Think of Cardi B, that’s how I live my life if I need it if I want it, I get it. It’s mine!!!!!!!!!

If you think Santa Claus is the judge… you better bake some more fucking cookies

Each page needs some words, but it also needs color so this is what I’m doing this is what you do when you need to color and you can’t find what you want

Have you believe in Santa you need to learn about Krampus because that’s the reality

Our two boxes came today from TOVALA it actually took two boxes they’re smaller than the one large box and of course UPS did not deliver it to the right door because they’re stupid but we’re doing the best. We can hear folks too small boxes are better than one big giant one.

OK, one of them is $60. The other is 20 both is a good deal cause it’s made out of wood. I’m totally upscaling all my games now if I can find it in a wood version it’s happening. We also already have Harry Potter chess so we can do this now. Yes official Harry Potter. Chess pieces.

They also have a wooden Codebreaker game and a wooden sudoku and I want both of them motherfuckers. They’re only like $20 apiece and there’s a wooden game set up thing is super nice.

Do you have your own little bathroom? There had a heated seat and a hot water option a cold water option a vibrating seat almost an orgasm, and I am not playing at all. I felt actually violated when I left there

OF COURSE THEY WANT ALL OF YOUR PUSSY SAP AT BROS SO I GIVE YOU A BID DATE ALL OF THE WOMEN’S BATHROOM. THINGS WAS A SEPARATE LITTLE CLOSET WITH YOUR OWN BIDET.

When you can find exactly what you’re looking for from the website that you’ve used before and it is not one that everyone else uses SATAN.

That was the only bidet I ever experienced and I said I’m getting one for Christmas and guess who fucking has that for sale along with a Stratocaster finger Stratocaster? Thank you. BeSpoke post.

When you can buy a bidet along with the crap taxidermy book, plus I mean that’s just ideal to put it in the bathroom you know what I’m saying and some backflow in cones and ash and fur. It is all fun from here folks it’s all fun yes one of the truck stops had a motherfucking bidet. I said hold up 🆙

Bidet* whether it was bad or not it’s not a question if you’ve ever had the bidet when you were on a road trip you will say hell yes to that and I’m getting one for Christmas and I am!!!!!!!!!

And I have every single POSCA except barley beige, and I’m OK with that

I want the actual watercolor palette that I have seen so many artist used this whole year that I’ve been watching YouTube. I do not want what looks like a candelabra on a log.