Clayto
@minty-hippo.bsky.social
Heart of a trash can. Soul of a poet. Body of an Old Man
He/Him
He/Him
That bike is sick as hell
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
That bike is sick as hell
God I love this scene so freaking much
January 25, 2026 at 12:20 PM
God I love this scene so freaking much
One of my favorite moments of all time
January 25, 2026 at 12:19 PM
One of my favorite moments of all time
Si vis pacem, para bellini
January 24, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Si vis pacem, para bellini
Oh I tried telling him that on one of the multiple branches he created off my single reply, oddly the only branch he's been bothering to pay attention to is this one where I've somehow victimized him by asking what point he was trying make
January 13, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Oh I tried telling him that on one of the multiple branches he created off my single reply, oddly the only branch he's been bothering to pay attention to is this one where I've somehow victimized him by asking what point he was trying make
Okay uh... Sorry for not having your medical records handy?
January 13, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Okay uh... Sorry for not having your medical records handy?
Absolutely, like New Orleans has one of the biggest queer scenes in the whole country
January 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Absolutely, like New Orleans has one of the biggest queer scenes in the whole country
Buddy all I did was ask what your point was
January 13, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Buddy all I did was ask what your point was
Yeah and I explained that the post you were replying to was a misrepresentation of the intent behind Emily's posts. No one ever said you didn't have a rude coworker
January 13, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Yeah and I explained that the post you were replying to was a misrepresentation of the intent behind Emily's posts. No one ever said you didn't have a rude coworker
That was never the point of their posts, only to prove that that one specific guy was lying
January 13, 2026 at 10:56 AM
That was never the point of their posts, only to prove that that one specific guy was lying
And despite being the capitol of a state like Utah, SLC is actually a pretty queer-friendly city. There are some pretty drastic political and social differences between Salt Lake County and Utah County
January 13, 2026 at 10:33 AM
And despite being the capitol of a state like Utah, SLC is actually a pretty queer-friendly city. There are some pretty drastic political and social differences between Salt Lake County and Utah County
Just did this mission a couple of days ago, it's the hardest I've ever felt for the guy.
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Just did this mission a couple of days ago, it's the hardest I've ever felt for the guy.
Okay and what's your point
January 13, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Okay and what's your point
It's canon!
a group of cars from the movie cars with the words we 're like your biggest fans on the bottom
Alt: A gif showing a clip from the movie Cars where two female cars tell Lightning they're his biggest fans, followed by flashing their "headlights" at him.
Lightning responds by saying "I love bein' me..."
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 AM
It's canon!
The headlights of course. They even make a joke about it in the beginning of the first movie
January 11, 2026 at 4:12 AM
The headlights of course. They even make a joke about it in the beginning of the first movie
At first I was like "really? That would be corny as hell" but upon closer inspection I believe you are 100% correct
January 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
At first I was like "really? That would be corny as hell" but upon closer inspection I believe you are 100% correct
Idk why but this is so hilarious to me
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Idk why but this is so hilarious to me
I'm in love with EVERY boy!
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I'm in love with EVERY boy!
What's even better is that they train you to understand different meows, at least mine has. Like he does different meows depending on whether he's trying to say "I'm hungry," "where are you," "pet me," etc.
December 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
What's even better is that they train you to understand different meows, at least mine has. Like he does different meows depending on whether he's trying to say "I'm hungry," "where are you," "pet me," etc.
I have never wanted to beat anyone up as much as I want to beat up these two chodes
December 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I have never wanted to beat anyone up as much as I want to beat up these two chodes
Absolutely. If you're an artist this is great to hear. If you work in tech, it's a sign to start looking for another job
December 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Absolutely. If you're an artist this is great to hear. If you work in tech, it's a sign to start looking for another job
"Move fast and break things!" 🙃🙃
December 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
"Move fast and break things!" 🙃🙃
Lol I don't think so, but now I want it to be
December 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Lol I don't think so, but now I want it to be
Timothée Chalamet trying to become an international ping pong champion
December 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Timothée Chalamet trying to become an international ping pong champion