*tuts loudly*
@miss-alaynius.bsky.social
At my age, a tactical wee is very important. Apparently, I love cheese, wine and gin in any order.
Today, I was told that I’m a force of nature, which is nice…
January 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Today, I was told that I’m a force of nature, which is nice…
Don’t forget kids, Easter isn’t that far away. Time to stock up on Easter goodies then throw them away when they go out of date at the end of January.
December 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Don’t forget kids, Easter isn’t that far away. Time to stock up on Easter goodies then throw them away when they go out of date at the end of January.
Someone is already letting off fireworks. You’ve got just over seven hours to go until midnight, don’t peak to early!
December 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Someone is already letting off fireworks. You’ve got just over seven hours to go until midnight, don’t peak to early!
I’m ploughing through all the leftover Xmas food. It’s tough but someone’s got to do it.
December 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I’m ploughing through all the leftover Xmas food. It’s tough but someone’s got to do it.
I’m definitely getting old if I’m looking and oohing and ahhing at slouchy cardies on Vinted and favouriting them. 🙄😁
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I’m definitely getting old if I’m looking and oohing and ahhing at slouchy cardies on Vinted and favouriting them. 🙄😁
On my own tomorrow, which is fine, before anyone says anything! Not sure what I’ll be eating but I do know I’ll be watching telly all day long!
December 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
On my own tomorrow, which is fine, before anyone says anything! Not sure what I’ll be eating but I do know I’ll be watching telly all day long!
I will be going into 2026 having given up three things I had been doing for many years, that I hated doing and that were extremely draining for me. I feel much lighter for having got rid of them!
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I will be going into 2026 having given up three things I had been doing for many years, that I hated doing and that were extremely draining for me. I feel much lighter for having got rid of them!
I was going to pop out but the weather is a touch pants, so I decided to steam clean my shower instead. I am a domestic goddess.
October 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I was going to pop out but the weather is a touch pants, so I decided to steam clean my shower instead. I am a domestic goddess.
Amazon have been telling me they’re only four stops away from delivering my parcel since about 12:30!
October 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Amazon have been telling me they’re only four stops away from delivering my parcel since about 12:30!
No, I don’t want you sitting next to me. I don’t want skin to skin contact at all. It’s too hot. Bugger off and sit somewhere else on the train!
July 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
No, I don’t want you sitting next to me. I don’t want skin to skin contact at all. It’s too hot. Bugger off and sit somewhere else on the train!
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July 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I can’t believe that I’m getting another effing cold! 🤬
July 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I can’t believe that I’m getting another effing cold! 🤬
A paper-cut on an index finger can get in the bin.
July 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
A paper-cut on an index finger can get in the bin.
I guess it had to happen at some point, but it’s still sad to see. It must continue to be so painful for his sister, so it makes sense that she has deactivated his FB account. #Iwillslwaysmissyou
July 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I guess it had to happen at some point, but it’s still sad to see. It must continue to be so painful for his sister, so it makes sense that she has deactivated his FB account. #Iwillslwaysmissyou
I get annoyed when a certain friend of mine emails me with tech issues and questions relating to their phone or computer, knowing full well that I’m no expert. I give whatever help I can, to be met with a reply where most sentences begin with: yes, but as I said in my email…
July 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I get annoyed when a certain friend of mine emails me with tech issues and questions relating to their phone or computer, knowing full well that I’m no expert. I give whatever help I can, to be met with a reply where most sentences begin with: yes, but as I said in my email…
Vacuuming, dusting, floor mopping etc.
Done.
Showered, dressed, laundry on, cup of coffee and telly catch up.
I’m living the life of Riley, I hope he appreciates my efforts!
Done.
Showered, dressed, laundry on, cup of coffee and telly catch up.
I’m living the life of Riley, I hope he appreciates my efforts!
July 7, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Vacuuming, dusting, floor mopping etc.
Done.
Showered, dressed, laundry on, cup of coffee and telly catch up.
I’m living the life of Riley, I hope he appreciates my efforts!
Done.
Showered, dressed, laundry on, cup of coffee and telly catch up.
I’m living the life of Riley, I hope he appreciates my efforts!
Hello rain and thunder, how you doin…?
a man in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a window and asking how you doin ' ?
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July 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hello rain and thunder, how you doin…?
When you’re with that person who likes to read EVERYTHING in a museum…
a close up of a gray and white cat sitting on a couch looking at the camera .
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May 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
When you’re with that person who likes to read EVERYTHING in a museum…
Ta-ta London, don’t miss me too much, I’ll be back Monday evening!
March 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Ta-ta London, don’t miss me too much, I’ll be back Monday evening!
On my way to have a four-course, bottomless Sunday lunch with a friend. I feel full just thinking about it!
March 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
On my way to have a four-course, bottomless Sunday lunch with a friend. I feel full just thinking about it!
“Big Price Drop, was £3.70 now £3.50”
Since when has 20p been considered a big price drop?
Since when has 20p been considered a big price drop?
March 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
“Big Price Drop, was £3.70 now £3.50”
Since when has 20p been considered a big price drop?
Since when has 20p been considered a big price drop?
Auto carrot really is a pine in the horse!
March 7, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Auto carrot really is a pine in the horse!
I want one of these!
March 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I want one of these!
It’s balmy out!
More weather reports when the weather changes… …lunchtime, then.
More weather reports when the weather changes… …lunchtime, then.
March 6, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It’s balmy out!
More weather reports when the weather changes… …lunchtime, then.
More weather reports when the weather changes… …lunchtime, then.