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This week, Coco, Red Sona and Matt welcome legendarily fearless racer Mario Capretti to discuss what cars are, the benefits of greasing up your body, why Brad Pitt is our mortal enemy, and, of course, goats. Improvising are: J. Michael DeAngelis as Matt "Girlyman" and Mario Capretti Bob Killion as Coco the Barbarian and Ashley Banks as Red Sona Created, Produced & Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis Music & Sound Effects by Pete Barry Executive Producers Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Paige Klaniecki This content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creators, real persons, or any affiliated parties.

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Coco the Barbarian, Red Sona, and Matt welcome tech goddess Athena O'Brien to the studio, unpack their feelings about the new https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800175/ reboot film, and really focus on Matt's many failings. Improvising are: J. Michael DeAngelis as Matt "Girlyman" Bob Killion as Coco the Barbarian and Ashley Banks as Red Sona and Athena O'Brien Produced & Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis Music & Sound Effects by Pete Barry Executive Producers Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Paige Klaniecki This content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creators, real persons, or any affiliated parties.

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Podcast Episode · Mission Rejected · S5, E13 Bonus · 1h 3m

A group of sovereign nation separatists plan to annex a major suburb...and President Chet Phillips is eating cheesesteaks. Recorded live at the Philadelphia Mausoleum of Contemporary Art (PhilaMoCA) on August 2, 2025. Written & Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens and Mrs. DiNunzio and Bob Killion as The Admiral, Jambo, Steve Connors, and Security Guy Guest Starring J. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor and Larry Hastings Dave Serfass as Chip Esterhouse Pete Barry as Cory Champlain and Kristatos O'Brien Rebecca Serfass as June Squibb John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and Jake Walsh and Caden Dowgin as Cooper Sharpe Music and Effects Written and Performed by Pete Barry https://www.missionrejected.com/live-show-transcript Created and Produced by J. Michael DeAngelis, Pete Barry, John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki Special thanks to Eric Bressler and Justin Roman at https://www.philamoca.comAll sound effects created by Pete Barry, except http://99sounds.org/radiophonic-atmospheres/ by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby) used under https://99sounds.org/license/.

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Podcast Episode · Mission Rejected · S5 Bonus · 36m

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