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misguided-misfit.bsky.social
@misguided-misfit.bsky.social
Hemorrhoids, man.
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
After giving away all our baby stuff thinking baby #2 wouldn't happen......baby #2 is happening 😅 not having a shower so figured sharing our registry is the next best thing!

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Amazon: Baby Registry
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February 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Norovirus (and the current state of our country) got me like 🤮🤮🤮
February 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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The fact that this exists around us but we got stuck on this stupid planet with a bunch of man babies trying to work out their grievances is just so annoying.
January 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I wish I was as excited about anything in life as my son is about Ms. Rachel.
January 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
2 sick parents and a healthy feral toddler do not mix well. Please send help. And soup.
December 11, 2024 at 2:26 AM
The next Banksy 💜
December 5, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Crayons are a delicacy in the dog world.
December 1, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Starving artist and his work. Free will donations always accepted.
November 30, 2024 at 3:15 PM
I love it when the whole house wakes up an hour before my alarm goes off.

Ugh 😴😴
November 22, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Why does my child act like he's on crack right at bedtime?
November 18, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Apparently I'm a toy box. And my child is hungry?
November 14, 2024 at 11:10 PM
My hips hurt.
November 14, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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❤️❤️‍🩹
November 13, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Whoa. A place without a shitty algorithm trying to force me into capitalism? I like it.
November 14, 2024 at 3:25 AM