Miss Lorelai Magdalen PDX
misslorelai.bsky.social
Miss Lorelai Magdalen PDX
@misslorelai.bsky.social
Petite Goddess
Fever dream
Switch supreme
Kink connoisseur
Belle de Jour
Portland, Oregon
For booking enquiries, please email
[email protected]
❤️ thank you for a perfect birthday my angels! ❤️Thanks to you, I'm fully booked through the end of September! Please don't hesitate to reach out with booking enquiries for autumn.
Looking forward,
Lorelai 💋
September 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
My Uber driver just made me a balloon corsage. 🧡🏵 #blessed
September 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It's too darn hot.
July 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
And that's that on that.
June 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The struggle is real
I beg you to book in advance. I want to suck ur dick. I rly do. But the way my life works I need more than 1 hour notice to do so. 😓
June 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Staying on theme with some delectably aquatic acquisitions from SheBop...
I'm nothing if not dedicated to the vibe.
June 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Feeling exceptionally aquatic this evening, with my gorgeous gorgeous salty citrus bath bomb from Lush and my silly little Octopus friend. Everything practical should also be whimsical, no?
June 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The real reason I don't acknowledge when random men say hello: they are almost always SELLING SOMETHING.
Like, sir. I am in my driveway, covered in several shades of paint, ferociously weilding a spray can. Why tf would you think now is the time to cold sell me pest control???
I WILL SPRAY PAINT YOU
May 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
En route to absolutely ruin a good man. Wish me luck! 💋
April 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Sure we've had signal group chat. What about second signal group chat?
April 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I also might die if I had to spend 17 minutes in a room with JD Vance.
April 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A cascading hot flash while in rope bondage was not on my bingo card for 2025, but it probably should have been!
🥵⛓️❤️‍🔥🪢
Thank you @subrosapdx.com and Jaime Joy for the fantastic workshop.
Continuing education (and brushing up on the basics) is one of my biggest goals for this chapter in my life.
April 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I just fully evolved my hamster. Clearly I have it very together.
#notanad
#thefutureliberalswant #justadhdgirlythings
#finchcareapp
April 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Which of these should be my new header photo on Tryst?
April 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A much belated Happy St Patrick's
March 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What even is this an ad for? Wrong answers only!
March 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
There is no power in demanding a public show of gratitude. Anyone with a passing understanding of power dynamics will tell you: what we saw on display today was weakness and political theatrics.
February 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Tbt the first time my beautiful sissy got to wear heels for me. Can you guess who's who?
February 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Honorable mention to this double damask rose as big as my hand. Not pictured: how velvety the petals are, or how bright and peppery the scent.
February 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Who is she???
She arrived on Valentines Day, tightly closed, and has since unfurled into the fattest frilliest frou frou little hussy of them all. My kingdom for a name...
February 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Tipsy watching The Rings of Power and like...Adar can get it? Right? Like I know everyone is shipping Sauron and our girl Galadriel but Adar has that Uruk BDE. Also, loving the dwarves little beard helmets. A++ costume design, 10/10, no notes
February 19, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This weekend I found a shibari mentor I can really vibe with, and I'm so excited to bring that skill set back into my repertoire this year! I dabbled in rope bondage with willing guinea pigs in the past, but my mid-aughts Strict Domina persona didn't leave much wiggle room for trial and error...
February 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Happy V Day 💋
February 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Fresh hot corsetry to keep my riblets warm on a cold day...
February 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Update: halfway through the ride my Lyft driver switched from the unsolved true crime missing persons podcast to some very chill and reassuring lofi beats. Marked safe from disappearing, for now at least!
February 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM