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Miriam Mariner
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Miriam Mariner is the pen name of "professional" writer who was asked to write a silly erotica story and ended up creating an entire alternate universe series. St. Nicholas vs the Mob is now available on Amazon!
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This adorable tortoise baby has access to far more fresh fruit than the hundreds of thousands of children who lost SNAP benefits this year. Fuck DOGE. Fuck Elon Musk. Fuck Trump. And as always, Fuck ICE.
A very small baby tortoise standing on pavement is opening its mouth as wide as it can to take a bite out of a strawberry that is roughly the same size. The strawberry is laying on one side and is a vibrant red to contrast with the blurry greenery in the background.
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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This baby elephant faces some challenges in life but none of them involve being subject to extrajudicial kidnapping that separates him from his mother and lands him in a prison camp in Texas. Fuck ICE. #fuckice
A baby elephant is standing alone in a grassy area with his trunk raised.
February 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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I'm proud to announce that my first book with Mare Scribens Press is now available for purchase! It's utterly ridiculous and I am ridiculously proud of it. Please check it out. #Booksky

More to come. www.amazon.com/St-Nicholas-...
A large ring that has a snow globe instead of a gem is the focus of this book cover. Inside of the snow globe are silhouette images of a stripper at a pole, a revolver, an iPhone, a gingerbread man, and a cat carrying a serving tray. The background is a greenish yellow color and written across the book is the title: St. Nicholas vs The Mob Book One in the AnnoVerse. The author’s name at the bottom inside of the ring is Miriam Mariner.
February 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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Here's a mother capybara and her cub. Despite being brown in hue, ICE has yet to rip this South American pup from its mother and despite being a child it has yet to develop measles.

FUCK ICE. FUCK RFK JR. FUCK JAY BHATTACHARYA.
A large light brown capybara is grazing in green grass with a light brown capybara pup by her side.
February 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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My St. Nick book is almost ready for prime time! A minor cover issue needs to be dealt with and it will be online this week. The AnnoVerse series are set at the holidays ubiquitous to the characters but should not be seen as “holiday” books. Making the mythic ridiculous is my specialty. #booksky
A large ring that has a snow globe instead of a gem is the focus of this book cover. Inside of the snow globe are silhouette images of a stripper at a pole, a revolver, an iPhone, a gingerbread man, and a cat carrying a serving tray. The background is a greenish yellow color and written across the book is the title: St. Nicholas vs The Mob Book One in the AnnoVerse. The author’s name at the bottom inside of the ring is Miriam Mariner.
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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Here's a cute mama groundhog with three of her babies on her back. Fuck ICE (and also Trump, Stephen Miller and that wiener who says he's the VP).
A female groundhog is sitting on a log with three of her babies on her back. The background is green grass.
February 2, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Here's an adorable hedgehog. Fuck ICE.
An adorable hedgehog is lying on his back in a wool blanket. His tummy is furry, his front paws are curled up, and he is wearing cute blue and white socks on his back feet.
February 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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It feels trivial to promote a silly book series that sprang forth when I tried to write erotica on a dare. But here I am. When the dark days end, I want the wicked among us to know that even with their boots on our necks, they never infected our minds. Express joy and keep a whistle in your pocket.
January 25, 2026 at 1:09 AM