Jess
@mirrorman.bsky.social
Just a guy with some cats and chickens that wants to talk to you about some things.
None of the cats I have can afford to pay for me properly. I think I may have messed up...
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
None of the cats I have can afford to pay for me properly. I think I may have messed up...
I literally cannot "think of it". I was taught math in elementary school. The teachings do not allow me to.
December 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I literally cannot "think of it". I was taught math in elementary school. The teachings do not allow me to.
🎶Hello, dorkness, my old friend...🎶
December 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
🎶Hello, dorkness, my old friend...🎶
Me after just one microplastics injection:
a man in a black shirt with the letter a on the bottom right
ALT: a man in a black shirt with the letter a on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Me after just one microplastics injection:
Looking forward to a world where I don't have to apologize for summoning the Prince of Darkness.
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Looking forward to a world where I don't have to apologize for summoning the Prince of Darkness.
Rasmus! I loved those uniforms.
December 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Rasmus! I loved those uniforms.
It was indeed 3-1. Norris, Benson and Krebs (EN) with goals for Buffalo and Hughes with NJ's lone tally.
December 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It was indeed 3-1. Norris, Benson and Krebs (EN) with goals for Buffalo and Hughes with NJ's lone tally.
Nothing says "freedom" like banning the only food a good portion of people can likely even afford.
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Nothing says "freedom" like banning the only food a good portion of people can likely even afford.
Still gonna wear mine, though...
December 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Still gonna wear mine, though...
now we can't have that because of woke
December 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
now we can't have that because of woke
I know, he could have just kept running, but decided "you know what? I'm diving!"
December 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I know, he could have just kept running, but decided "you know what? I'm diving!"
I yowled. There was no reason for it. He just decided to jump. I'm still laughing.
December 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I yowled. There was no reason for it. He just decided to jump. I'm still laughing.