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Inflation is baaaack! Thank you frump!!!

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Alien muskrat just gave the Nazi salute during his speech. Very intentional and obvious. Good luck to America 🙄

I’ve lived in Southern California for more than 40 years and I’ve never experienced winds as fast and high and ruinous as last night’s! 60+ nauts, fires that burned through places I grew up frequenting (RIP self-realization temple, reel inn, feed bin, cholada etc). Super scary 😔

Fuck Time magazine.

I wonder if there would have been such an extensive manhunt for someone who had killed a homeless man on the streets of NYC…

Finally some good news in my inbox! #AssadOut #freeSyria #IranNext #KhameneiNext

A friend was telling me that her housekeeper, a Mexican native, voted for tRump. When asked why she said they told them in church and also on the Christian radio that if he won he would give them $1M 😒 Irony is: the ppl that fled their birthplace for democracy may help turn it into a dictatorship.

Do I laugh or cry?!?!😭😂 😭 😭

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Stay healthy friends! I love this image because it embodies all that it takes: sleep well, eat well, exercise, keep your blood sugar, cholesterol, blood pressure and weight at normal levels, and don’t smoke!