Housemate stole my tuppaware from washing up rack few weeks ago, found it today in her cupboard
Do I brazenly steal it back or wait 😂
Do I brazenly steal it back or wait 😂
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Housemate stole my tuppaware from washing up rack few weeks ago, found it today in her cupboard
Do I brazenly steal it back or wait 😂
Do I brazenly steal it back or wait 😂
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
Let me tell you that getting a filling done with no anaesthetic (in my case 2 fillings) is 10x worse than tattoo pain. Oh my god I thought I was gonna pass out. Never again
February 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Let me tell you that getting a filling done with no anaesthetic (in my case 2 fillings) is 10x worse than tattoo pain. Oh my god I thought I was gonna pass out. Never again
What an absolute crock of bullshit. I'm gonna have to be forced to just accept this too because I need Insta for my job 🙃
January 27, 2026 at 6:12 PM
What an absolute crock of bullshit. I'm gonna have to be forced to just accept this too because I need Insta for my job 🙃
Too chunky for size 32 waist but not chunky enough for size 34. Oh I do love being in between sizes...
January 22, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Too chunky for size 32 waist but not chunky enough for size 34. Oh I do love being in between sizes...
Yes this is somewhat petty but I can't wait to pack up my kettle and take it with me when I move out. Was happy to share it whilst I'm here but low-key excited for the slightly rude housemate to realise they have to go back to using the grim limescaled kettle or buy their own lmao
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Yes this is somewhat petty but I can't wait to pack up my kettle and take it with me when I move out. Was happy to share it whilst I'm here but low-key excited for the slightly rude housemate to realise they have to go back to using the grim limescaled kettle or buy their own lmao
Lol I just should not be allowed out in public. My 'tism has really shone through in every horrible situation this week and I'd just like to sleep in comfy bed for a good long while pls
January 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Lol I just should not be allowed out in public. My 'tism has really shone through in every horrible situation this week and I'd just like to sleep in comfy bed for a good long while pls
I'm not normally so dark, however I am completely here for what looks to be EVERYONE absolutely rejoicing in the death of Ian Watkins.
You really do have to be the sickest of fucks for the entire planet to literally celebrate your death. May you never rest in peace
You really do have to be the sickest of fucks for the entire planet to literally celebrate your death. May you never rest in peace
October 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I'm not normally so dark, however I am completely here for what looks to be EVERYONE absolutely rejoicing in the death of Ian Watkins.
You really do have to be the sickest of fucks for the entire planet to literally celebrate your death. May you never rest in peace
You really do have to be the sickest of fucks for the entire planet to literally celebrate your death. May you never rest in peace
Not heard a fox in a while and honestly I forgot how freaky they sound and feel like I'm in a horror movie rn 🙂
August 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Not heard a fox in a while and honestly I forgot how freaky they sound and feel like I'm in a horror movie rn 🙂
Finally updated my old phone and transferred data across
Turns out I still had a load of screenshots saved from gross interactions with men
Genuinely had forgotten or blocked out majority from my memory. Mental how many there are lol
Turns out I still had a load of screenshots saved from gross interactions with men
Genuinely had forgotten or blocked out majority from my memory. Mental how many there are lol
July 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Finally updated my old phone and transferred data across
Turns out I still had a load of screenshots saved from gross interactions with men
Genuinely had forgotten or blocked out majority from my memory. Mental how many there are lol
Turns out I still had a load of screenshots saved from gross interactions with men
Genuinely had forgotten or blocked out majority from my memory. Mental how many there are lol
Ay work today someone who seemingly also is a landlord complained about how one of their tenants is moving out and the next one isn't moving in until a month later, so they're low on cash...
April 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Ay work today someone who seemingly also is a landlord complained about how one of their tenants is moving out and the next one isn't moving in until a month later, so they're low on cash...
Absolutely epic films only getting 2-3 week cinema time whilst mainstream films getting 2+ months is absolutely insane. Death of a Unicorn blew my mind, thankfully I got to see it but it's already on its way out now at Odeon 🥲
April 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Absolutely epic films only getting 2-3 week cinema time whilst mainstream films getting 2+ months is absolutely insane. Death of a Unicorn blew my mind, thankfully I got to see it but it's already on its way out now at Odeon 🥲
It has been an incredibly rough day at work today. Tears level of rough
Just been to my local Asian supermarket and got 2 bottles of soju and some teriyaki crisps
Lady behind the till says 'getting in the Friday mood huh'
Just been to my local Asian supermarket and got 2 bottles of soju and some teriyaki crisps
Lady behind the till says 'getting in the Friday mood huh'
April 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It has been an incredibly rough day at work today. Tears level of rough
Just been to my local Asian supermarket and got 2 bottles of soju and some teriyaki crisps
Lady behind the till says 'getting in the Friday mood huh'
Just been to my local Asian supermarket and got 2 bottles of soju and some teriyaki crisps
Lady behind the till says 'getting in the Friday mood huh'
You know your company doesn't value you when you see internships that pay the London living wage and your full time job (in London) doesn't
April 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You know your company doesn't value you when you see internships that pay the London living wage and your full time job (in London) doesn't
A photographer getting behind the trend of the AI funko pop thing is just downright dumb and depressing
Literally titled 'the AI photographer' like bro you're just doing us and yourself dirty.
Literally titled 'the AI photographer' like bro you're just doing us and yourself dirty.
April 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
A photographer getting behind the trend of the AI funko pop thing is just downright dumb and depressing
Literally titled 'the AI photographer' like bro you're just doing us and yourself dirty.
Literally titled 'the AI photographer' like bro you're just doing us and yourself dirty.
I had a dream I was in Japan and woke up back in the UK. Now that is just mean
March 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I had a dream I was in Japan and woke up back in the UK. Now that is just mean
It's saying a lot that retail is looking more inviting than my current admin/receptionist job...I have come full circle
March 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's saying a lot that retail is looking more inviting than my current admin/receptionist job...I have come full circle
Realising how sad I actually am about Michelle Trachtenberg's passing...RIP queen. I need to do a Buffy re-watch again soon
February 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Realising how sad I actually am about Michelle Trachtenberg's passing...RIP queen. I need to do a Buffy re-watch again soon
How do people have energy to do anything but work and doom scrolling? I am completely zapped everyday
February 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
How do people have energy to do anything but work and doom scrolling? I am completely zapped everyday
If u would like to know how the first day of my week is going...its 18.21. I got home from work less than 15 mins ago and have already seen off more than half a bottle of soju...tempted to buy another given I live opposite sainsburys ohhhh
Tl;dr my job sucks but especially when someone is on A/L
Tl;dr my job sucks but especially when someone is on A/L
February 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If u would like to know how the first day of my week is going...its 18.21. I got home from work less than 15 mins ago and have already seen off more than half a bottle of soju...tempted to buy another given I live opposite sainsburys ohhhh
Tl;dr my job sucks but especially when someone is on A/L
Tl;dr my job sucks but especially when someone is on A/L
So basically, my work is absolutely fucked if I needed to be off sick any day next week. I despise working at a company where they allow that to be a situation
February 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
So basically, my work is absolutely fucked if I needed to be off sick any day next week. I despise working at a company where they allow that to be a situation
Cleaner binned the ant trap I set in the kitchen literally just yesterday like ffs
January 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Cleaner binned the ant trap I set in the kitchen literally just yesterday like ffs
Using chocolate drops to melt into milk to make hot chocolate is so much better than powder 😌
January 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Using chocolate drops to melt into milk to make hot chocolate is so much better than powder 😌
Forgot how much I enjoy cooking tbf
January 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Forgot how much I enjoy cooking tbf
My wishlist for jobs is so low rn that even just 'somewhere with a HR team' would be amazing.
January 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My wishlist for jobs is so low rn that even just 'somewhere with a HR team' would be amazing.