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!! 1850$ for Jay Sherman cosplay! inflation is out of control
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This made me realize a lot of rich people are just beggars with money
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
And the number 1 new initiative from RFK jr. and the MAHA agenda is...

whatever it takes to distract from those pesky Epstein files!
October 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
#2. Let the worms live in your brain, it can only good happen!
October 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
#3 Public swimming pools to filled with sewage and ooze too strengthen Americas resistance to vaccines
October 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
#4 Med Beds for every American! (Med beds are beds filled with healing worms!)
October 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
#5. White house pet announced as dirt field filled with worms
October 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
#6. Worms moved up to protected species list
October 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
#7. Road kill to be reclassified as gourmet kill
October 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
#8. All food and drugs must have ingredients that are pronounceable by the president. Most food and drugs will now begin to be made out of McDonalds
October 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
#9. Dentists now able to practice blood letting again
October 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
And the #1 reason Pete Hegseth is calling an emergency meeting of top military brass is .....

A distraction from those pesky Epstein files..
September 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
#2. New parade planning for Trumps next birthday
September 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
#3. ChatGPT said it was a good idea.
September 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
#4. Coordinating a massive strike on Americas number one new enemy Canada
September 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
#5. Circling back to check in on how everyone is liking the new "Department of war" name
September 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
#6. Top officials needed to be briefed on "Warrior Ethos" Pete Hegseth's new after shave.
September 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
#7. Bare Chested Wrestling!
September 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
#8. Hegseth plans to bigly bring back the Harlem shake meme
September 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
#9. Top military leaders all in one room makes it easier to see ones that are too dark and/or female
September 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
And the Number 1 reason Trump is placing 50% tariffs on Ikea is...distracting from those pesky Epstein files
September 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
#2. They refuse to address the scandal of low water pressure in Trumps shower.
September 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM