Why are you all writing books in first person present? Why is this a thing??

My writing process is so wild, I'll go 372 days without writing a single thing then write for literally 9-12 hours a day for two weeks

Merry Christmas Adam to those who celebrate.

If you don't know what that is, I invite you to join in on the tradition. Adam because Adam came before Eve, and the only rule is that you must eat ribs.

Genuinely thrilled that I continue to make playlists so nuanced that spotify's AI cannot accurately suggest songs to ads

I think I might be a robot because

Happy alien invasion day to those who celebrate

Maybe the real Spotify wrapped is the friends we made along the way

Finally, I can go back to annoying the void instead of texting my friends random thoughts