Randall Flagg is President
miraclepill.bsky.social
Randall Flagg is President
@miraclepill.bsky.social
Formerly a proud American. Now opposed to a racist, fascist regime.
The Democratic Party stands firmly on the side of inaction, and they lead by example.
December 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Jackson (bad guy, legit wounded a lot)
Probably Teddy.
And let’s not forget George W with that pretzel.
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Boooooooooooo
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh man. I hated the guy and I STILLwent “aaaaaaaaaaahhh” like Peter Griffin nursing a shin injury.
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Freaked is AWESOME!
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Place your bets!

Mine’s on “learned nothing”.
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Jeffries and Schumer are like fighters who take a dive, then say they wouldn’t have won anyway.
As long as they stay in leadership, democracy is hosed.
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
He does REALLY well with that demographic. Weird.
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Good luck to the girl!
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This is super clever, I like it.
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Disagree!!
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sure Tomi. For the record, that beats:
The Emancipation Proclamation
Winning World War II
The Interstate Highway Act
National Parks
And
Establishing the goddamn presidency in the first place.

Hey, wanna rank the BAD stuff presidents did?
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Daffy’s biggest mistake was thinking it would always be Wabbit Season.
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM