People out there really are making Rice Krispie treats, adding a random flavor, then acting like it’s a gift to humanity.

Getting spam texts addressing me as my father, about a property that neither of us owns. I love technology.

Anyone who puts raw broccoli on a veggie platter is an absolute psycho.

With each passing my day, my signature makes less and less sense.

The biggest mystery in Reacher is why so many guys look at this giant man and think they can win in a fight against him. No clear answers yet but I think it’s the male ego.

(I’m binging Reacher)

Music is so weird. Artists who have an album coming out have released 5 out of the 10 tracks as singles. Just quit the slow rollout and gimme the music already!

Now y’all don’t play with me about my Severed king Irving

Brought lasagna soup to work today for lunch and decided to wear a white shirt and mostly white cardigan. I am the creator of my own demise.

Charging me a convenience fee to pay my rent?😩 Life is a scam

Just moved but also working so I’m swimming in boxes for the foreseeable future.

There has been peppermint bark slander in the office and I will not stand for it.

Touring a new apartment tomorrow. Debating whether or not to wear a blazer so they can see I’m “serious.”

I am now a multiple Christmas trees in the house kind of person. That is me. This is I. It feels right.