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Miss Lorelai Magdalen PDX
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Portland, Oregon
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❤️ thank you for a perfect birthday my angels! ❤️Thanks to you, I'm fully booked through the end of September! Please don't hesitate to reach out with booking enquiries for autumn.
Looking forward,
Lorelai 💋
Miss Lorelai leans into the frame, blowing a tantalizing tease of a kiss with her long fingers. Only the bottom half of her face can be seen; lush puckered lips, cheekbones for days, and the rims of her glasses. She wears a very buxom vintage 90s polka dot dress and a soft cardigan. Her hair falls in deep brown waves across her shoulders.
September 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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My Uber driver just made me a balloon corsage. 🧡🏵 #blessed
Lorelai has just gotten in the door and is sitting on a sofa wearing a black dress and summery black peep toe mules on her very tan feet. She is holding her hand up to the camera to show off a giant daisy shaped balloon corsage in shades of neon tangerine and soft grey. In the background, a jute rug and an enormous black Kate Spade bag.
September 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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It's too darn hot.
Miss Lorelai lounges on soft washed linen bedding in a champagne silk slip, her dark hair cascading over the edge of the beads she playfully peeks through her crossed arms at you, the viewer.
July 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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And that's that on that.
In a tweet by Sean Barry Parsons, Our Lady of Perpetual Swag Dame Dolly Parton is pictured in a clip from her iconic 1980 film '9 to 5'. She perches behind a typewriter in a wood paneled office wearing a demure plaid dress with green cardigan draped over her naugahyde chair and the mother of all peroxide blonde brush-out wigs on her head. The caption reads: "Dolly Parton could have written 'The Communist Manifesto' but Karl Marx could not have clicked his acrylic nails together like a washboard and written '9 to 5'.
June 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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The struggle is real
delphine.bsky.social Bay Area Muse Delphine Mason @delphine.bsky.social · May 30
I beg you to book in advance. I want to suck ur dick. I rly do. But the way my life works I need more than 1 hour notice to do so. 😓
June 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Staying on theme with some delectably aquatic acquisitions from SheBop...
I'm nothing if not dedicated to the vibe.
Miss Lorelai is bragging about her newly acquired sex toys: an iridescent aquamarine wand, a vibrating graduated anal plug in iridescent teal to purple flip, and a stunning 10" Silicone tentacle dildo in swirls of purple and emerald, all waterproof.
June 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Feeling exceptionally aquatic this evening, with my gorgeous gorgeous salty citrus bath bomb from Lush and my silly little Octopus friend. Everything practical should also be whimsical, no?
Miss Lorelai lounges in a Sicilian blood orange scented bath that is tinted a deep teal with swirls of pale jade bubbles. Only her toes are visible emerging from the water, painted iridescent moon blue. A silly turquoise Silicone cartoon Octopus with suction cup tentacles covers the overflow drain. She is very proud of him.
June 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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The real reason I don't acknowledge when random men say hello: they are almost always SELLING SOMETHING.
Like, sir. I am in my driveway, covered in several shades of paint, ferociously weilding a spray can. Why tf would you think now is the time to cold sell me pest control???
I WILL SPRAY PAINT YOU
May 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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En route to absolutely ruin a good man. Wish me luck! 💋
Miss Lorelai is pictured from the waist down lounging in the back of a rather shabby but admirably clean ride share. She is wearing a crisp cotton sundress, sheer silk stockings, and patent leather slingbacks, all black, of course.
April 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Sure we've had signal group chat. What about second signal group chat?
April 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I also might die if I had to spend 17 minutes in a room with JD Vance.
April 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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A cascading hot flash while in rope bondage was not on my bingo card for 2025, but it probably should have been!
🥵⛓️❤️‍🔥🪢
Thank you @subrosapdx.com and Jaime Joy for the fantastic workshop.
Continuing education (and brushing up on the basics) is one of my biggest goals for this chapter in my life.
April 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I just fully evolved my hamster. Clearly I have it very together.
#notanad
#thefutureliberalswant #justadhdgirlythings
#finchcareapp
An adorably round cartoon bird in overalls and bunny slippers chills in her awesome treetop bachelorette pad with her very satisfyingly chubby pet hamster. She is holding a bubble wand and there is a fresh pot of tea on the windowsill. The world is perfect.
April 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Which of these should be my new header photo on Tryst?
Miss Lorelai lounges on a cold marble coffee table in black lace lingerie and silk lace top stockings. Her face is obscured by her arm while her dark hair spills over the edge of the table.
April 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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A much belated Happy St Patrick's
March 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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What even is this an ad for? Wrong answers only!
March 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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There is no power in demanding a public show of gratitude. Anyone with a passing understanding of power dynamics will tell you: what we saw on display today was weakness and political theatrics.
February 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Tbt the first time my beautiful sissy got to wear heels for me. Can you guess who's who?
February 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Honorable mention to this double damask rose as big as my hand. Not pictured: how velvety the petals are, or how bright and peppery the scent.
February 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Who is she???
She arrived on Valentines Day, tightly closed, and has since unfurled into the fattest frilliest frou frou little hussy of them all. My kingdom for a name...
February 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Tipsy watching The Rings of Power and like...Adar can get it? Right? Like I know everyone is shipping Sauron and our girl Galadriel but Adar has that Uruk BDE. Also, loving the dwarves little beard helmets. A++ costume design, 10/10, no notes
February 19, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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This weekend I found a shibari mentor I can really vibe with, and I'm so excited to bring that skill set back into my repertoire this year! I dabbled in rope bondage with willing guinea pigs in the past, but my mid-aughts Strict Domina persona didn't leave much wiggle room for trial and error...
February 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Happy V Day 💋
February 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Fresh hot corsetry to keep my riblets warm on a cold day...
February 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Update: halfway through the ride my Lyft driver switched from the unsolved true crime missing persons podcast to some very chill and reassuring lofi beats. Marked safe from disappearing, for now at least!
February 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM