Ah yes, another Bob’s Burgers rewatch, another six months of having “Electric Love” stuck in my head.
May 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Ah yes, another Bob’s Burgers rewatch, another six months of having “Electric Love” stuck in my head.
Meet my new porch goose, Goldie Honk
April 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Meet my new porch goose, Goldie Honk
It’s happening, I can feel the call to clean my house. I am compelled to throw open my windows, mop the floors, and sing along with catchy pop radio. Every year this happens.
March 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It’s happening, I can feel the call to clean my house. I am compelled to throw open my windows, mop the floors, and sing along with catchy pop radio. Every year this happens.
My most conservative opinion is that we should have plastic straws.
Just until we can figure out an alternative that actually works, because these paper straws in their current form aren’t it.
Just until we can figure out an alternative that actually works, because these paper straws in their current form aren’t it.
March 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
My most conservative opinion is that we should have plastic straws.
Just until we can figure out an alternative that actually works, because these paper straws in their current form aren’t it.
Just until we can figure out an alternative that actually works, because these paper straws in their current form aren’t it.
That Severance season finale though 🤯
March 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
That Severance season finale though 🤯
One of the things I wasn’t prepared for when I became a parent was how guilty I would feel wanting to throw away art projects. 😬 They are all wonderful but keeping all of them is logistically impossible! I’m sorry!
March 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
One of the things I wasn’t prepared for when I became a parent was how guilty I would feel wanting to throw away art projects. 😬 They are all wonderful but keeping all of them is logistically impossible! I’m sorry!
I need to go upstairs to move laundry over but cannot leave these barbarians unattended around the cheese.
March 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I need to go upstairs to move laundry over but cannot leave these barbarians unattended around the cheese.
I feel like my stepson’s school must be doing something right if all I complain about is the constant special dress up days.
But here we go again, another week, another string of creative dress up days and by this point in the school year I’m over it. 😂😅
But here we go again, another week, another string of creative dress up days and by this point in the school year I’m over it. 😂😅
March 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I feel like my stepson’s school must be doing something right if all I complain about is the constant special dress up days.
But here we go again, another week, another string of creative dress up days and by this point in the school year I’m over it. 😂😅
But here we go again, another week, another string of creative dress up days and by this point in the school year I’m over it. 😂😅
My local facebook group: spring has sprung! Hooray for warmer weather!
Me, burrowing deeper into my blanket cocoon and sipping hot chocolate: you fools, it’s still February.
Fools, fools, fools.
Me, burrowing deeper into my blanket cocoon and sipping hot chocolate: you fools, it’s still February.
Fools, fools, fools.
an elderly woman wearing glasses and a blue sweater is making a face ..
ALT: an elderly woman wearing glasses and a blue sweater is making a face ..
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February 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My local facebook group: spring has sprung! Hooray for warmer weather!
Me, burrowing deeper into my blanket cocoon and sipping hot chocolate: you fools, it’s still February.
Fools, fools, fools.
Me, burrowing deeper into my blanket cocoon and sipping hot chocolate: you fools, it’s still February.
Fools, fools, fools.
My queen, patiently waiting for me to take this photo and then resume giving her pets.
February 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My queen, patiently waiting for me to take this photo and then resume giving her pets.
My 6 year old stepson's latest joke
SS: why did the kid fart?
Husband: why?
SS: so his dad could smell it!
Joke accompanied by a fart, naturally. I think it's his best work yet.
SS: why did the kid fart?
Husband: why?
SS: so his dad could smell it!
Joke accompanied by a fart, naturally. I think it's his best work yet.
February 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My 6 year old stepson's latest joke
SS: why did the kid fart?
Husband: why?
SS: so his dad could smell it!
Joke accompanied by a fart, naturally. I think it's his best work yet.
SS: why did the kid fart?
Husband: why?
SS: so his dad could smell it!
Joke accompanied by a fart, naturally. I think it's his best work yet.
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Captures it perfectly.
February 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Captures it perfectly.
Me finding my husband after I die.
January 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Me finding my husband after I die.
Just saw an announcement that a cat hotel and spa was coming to a nearby town! Got so excited because I thought it was like a cat cafe - so I could stay at this amazing hotel and spa and there would just be cats everywhere. But no, apparently it's a hotel and spa for the cats. Fiiiiiine. #letdown
January 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Just saw an announcement that a cat hotel and spa was coming to a nearby town! Got so excited because I thought it was like a cat cafe - so I could stay at this amazing hotel and spa and there would just be cats everywhere. But no, apparently it's a hotel and spa for the cats. Fiiiiiine. #letdown
Trying to explain to my friend in another country how Philly is celebrating tonight. People climbing poles and trees, chanting, drinking - the usual you know? I think the thing that made them go 🤨the most though was explaining the people overtaking a dump truck. Never change Philly. #gobirds
January 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Trying to explain to my friend in another country how Philly is celebrating tonight. People climbing poles and trees, chanting, drinking - the usual you know? I think the thing that made them go 🤨the most though was explaining the people overtaking a dump truck. Never change Philly. #gobirds
My husband when I’m trying to get him to open up about his feelings: 🤐🤷♂️🍆
My husband’s raw emotions on display when he’s watching football: 😬😫😱🫨🤩😡😤🫣🫢🫠😮💨
My husband’s raw emotions on display when he’s watching football: 😬😫😱🫨🤩😡😤🫣🫢🫠😮💨
January 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My husband when I’m trying to get him to open up about his feelings: 🤐🤷♂️🍆
My husband’s raw emotions on display when he’s watching football: 😬😫😱🫨🤩😡😤🫣🫢🫠😮💨
My husband’s raw emotions on display when he’s watching football: 😬😫😱🫨🤩😡😤🫣🫢🫠😮💨
We would like dinner early tonight, Mother.
January 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
We would like dinner early tonight, Mother.
One of my favorite hobbies is sitting close to my husband and cracking my neck and listening to his horrified response asking me why I’m like this.
January 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
One of my favorite hobbies is sitting close to my husband and cracking my neck and listening to his horrified response asking me why I’m like this.
I love my husband but he’s a tv binging lightweight.
January 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I love my husband but he’s a tv binging lightweight.
The world is on fire around me but I found a cat whisker this morning so I know I'm gonna be alright.
January 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The world is on fire around me but I found a cat whisker this morning so I know I'm gonna be alright.
Just asked Husband what he thought he would find in my purse if he had to check in there. He answered quickly: tampons. Ding ding ding! He was absolutely right!
I chose wisely.
I chose wisely.
January 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Just asked Husband what he thought he would find in my purse if he had to check in there. He answered quickly: tampons. Ding ding ding! He was absolutely right!
I chose wisely.
I chose wisely.