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Nobody does!
February 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Ooo nice
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Mine isn't raining rain today, but it is raining idiots.

Metaphorically, I mean, not literally, that would be horrific even though they are idiots
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 PM
You can just ask me to turn it down jeez
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 PM
And another one, this is a different squirrel, you can tell because its ears are less tattered and also it doesn't know how to get up to the bird feeder so it just sits and taunts the cats
January 31, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Sorry to hear that mate, fuck cancer indeed
January 29, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Yeah, it sounds better than this in real life, but like many things in their late-40s it does make some odd noises when forced to move
January 28, 2026 at 9:23 AM
John Peel voice: that was Mouse Glue with No Quality There Is No Tomorrow, out on Mocosity Strong Records, they're on at the Hope & Anchor on Tuesday supporting Aoshineng and Environment Protection, oops apparently I played that at 45 sorry, next up the new one by The Fall
January 27, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Oh shit, not good. I use a ton of NI stuff.
January 27, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Been stuck in my head all week, a rare positive earworm
January 20, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Finally caved a few years back and got insurance for idiot no. 1, who has form for being expensive. He cracked a tooth so took him in, still cost us £££ because apparently pet insurance "doesn't cover dental" duh. Total scam, it's not like you can brush a normal cat's teeth come off it
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 PM
4+ minutes of How Not To Do It right there, highly educational
January 19, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Can't wait for Swimming Pool Fingers and Merlot Merlot to get a release
January 19, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Also now up on SC. It's a bit crunchy, but it was live, I'd had half a bottle of red, and had spent half an hour figuring out how best to record the thing so didn't want to re-do it. Still quite pleased with how it came out though
Empty House Acid
TD3MO, MicroFreak and Push 3 Standalone, slightly hot oops
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January 18, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Fantastic, what a brilliant idea
January 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Oooo that *is* lovely
January 18, 2026 at 3:06 PM
That's the spirit! The secret of being good at something is to start off by sucking at it etc etc
January 18, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Yeah just keep doing that.

Also the secret of making ok music is making loads and loads of shit music, keep at it and try to finish things even if you're not happy with them (if you're like me you will never be happy with them but you start to hate them less)
January 18, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Nice!
January 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM