Miss Andrist Hag
@miss4ndrist.bsky.social
Hag. She/Her/They. Posting into the void. Minors dni 🔞
Q: What does it say that president released a video of him pooping on the American people?
MIKE JOHNSON: You can argue he's probably the most effective person who has ever used social media. He's using satire to make a point. He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents.
MIKE JOHNSON: You can argue he's probably the most effective person who has ever used social media. He's using satire to make a point. He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents.
October 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Is twitter down
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Is twitter down
Honey and Cardamom reappeared!!
September 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Honey and Cardamom reappeared!!
Heard he died
a man in a suit and tie is walking through a doorway while a man applauds behind him .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is walking through a doorway while a man applauds behind him .
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Heard he died
I haven’t come across the stray cats in a while makes me sad
July 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I haven’t come across the stray cats in a while makes me sad
Reposted by Miss Andrist Hag
What form of sociopathy required them to need a court order to stop doing this?
July 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What form of sociopathy required them to need a court order to stop doing this?
Cicadas are out with a vengeance this summer
July 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Cicadas are out with a vengeance this summer
How come Pinterest never works anymore
July 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
How come Pinterest never works anymore
Saw a grandpa with the exact same camo cargos as me on my walk
July 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Saw a grandpa with the exact same camo cargos as me on my walk
No stray cats on my walk 😔
July 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
No stray cats on my walk 😔
Added chai to my coffee, not sure how I feel about it
July 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Added chai to my coffee, not sure how I feel about it
Such a beautiful day only for the world to be going to shite
July 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Such a beautiful day only for the world to be going to shite
Talking Heads summer
a man in a floral shirt and white shorts is dancing on a dance floor in a club .
ALT: a man in a floral shirt and white shorts is dancing on a dance floor in a club .
media.tenor.com
June 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Talking Heads summer
When’s the rest of MM2 coming out
June 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When’s the rest of MM2 coming out
Two cats approached me and i keep forgetting to bring churus with me
June 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Two cats approached me and i keep forgetting to bring churus with me
Listening to Brazilian fonk on my walk
a man in a floral shirt and white shorts is dancing on a dance floor in a club .
ALT: a man in a floral shirt and white shorts is dancing on a dance floor in a club .
media.tenor.com
June 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Listening to Brazilian fonk on my walk
What an album music.apple.com/us/album/imp...
Impossible by Jessie Ware on Apple Music
Song · 2020 · Duration 3:42
music.apple.com
June 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
What an album music.apple.com/us/album/imp...
When I hear this live next month music.apple.com/us/album/thr...
Three Seed by Silversun Pickups on Apple Music
Song · 2006 · Duration 5:40
music.apple.com
June 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
When I hear this live next month music.apple.com/us/album/thr...
Twitter restricted me bc I said frump and el0n should d.i.e
June 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Twitter restricted me bc I said frump and el0n should d.i.e
84 degrees out and sunny this is what today feels like music.apple.com/us/album/ste...
Stereo Love (feat. Vika Jigulina) [TikTok] by Edward Maya on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 3:35
music.apple.com
June 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
84 degrees out and sunny this is what today feels like music.apple.com/us/album/ste...
Who has a Jersey Shore themed playlist
June 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Who has a Jersey Shore themed playlist
Got complimented by a cute girl at the coffee shop. I hope I’m looking extra gay all month
June 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Got complimented by a cute girl at the coffee shop. I hope I’m looking extra gay all month
Nothing but heaping garbage at goodwill
May 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Nothing but heaping garbage at goodwill