Helen Mirren Laments Things
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Lamenting all the things that Kurt Cobain never lived to see. Parody.
If Kurt were alive today, I like to think he’d be listening to Dua Lipa on his new Amazon Echo Dot while tucking into a Terry’s Chocolate Milk.
December 25, 2024 at 3:18 PM
If Kurt were alive today, I like to think he’d be listening to Dua Lipa on his new Amazon Echo Dot while tucking into a Terry’s Chocolate Milk.
Oh my days
December 18, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Oh my days
He would have been in his element
December 14, 2024 at 8:10 PM
He would have been in his element
Such a shame that this will never become a reality
December 14, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Such a shame that this will never become a reality
So sad that Kurt never got a chance to join in on the Gregg Wallace pile-on.
November 30, 2024 at 3:15 PM
So sad that Kurt never got a chance to join in on the Gregg Wallace pile-on.
So sad that Kurt never tasted the short-lived Um Ognob
November 20, 2024 at 4:36 PM
So sad that Kurt never tasted the short-lived Um Ognob
Sad to think that Kurt never saw You’ve Got Mail
November 19, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Sad to think that Kurt never saw You’ve Got Mail
So sad that Kurt never lived long enough for TikTok to send him random job offers by text
November 18, 2024 at 12:53 PM
So sad that Kurt never lived long enough for TikTok to send him random job offers by text
Sad to think that Kurt never got a chance to sit for hours in a Ticketmaster queue trying to buy Glastonbury tickets.
November 17, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Sad to think that Kurt never got a chance to sit for hours in a Ticketmaster queue trying to buy Glastonbury tickets.
So sad that Kurt didn’t live to see Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: The Squeakquel
November 16, 2024 at 1:35 PM
So sad that Kurt didn’t live to see Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: The Squeakquel
Such a shame that Kurt never got to own Mind Your Language on DVD
November 15, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Such a shame that Kurt never got to own Mind Your Language on DVD
Such a shame Kurt never lived to try Giant Wotsits
November 14, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Such a shame Kurt never lived to try Giant Wotsits