Listening to Mobb Deep like the real Surrey dad I am.
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Listening to Mobb Deep like the real Surrey dad I am.
Lloyd Cole and the Commotions revival in 2026?
December 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Lloyd Cole and the Commotions revival in 2026?
Is Anything More a Christmas song?
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Is Anything More a Christmas song?
This app can predict the future
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
This app can predict the future
They’re playing Genesis at Waterloo.
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
They’re playing Genesis at Waterloo.
A lot of Creedence going down in this suburban household.
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A lot of Creedence going down in this suburban household.
91 GB in Downloads folder lads!
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
91 GB in Downloads folder lads!
Ashes tension ramping up in the Australian half of this household.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Ashes tension ramping up in the Australian half of this household.
Generic green lager is NOT cold at Waterloo cc @zemblamatic.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Generic green lager is NOT cold at Waterloo cc @zemblamatic.bsky.social
Rejection of the Gregorian calendar in 17th Century = early Gammon behaviours.
November 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rejection of the Gregorian calendar in 17th Century = early Gammon behaviours.
Went into Old London Town (Farringdon) today and everyone seemed VERY cool. Is this a sign that I am old?
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Went into Old London Town (Farringdon) today and everyone seemed VERY cool. Is this a sign that I am old?
A poached egg remains a top ranking breakfast.
October 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
A poached egg remains a top ranking breakfast.
At least 50% of my WhatsApp messages are “OK cool”
October 22, 2025 at 10:24 AM
At least 50% of my WhatsApp messages are “OK cool”
There’s a lot going on in this note from the the youngest.
October 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
There’s a lot going on in this note from the the youngest.
Eyeing up a 15% Valpolicella in the cupboard
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Eyeing up a 15% Valpolicella in the cupboard
Mini Mandus for lunch today lads.
October 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Mini Mandus for lunch today lads.
I shaved my head earlier and forgot to moisturise and so now my head is HOT and I am radiating strong gammon vibes.
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I shaved my head earlier and forgot to moisturise and so now my head is HOT and I am radiating strong gammon vibes.
This is an amazing machine transcription of a machine apologising for useless humans not being available to do its bidding.
September 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
This is an amazing machine transcription of a machine apologising for useless humans not being available to do its bidding.
If Starmer wants a headline policy to reboot his government he should ban stuttery penalty run ups IMMEDIATELY.
September 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If Starmer wants a headline policy to reboot his government he should ban stuttery penalty run ups IMMEDIATELY.
I just made an EXCEPTIONAL cup of tea. #tea #ukteachat
September 2, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I just made an EXCEPTIONAL cup of tea. #tea #ukteachat
Since I Met You only has 69M streams on Spotify. Fucking madness. MADNESS.
August 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Since I Met You only has 69M streams on Spotify. Fucking madness. MADNESS.
Absolutely banging out the exclamation marks in emails today. Thanks!
August 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Absolutely banging out the exclamation marks in emails today. Thanks!