I often don't recognize myself in photos because I have weird brain stuff. (This is part of why I tens to cover my face in photos, its easier for me)

But also sometimes I look at a photo of my dick and think "hey, that's a nice dick, I'm gonna play with that later."

Oh shit thats awesome!

I guess I have been quite rude!

Was I supposed to practice smiling? Was I supposed to smile? I just didn't smile.

Oh.

.... i dunno why the sound is like that. It wasn't like that on my phone.

Happy Birthday!!! 😘

Merry Christmas! 😘💖😈🥵

Busy friday! 😈🥵

Geebus fuck thats hot 🥵

Best kind of lazy!

Double B&W, double boner day?

I need more coffee with boners like this in my life 😘

Drrrrrippp