the wrong candle on and the vibes were not it
January 20, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Just got canceled because I put the wrong candle on and the vibes were not it
Let’s turn California into a monarchy, I wanna be a prince 👑
January 19, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Let’s turn California into a monarchy, I wanna be a prince 👑
The urge to post a pic of a 9V battery in this girls comments section when I heard that damn smoke alarm beep was HIGH
January 19, 2026 at 11:22 AM
The urge to post a pic of a 9V battery in this girls comments section when I heard that damn smoke alarm beep was HIGH
All imma say is we didn’t need AI for Shrek is love Shrek is life
January 19, 2026 at 9:36 AM
All imma say is we didn’t need AI for Shrek is love Shrek is life
Here’s an idea, answer my fucking text so I can be the one ghosting you
January 19, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Here’s an idea, answer my fucking text so I can be the one ghosting you
Who wants to watch bob l’eponge with me?
January 19, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Who wants to watch bob l’eponge with me?
just got flashbacks to the day I fell out of the shower because of a spider
January 18, 2026 at 4:14 AM
just got flashbacks to the day I fell out of the shower because of a spider
To whoever gave me this fucking flu, I will find you 😭
January 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
To whoever gave me this fucking flu, I will find you 😭
Ngl Nicolas Cage really does look like the 2000 Ford F150
December 31, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Ngl Nicolas Cage really does look like the 2000 Ford F150
Remy would kick stuarts ass
December 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Remy would kick stuarts ass
Why tf is everyone mad at Tony 😭
December 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Why tf is everyone mad at Tony 😭
You’ve got a small dick until you prove me wrong 👀
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You’ve got a small dick until you prove me wrong 👀
My ass has its own gravitational pull
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My ass has its own gravitational pull
I would be TERRIFIED if I had to fight the cat in the hat
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I would be TERRIFIED if I had to fight the cat in the hat
The elimination of Leshawna was traumatic
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
The elimination of Leshawna was traumatic
I don’t know much about Pluto but I just feel bad for it
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I don’t know much about Pluto but I just feel bad for it
Holly shit Mario kart on a keyboard is kinda hard 💀
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Holly shit Mario kart on a keyboard is kinda hard 💀
“Captain this planet appears to be inhabited. Were receiving a radio signal.”
“Put it though.”
“You’re from the 70s but I’m a 90s bitch”
“I don’t care”
“I love it”
“I don’t care”
“Put it though.”
“You’re from the 70s but I’m a 90s bitch”
“I don’t care”
“I love it”
“I don’t care”
October 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“Captain this planet appears to be inhabited. Were receiving a radio signal.”
“Put it though.”
“You’re from the 70s but I’m a 90s bitch”
“I don’t care”
“I love it”
“I don’t care”
“Put it though.”
“You’re from the 70s but I’m a 90s bitch”
“I don’t care”
“I love it”
“I don’t care”
What if some like alien ship is passing by Earth and they pick up our radio waves, but when they listen in, it’s just Sugar by Maroon 5?
October 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What if some like alien ship is passing by Earth and they pick up our radio waves, but when they listen in, it’s just Sugar by Maroon 5?
I just smelled a smell that smelled like a smell I smelled as a kid
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I just smelled a smell that smelled like a smell I smelled as a kid
Why can’t he fuck like a Toyota and love like a Subaru 😔
October 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Why can’t he fuck like a Toyota and love like a Subaru 😔