they should make a “You’ve Got Mail” for Amazon putting the big-box stores out of business and call it “Delivered: Your Amazon.com order #113-568302-747251539069271525-5789001983567-189996514590751-56-175860703815-1589086432548223096731-2085478994751907543-4561197079271558602916-3674181010397642365”