Thinking about how I would purposefully misspell words when I was in middle school because that’s what the cool kids did.

Crying because I forgot how my dad and I’s secret handshake goes.

Waking up from my Aldi brand Benadryl induced coma to shove sourdough bread in my face, chug 30oz. of water and pass back out like this

Ethan and I have no self control so every weekend up until Xmas we’re exchanging a gift.

Lubriderm changed their daily moisture lotion and I’m FUMING.

I want to feed the crows but I think I’d need to buy hundreds of eggs. Or a whole pallet of nuts.

My landlord thought fucking with the hundreds of crows would be a good idea.

I love exploring the Snapchat map. I just watched a person make gluten free pasta in Taloyoak Nunavut Canada.

Sorry I’m late. I thought lemon8 was going to be something.