mirpoix
@mirpoix.bsky.social
I don't even know dude. I just work here
Forgot it was Valentine's Day I didn't study
February 14, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Forgot it was Valentine's Day I didn't study
Made cookies that turned out wrong and crumbly but they taste fine
February 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Made cookies that turned out wrong and crumbly but they taste fine
Look at the texture of this, it's like when you put a teddy bear in the dryer and it's ruined forever. This shit wants to be a Sherpa liner but it's not really soft, the best way to describe it is offensive I hate touching it
February 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Look at the texture of this, it's like when you put a teddy bear in the dryer and it's ruined forever. This shit wants to be a Sherpa liner but it's not really soft, the best way to describe it is offensive I hate touching it
I work at a certain modular furniture store, it's kinda wild how every week there it kinda feels like the company is going to go under but they're still trying to convince shareholders it's not poisonous. Like idk man it's a good couch but it feels like you hate the custos
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I work at a certain modular furniture store, it's kinda wild how every week there it kinda feels like the company is going to go under but they're still trying to convince shareholders it's not poisonous. Like idk man it's a good couch but it feels like you hate the custos
Damn out here with sore breasts these bitches haven't even come in yet
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Damn out here with sore breasts these bitches haven't even come in yet
Its comfortable when things stay the same, I didn't wanna spend money anyway
One of my old coworkers and I have been trying to hang out for like 6 months, but both of us aren't trying very hard and keep flaking. It's like I still work with him
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Its comfortable when things stay the same, I didn't wanna spend money anyway
sometimes you just gotta get stoned and walk an NPC route in your house
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
sometimes you just gotta get stoned and walk an NPC route in your house
One of my old coworkers and I have been trying to hang out for like 6 months, but both of us aren't trying very hard and keep flaking. It's like I still work with him
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
One of my old coworkers and I have been trying to hang out for like 6 months, but both of us aren't trying very hard and keep flaking. It's like I still work with him
I think the only thing keeping em from getting a cat isn't the cost of keeping it alive but just the fact that I gotta prepare to have things not get knocked over. I don't have a lot of fragile stuff but those bastards sure get into everything
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I think the only thing keeping em from getting a cat isn't the cost of keeping it alive but just the fact that I gotta prepare to have things not get knocked over. I don't have a lot of fragile stuff but those bastards sure get into everything
It's cool that my job is easy but it sucks that I need more money. that isn't how this should work if we're being honest
February 8, 2026 at 4:38 AM
It's cool that my job is easy but it sucks that I need more money. that isn't how this should work if we're being honest
I don't know if I'll ever be as cool or interesting as I want to be. I guess that's not something for me to gauge though
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I don't know if I'll ever be as cool or interesting as I want to be. I guess that's not something for me to gauge though
Oooh we're in the awkward phase of growing my hair out I gotta dig deep
February 7, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Oooh we're in the awkward phase of growing my hair out I gotta dig deep
Doing math to help a pretty woman get the couch she wants because I believe in women's rights to have a white couch that will genuinely get so dirty
February 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Doing math to help a pretty woman get the couch she wants because I believe in women's rights to have a white couch that will genuinely get so dirty
I wonder if I got off antidepressants if I would want to bake again. Baking kind of bummed me out because it's an effort pit that never really feels like it pays off
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I wonder if I got off antidepressants if I would want to bake again. Baking kind of bummed me out because it's an effort pit that never really feels like it pays off
Let's see.. today I made freezer burritos, went for a lil hot girl walk, did a bit of coursework. Kind of a nice faux Sunday for me
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Let's see.. today I made freezer burritos, went for a lil hot girl walk, did a bit of coursework. Kind of a nice faux Sunday for me
Had a nice impromptu conversation with an old coworker and might have made plans to go bowling. We both flake out on everything so we'll see if that's even true
February 6, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Had a nice impromptu conversation with an old coworker and might have made plans to go bowling. We both flake out on everything so we'll see if that's even true
My old workplace I left on not great terms with used a picture of me working an event for them. Lame. guess I'll post a petty comment on it
February 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
My old workplace I left on not great terms with used a picture of me working an event for them. Lame. guess I'll post a petty comment on it
I've got two days off I think I'm gonna buy a pork shoulder, roast it off and shred it to make freezer burritos. Rice beans meat, then I can have a side or condiment that changes it enough to keep it interesting
February 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I've got two days off I think I'm gonna buy a pork shoulder, roast it off and shred it to make freezer burritos. Rice beans meat, then I can have a side or condiment that changes it enough to keep it interesting
It's nice to get out of work, hit the pen and paint your nails. I'm not even that good at doing my nails but I do kinda like hopeless skills that the task is really easy to fuck up.
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 AM
It's nice to get out of work, hit the pen and paint your nails. I'm not even that good at doing my nails but I do kinda like hopeless skills that the task is really easy to fuck up.
I wanna go get the action of going and buying stuff but I don't want to spend any money. Just go to an enrichment zone where I pick up shiny tchotchkes and take them through a threshold and then set em down like ok thank you.
I might be describing shoplifting kinda
I might be describing shoplifting kinda
February 2, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I wanna go get the action of going and buying stuff but I don't want to spend any money. Just go to an enrichment zone where I pick up shiny tchotchkes and take them through a threshold and then set em down like ok thank you.
I might be describing shoplifting kinda
I might be describing shoplifting kinda
I wonder if it would be cool to get off of ssris. I wonder if Ive got enough coping mechanisms
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I wonder if it would be cool to get off of ssris. I wonder if Ive got enough coping mechanisms
Really thought I'd have died of some undiagnosed illness by this point in my life but I guess my meth head dad is still alive scamming people so we just have cockroach genes
February 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Really thought I'd have died of some undiagnosed illness by this point in my life but I guess my meth head dad is still alive scamming people so we just have cockroach genes
Anybody know if we got America tomorrow
February 1, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Anybody know if we got America tomorrow
Chili and cornbread could fix me
February 1, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Chili and cornbread could fix me
If anything those ICE dorks should be publicly shamed for the rest of their lives, any kind of peace is too good for them. I hope we invent a way to reverse death to keep them from swallowing their own tongues
February 1, 2026 at 4:31 AM
If anything those ICE dorks should be publicly shamed for the rest of their lives, any kind of peace is too good for them. I hope we invent a way to reverse death to keep them from swallowing their own tongues