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TheaRetical
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Random shit posting and out of context thoughts 🥔
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I guess people are doing lists of what they like and such so here we go:

Trans
Ace
Horror
Dropout/Dimension 20
Co-op games
Furry
Random nonsense
Molemen
TTRPGs
Board Games
Pokemon
Black Clover
TV shows
Movies
And probably some other stuff

Redone with tag cause wtf not
#promosky
Can't wait for the 2026 trend of "Protein in everything" to crash out after people OD on Protein by having one too many coffees.
January 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Reminder that we are in the misinformation age and that you owe me $20
December 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Shit I forgot to check what Streaming Services were open on Xmas
Hopefully there is something to watch tonight
December 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Insert banger skeet that no one will see or like here
December 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
We gotta bring "twas" back people
It's just fun to say
December 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I diagnose you with a painful case of being white
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Interviewer: "So you took naps?"
Mike D: "Yeah, we took naps"
Ad-rock: "It was a long drive to Brooklyn"
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hot take
Too many people love the color purple
It's a good color, but it's weirdly popular
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
For my partner, it's a successful event if she can get through it without me telling my Cowboy joke that she has heard 50 times
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Isn't it kinda sexist that we can't femail a letter?
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
So far I have 2 people who have read the first 3 books of the Red Rising series. I got one maybe on the hook.

Muahahahahaha
#redrising
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Is broom handle the new Gock?
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If the Try guys were in the Cars Universe they would be the Tri Guys
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Keep my wife's fart out of your fucking mouth!
#nocontext
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Question the hand that feeds you
How does it feed you?
Why does it feed you?
What does it feed you?
When does it feed you?

You might be happy with table scraps, but others are getting full meals while your scraps barely let you survive.

And if those scraps go away?
Can you bite that hand now?
November 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Fuck 2025
I hate this shit
Worst year of my life (so far)
I swear I better feel good enough to go to this party tomorrow or I'm gonna build a time machine and prevent humanity from getting this far without free health care for all
October 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Huh
FLCL is set in October
I guess that makes it the perfect month to watch it
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Fuck yeah
Love me some Scary Godmother!
a witch is flying on a broom with a princess
ALT: a witch is flying on a broom with a princess
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Slowly convincing people to throw Presentation Parties
Is this evil? Not really
But I'll pretend I'm evil while doing it
Muahahahahahahaha
October 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
That's my secret cap, I'm always autistic
September 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
No fair, y'all get Name Brand Autism? We can only afford Store Brand Autism!
September 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Can I get an Arnold Palmer, lemonade on the side.
September 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Please put away your mushrooms and turtles when expecting a plumber.
August 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Spider funeral today
Was not on my 2025 list of tragedy
August 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"Boof on the dance floor"
July 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM