If I could use the skill set I possess from my dreams on my cv, the list would look something like this

T-rex wrangler, Tarzan vine swinging enthusiast, Mario level driving since infancy,

*Honorable mentions... Britney Spears is my biggest fan

One way to get someone who's sitting too close to you on the bus to move, is to assert dominance by making eye contact and shoving a finger straight up your nose. Follow me for more life tips.