i hate when people ask “what did you do this weekend” as if i’m an interesting person. all i did was perform a pointe ratatouille drag number, go to a cat themed rave with human sized cat toys, and realize im not as over a traumatic event as i thought i was

wet’n’wild is the little ceaser’s of makeup

i love wisconsin until i’m reminded it’s weird weird that i don’t drink or i get served german food (not soft pretzels with beer cheese. i love her)

@hankgreen.bsky.social i created an account here just to bring this to your attention. this is slander! haha